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Default Re: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians. - 09-09-2011, 05:44 PM

Atheists always resort to potty language.

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Default Re: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians. - 09-09-2011, 07:29 PM

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Atheists always resort to potty language.
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I do so agree.

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may your 'god' find you
Does he not know that you find God, God does not find you?!

We know this because he had to go looking for Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden and He couldn't find them until Adam called out:

Ge:3:8: And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.
Ge:3:9: And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?
Ge:3:10: And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.





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Default Re: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians. - 09-09-2011, 09:25 PM

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I do so agree.

Does he not know that you find God, God does not find you?!

We know this because he had to go looking for Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden and He couldn't find them until Adam called out:

Ge:3:8: And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.
Ge:3:9: And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?
Ge:3:10: And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.
Apparently not, but I do not expect these stupid atheists to read THE Word of God for they follow blindly after heretics such as Duckbilleddawkins, and his sickular followers, and Harry Satan Potter.

Wisdom has never issued from the mouths of the atheist-trash.

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8:11 For wisdom is better than rubies; and all the things that may be desired are not to be compared to it.

8:17 I love them that love me; and those that seek me early shall find me.



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Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Default Re: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians. - 10-30-2011, 05:58 AM

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Clearly anything with "Russian" in it is suspicious all by itself."
no offence, but that is pretty racist in my opinion. just because it has Russia doesn't instantly equal something bad or even suspicious. some of the most respectable people I know are of Russian doesn't or live in Russia. i think that it would be best if you would think about other people heritage and pride of where there from before you judge their country in entirety.
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Default Re: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians. - 10-30-2011, 06:30 AM

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no offence, but that is pretty racist in my opinion. just because it has Russia doesn't instantly equal something bad or even suspicious. some of the most respectable people I know are of Russian doesn't or live in Russia. i think that it would be best if you would think about other people heritage and pride of where there from before you judge their country in entirety.
Why is it that whenever some hateful atheist trash mouth says "no offence" you know they're going to deeply insult people. And then we get the "Some of my best friends are Russians" line that clearly screams "closet racist" to the world.

They're bound to be on their best behaviour round people who might possibly give them some hard currency. Ever stop to think about that one?



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Default Re: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians. - 10-30-2011, 06:21 PM

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Why is it that whenever some hateful atheist truth says "no offence" you know they're going to deeply insult people. And then we get the "Some of my best friends are Russians" line that clearly screams "closet racist" to the world.

They're bound to be on their best behaviour round people who might possibly give them some hard currency. Ever stop to think about that one?
"closet racist"? you simply have to be kidding me. when the original poster of this is preety much shouting at one point "Russian = bad" you have the audacity to claim that one of the few people here that is pointing out a simplely insulting and just plain racist part of this statement. I have never had so much as an inclineing of racism enter my mind, which Is more then can Brother Cranky can say. I have read his other post, many of which involve how the chinese should be doing our laundry and that
British people are stupid. I have a strong feeling that i`m going to get banned for saying any of this, but someone has to!

As for the "Give them some hard currency" line, I`ll have you know that in all the years i`ve known them the most they have asked for is 3 dollars to use a vending machine! And to awnser your question, yes I have thought about it, but I consider it highly unlikely. I thank you for taking the time to read my response, Brother Papist, and I hope you will see that I am just trying to make some base arguments. I think it is wrong to be racist against other nations, after all, are`nt we all just god`s children?
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Default Re: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians. - 10-30-2011, 06:33 PM

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Russian = bad
True.

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True.

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British people are stupid
Again true.

How does telling the truth make me a racist? Am I a racist as soon as I point out that most people from Africa have a dark skin?

Galatians 4:6 "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"


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I no like what you say so I say waaaaaaaaaa

I think it is wrong to be racist against other nations, after all, are`nt we all just god`s children?
So are you trying to tell us God made all people equal?


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Default Re: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians. - 10-30-2011, 08:36 PM

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True.

True.

Again true.

How does telling the truth make me a racist? Am I a racist as soon as I point out that most people from Africa have a dark skin?

