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Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-08-2010, 02:54 PM
I see that Jesus has left you here for one more year. Have a blessed Birthday. I hope your bags are packed we leave at noon, now get back to work you are on my time!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-08-2010, 03:14 PM
Congratulations Sister Lycia!
To the atheists:
To the false christians:
Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:
Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-08-2010, 03:26 PM
One year closer to witnessing the rapture! Shout Glory!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-08-2010, 03:36 PM
Thank you everybody! I started today off by thanking Jesus for allowing me to reach my 23rd worldly birthday and my 1st birthday since I've been Saved© and for not smiting me for my past transgressions. My bags are packed and I'm ready to start my new job as Brother James's personal assistant during his business trip to the Orient! I'm hoping they might be serving birthday cake on the trip.
And Brother, I'm very sorry for forgetting to include the new cover sheet on my Theological Personnel Service report, it won't happen again.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-08-2010, 04:28 PM
Happy birthday, little lady! I've sent you a little something from Nieman-Marcus for your new job. I hope you like it.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-08-2010, 04:55 PM
Happy Birthday, Lycia. Unfortunately Cindy Lou won't be able to wish you a Happy Birthday today as she is on preemptive restrictions.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-08-2010, 05:05 PM
Blessed Birthday, Sister!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-08-2010, 07:09 PM
Happy Birthday Lycia!
Revelation 13:1-2 "1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. 2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority."
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Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-08-2010, 07:15 PM
Happy Birthday Sister Lycia!! Warms my heart to see you here child.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-08-2010, 07:36 PM
Happy Birthday to a wonderful Christian person. I sent you a prayer-o-gram, I hope it arrived in time, before you left. They said that they would guarantee the singer, the authentic papyrus, and the harp.
He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
God, Guns and BBQ make AMERICA great!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-08-2010, 08:31 PM
I hope this music CD arrives before you leave on your business trip, inspirational music makes the travel all the more pleasant. Happy Birthday!
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-08-2010, 11:23 PM
Happy and Blessed Birthday!!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-09-2010, 12:17 AM
Happy birthday Lycia. I sent you some catalogues of office fashion wear.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-09-2010, 01:09 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sister!!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-09-2010, 01:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabriel Reproba
One year closer to witnessing the rapture! Shout Glory!
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Let me second that!
PRAISE ! ! !
Happy Birthday, dear sister!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-09-2010, 01:53 AM
Happy Birthday Sister
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Confirmed Enemy of God Perverted Gay Porn Poster Degenerate pervert who tried to kiss our butts to become a TC and failed miserably.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-09-2010, 03:49 AM
Have a good one dearsy & may Christ Jesus loves you for a very very long time!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-09-2010, 06:32 AM
Happy Birthday Sister!! May God continue to bless you greatly in all that you do!
2 Corinthians 5:7 For we walk by faith, not by sight:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-09-2010, 12:41 PM
Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia!
For your birthday, I wish you the desires of your heart!
Psalm 37:4-5
4Delight thyself also in the LORD: and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart.
5Commit thy way unto the LORD; trust also in him; and he shall bring it to pass.
I also want to thank you for your inspiring posts and for being the first one here to befriend me.
YIC, PL
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~Matt. 10:33
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Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lycia -
12-09-2010, 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis
I hope this music CD arrives before you leave on your business trip, inspirational music makes the travel all the more pleasant. Happy Birthday!
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Sirs, I was so intrigued by this album cover that I did a (tiny) bit of online research and found that Mr Gage is a Baptist Evangelist!!!
"All My Friends Are Dead, by Freddie Gage
Nicknamed the Underworld Preacher, Gage is a reformed drug addict from Texas."
But how dast one "website" list this as "one of the worst album covers in the world" - ? The un$avED just never do understand - do they
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