[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Mr. Jingles

While Bristol Palin's out-of-wedlock pregnancy is unfortunate, it never would have happened if Bill Clinton hadn't been President.

Yes, Bill Clinton used his powers, as president, to find out who the VP candidate would be in 2008 and trick Levi into having unprotected sex with her daughter nearly eight years after he left office.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch

Bill Clinton didn't get her pregnant. I doubt he was even present at the conception.

Originally Posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch

Yes, Bill Clinton used his powers, as president, to find out who the VP candidate would be in 2008 and trick Levi into having unprotected sex with her daughter nearly eight years after he left office.

For those of you who are so retarded, Mr Jingles was clearly referring to the complete lack of moral guidance given by that man Clinton. The effect of his immorality rattles down the years as a damned soul rattles down to the pits of Hell.

[Mr. Jingles]

Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch

Bill Clinton didn't get her pregnant. I doubt he was even present at the conception.

It doesn't matter if Bill Clinton wasn't there; it's still his fault. Everything is his fault.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch

I doubt he was even present at the conception.

Can you prove this assertion?

Of course not!

Bill Clinton was probably there, cigar in hand, and then using it to demonstrate to the innocent young Levi where to put his tallywhacker. He probably even guided Levi more directly, if you know what I mean.

Disgusting.

[Adam Smith]

I will. God won't let her down, I know it. She's innocent and pure, just the sort of president we need.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Originally Posted by Adam Smith

I will. God won't let her down, I know it. She's innocent and pure, just the sort of president we need.

So you're from Scotland? The Scottish are just retarded Irish, and the Irish don't have a good reputation to begin with. What makes you think you can be saved?

[Adam Smith]

Originally Posted by Buckminster Carlson

So you're from Scotland? The Scottish are just retarded Irish, and the Irish don't have a good reputation to begin with. What makes you think you can be saved?

I'm emigrating to America and burning my ungodly Scottish passport. It's the only way.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Originally Posted by Adam Smith

I'm emigrating to America and burning my ungodly Scottish passport. It's the only way.

Wrong answer, boy!

For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:

Not of works, lest any man should boast.

For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them.

Ephesians 2:8-10

Why don't you put down those bagpipes and pick up a Bible!

[Adam Smith]

I am aware of that. However, I fear that God will still not accept me unless I become a US citizen.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Originally Posted by Adam Smith

I am aware of that. However, I fear that God will still not accept me unless I become a US citizen.

Being a U.S. citizen is a good decision, but what if the plane crashes on the way to the U.S.? You're out of luck then, boy. You better get down on your knees right now, even if you're in public, and let the warm love of Jesus fill you. Or, you can burn in Hell for eternity. Your choice.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Adam Smith

I am aware of that. However, I fear that God will still not accept me unless I become a US citizen.

It can't hurt.

At least you'd be surrounded by Godly Christians, instead of skirt-wearing, bagpipe-huffing queers.

Now, could you share with us a prayer for Sarah Palin?

[Adam Smith]

I will share a prayer; both for Sarah Palin and also my own safe passage to the United States.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Adam Smith

I will share a prayer; both for Sarah Palin and also my own safe passage to the United States.

I agree with your sentiments, but I meant would you write a prayer for her to share with us . . .

[Adam Smith]

That I will.


Dear Lord,

In this most troubled month, I pray for the victory of Sarah Palin and the Republicans.
For bread, water, and money,
Wine and water,
For the purgatory of homosexuals and liberals,
In Your name,
Please save the United States from Barack Hussein Osama the terrorist,
And let America rejoice in Sarah Palin's leadership.

Amen.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Originally Posted by Adam Smith

That I will.


Dear Lord,

In this most troubled month, I pray for the victory of Sarah Palin and the Republicans.
For bread, water, and money,
Wine and water,
For the purgatory of homosexuals and liberals,
In Your name,
Please save the United States from Barack Hussein Osama the terrorist,
And let America rejoice in Sarah Palin's leadership.

Amen.

Sarah Palin's co-leadership. John is still in charge.

[Adam Smith]

John is obviously old and senile now, I doubt that he will be much use except to tame Sarah Palin's female impulses.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Originally Posted by Adam Smith

John is obviously old and senile now, I doubt that he will be much use except to tame Sarah Palin's female impulses.

Are you kidding? You're about to get into hot water, boy. John McCain is God's Maverick™. He's on edge all the time ready to fight the liberal democrat scum that want to make America socialist. You better hope he doesn't get wind of this. Jesus is offended.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Adam Smith

That I will.


Dear Lord,

In this most troubled month, I pray for the victory of Sarah Palin and the Republicans.
For bread, water, and money,
Wine and water,
For the purgatory of homosexuals and liberals,
In Your name,
Please save the United States from Barack Hussein Osama the terrorist,
And let America rejoice in Sarah Palin's leadership.

Amen.

What a lovely Catholic prayer.

Friend, purgatory is an imaginary place made up by Catholics. We are not Catholics, and we do not believe in imaginary made-up places.

[Adam Smith]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

What a lovely Catholic prayer.

Friend, purgatory is an imaginary place made up by Catholics. We are not Catholics, and we do not believe in imaginary made-up places.

I was unaware of that. Hopefully God will forgive me.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Originally Posted by Adam Smith

I was unaware of that. Hopefully God will forgive me.

More evidence that you've never read the Bible. The word "purgatory" isn't even in the Bible.