Galatians 4:6 "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"
actually, none of these are true (except for dark skin) those are YOUR opinion. No one says you dont have a right to your opinion. It is YOUR opinion that people from England (like myself) are stupid. It is YOUR opinion that the Chinese people (like my Doctor, a very kind and intelligent man) and, hate to repeat myself here, it is YOUR opinion that Ruissian people are bad.
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actually, none of these are true (except for dark skin)
Now I suppose you're going to tell me that my dear old friend Tim Vandergrif from Johannesburg is a darkie?

My goodness, you really are a gigantic racist, aren't you?
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Default Re: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians. - 10-30-2011, 09:13 PM

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So are you trying to tell us God made all people equal?

um... ye-yes... I think that is what he was saying... but... can... can we please just... treat him with a little more respect? I mean, if that is ok... he has not done anything that bad... he has at the very least... treated you with more respect then you have him....
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um... ye-yes... I think that is what he was saying... but... can... can we please just... treat him with a little more respect? I mean, if that is ok... he has not done anything that bad... he has at the very least... treated you with more respect then you have him....
Did you just come in here to bleat on about our having rebuked a dreadful atheist blatherer? Do you think Satan will respect him in Hell? Better to be properly rebuked and rush into the loving arms of Jesus before God kills you and burns you any day.



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Default Re: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians. - 10-30-2011, 09:24 PM

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Now I suppose you're going to tell me that my dear old friend Tim Vandergrif from Johannesburg is a darkie?

My goodness, you really are a gigantic racist, aren't you?
no im just saying that the only thing he said that was true was that Africans have dark skin everything else was racism maybe if you wouldn't twist my words around you'd see that
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Default Re: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians. - 10-30-2011, 09:26 PM

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Did you just come in here to bleat on about our having rebuked a dreadful atheist blatherer? Do you think Satan will respect him in Hell? Better to be properly rebuked and rush into the loving arms of Jesus before God kills you and burns you any day.
well... well yes, I did... I... saw how... how mean you were being to this poor man and... and I couldn't help it... and... he seems to be preety christian from his other post...

Can`t you... just be nicer to eachother? (this goes for you to, Dash)
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Default Re: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians. - 10-30-2011, 09:37 PM

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um... ye-yes... I think that is what he was saying... but... can... can we please just... treat him with a little more respect? I mean, if that is ok... he has not done anything that bad... he has at the very least... treated you with more respect then you have him....
Why would we not try to save two sodomites engaging in their gay deathstyle?

The Word tells us to rebuke you.

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well... well yes, I did... I... saw how... how mean you were being to this poor man and... and I couldn't help it... and... he seems to be preety christian from his other post... Can`t you... just be nicer to eachother? (this goes for you to, Dash)
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Default Re: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians. - 10-30-2011, 09:41 PM

[QUOTE=Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson;810995]Why would we not try to save two sodomites engaging in their gay deathstyle?

reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

um... I`m a girl. and i`m preety sure from his attitude that he is a boy. so if you are implying that we are being gay with each other....
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Default Re: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians. - 10-30-2011, 09:43 PM

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um... I`m a girl. and i`m preety sure from his attitude that he is a boy. so if you are implying that we are being gay with each other....
You may think you're a girl, but that's just Satan whispering in your ear the path to hell.

No, son, you were born a man. No matter how many tallywhackers that get stuck in your bum is going to change that Jesus wants you to quit being gay.

I'll be praying for you, boy.
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Default Re: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians. - 10-30-2011, 09:47 PM

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You may think you're a girl, but that's just Satan whispering in your ear the path to hell.

No, son, you were born a man. No matter how many tallywhackers that get stuck in your bum is going to change that Jesus wants you to quit being gay.

I'll be praying for you, boy.
but... I am a girl... I`m preety sure that satan whispering into my ear would not

A. change my birth certificate

B. add female reproductive organs to my body that where there when I was born.
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Default Re: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians. - 10-30-2011, 09:51 PM

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add female reproductive organs to my body that where there when I was born
That your mother chopped of your tallywacker out of disgust of what you were doing with it does not make you a girl. Stop trying to deceive God! It doesn't work!

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