[Alan Swallows Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Originally Posted by Adam Fag

James Webb

Deception.


James Webb --> secular science --> Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive (that's not from the Bible though).

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Alan Swallows

Deception.


James Webb --> secular science --> Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive (that's not from the Bible though).

Abomination (Proverbs 12:22).

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Abomination (Proverbs 12:22).

Lie


Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

[Brother Bob Cross]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Lie


Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Wife

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Brother Bob Cross

Wife

Construction (Proverbs 14:1).

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Construction (Proverbs 14:1).

Babel (Genesis 11:1-9).

[Esther B.]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Babel (Genesis 11:1-9).

Tower

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Esther B.

Tower

Trump ()!

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Trump ()!

Winning


Philippians 3:12-14
12 Not as though I had already attained, either were already perfect: but I follow after, if that I may apprehend that for which also I am apprehended of Christ Jesus.
13 Brethren, I count not myself to have apprehended: but this one thing I do, forgetting those things which are behind, and reaching forth unto those things which are before,
14 I press toward the mark for the prize of the high calling of God in Christ Jesus.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Winning

Aung San Suu Kyi

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Aung San Suu Kyi

Slant Soup

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Slant Soup

Swallow nest soup.

[MitzaLizalor]

Phở bò tái gân

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Hosea 12:1

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Phở bò tái gân

____________

Hosea 12:1

Phobos and Deimos.

[MitzaLizalor]

When should senior clergy be put out to grass? Baptists know that all Pastors are equal, there's no such thing as a "priest" (other than crooks working for devils) and that vicars (or archdeacons or rectors etc.) stand in for no-one except whatever they're hallucinating at the time.

It follows then that promotion to ever more lofty posts of self-aggrandisement are wholly invented jobs, producing nothing, relying on indoctrination of their flock from infancy, every day and in every way more deceptive than before and resulting from a process that's as transparent as its graduates are criminal.

1. Maybe they didn't know their dogma was lies at first.
   
   
2. In selecting a seminary however they need to know what they're going to "learn" there.
   
   
3. Presbyterians don't go to Mormon colleges to get ordained, for instance.
   
   
4. Part of the process is to "study" Scripture to find out what it "really" says.
   
   
5. But they already knew that when they signed up!
   • Catholic priest (intending) clocks into Jehovah's Witness's Watchtower Bible School?
     • I don't think so.
   
   
6. So they might get through actually thinking their preferred dogma is correct.
   
   
7. But promotion to Metropolitan or Cardinal requires more than that.
   • These are the Professors and Deans of the Faculty among clergy, after all.
     • They study sources.
     • They study languages.
     • They study texts.
   
   
8. Therefore they DO know what The Bible teaches.
   
   
9. And that means they know their doctrines are false.

When these bovine charlatans were asked if they'd uphold the lies of whatever false creed they'd chosen, the eyes grew rounder, the necks more sanctimoniously tilted and all the bishops mooed.

Which is why all senior clergy should be put out to grass. Permanently.

The next word is MOOED.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

MOOED.

Lactose intolerance.

[Adam Fag]

Egg, Chips and Beans

[Basilissa]

FRIES. They are called FRIES.
Chips, on the other hand, come from the supermarket, in a bag mostly filled with air, and in a wide variety of flavors. The bag says something like "100 calories per serving" after which you read more and realize that "one serving" is something like 10 chips. Who in the world eats just 10 chips in one serving?!?

Potato chips (not "crisps" or some other abomination) is the new word.


P.S.: Eating BEANS with fries and egg is also an abomination. What are you planning to do, get a propeller to fly to the Moon?

[Adam Fag]

I can't make out what your word is your post was a bit long.

The next word is HAT.

[Dana723]

Originally Posted by Adam Fag

I can't make out what your word is your post was a bit long.

The next word is HAT.

MAGA!