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Default Signs of the Times: Pictures to Brighten your Day - 12-20-2010, 07:04 PM

So many pictures in this world are disheartening and immoral: People making love, naked statues, gays and lesbians doing gay and lesbian things, animals behaving in ways that suggest evolution... It's literally not safe for Christians to open their eyes in this day and age.

Fortunately, there are still safe havens for those of us on the moral high ground.

I would like to present to you a collection of GODly photographs that will give you hope and inspiration in your daily walk with CHRIST.


Mushroom Clouds:


Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty, and maketh it waste, and turneth it upside down, and scattereth abroad the inhabitants thereof. -Isaiah 24:1

Seeing images of atomic fireballs rising heavenward always brings back warm memories of seeing safety films at school and in church about this harbinger of CHRIST's soon return!

Wars:


And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. -Matthew 24:6

Every time I hear news of a war breaking out somewhere on this planet I rejoice and praise JESUS for yet another sign that He's returning very soon!

The Pope Sneering:


And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed. -Revelation 13:11

I have a large collection of photographs from over the years of sneering popes. We all know the Pope is taking over the world, and is mentioned in prophecy as a bad guy. (This also applies to any president who is a democrat.)

Gays:


And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. -Romans 1:27

Gays are very important to Christianity. We know that their bizarre antics are a sure sign of the inconceivable immorality that the Bible warns us about.

Technology I Don't Understand:


But thou, O Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book, even to the time of the end: many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased. -Daniel 12:4

I am very certain this verse is about computers and cell phones.

They have computers now that can transfer entire gigamytes of information!

Each year I see more and more kids using gizmos and gadgets that confound and frustrate me, and I know this is a sign that civilization cannot go on much longer, which in turn pleases me to no end.

Enjoy your young and exciting lives while you can kids, because JESUS is coming back to destroy your computers and cell phones (and probably you) in a lake of fire! Praise!

Natural Disasters:


For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.
-Matthew 24:7

Whenever I've had a bad day, I come home and look at pictures of the decimated remains of people's homes.

Then I imagine my mansion in Heaven on a gold street and think about how lucky I am to be a True Christian instead of one of these ignorant sinners living in a fancy condo in a big city like San Francisco about to be swallowed up in the next big earth quake GOD sends their way.

I can't wait!



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Default Re: Signs of the Times: Pictures to Brighten your Day - 12-20-2010, 07:11 PM

A reminder that the mythical Santa and Rudoplh are NOT the reason for Christmas.

The horned beast of pagan Celtic mythology will rot and show us that it is mortal and extinct just as Cernunnos is.

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