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Re: Castrating my son? -
03-10-2011, 02:58 PM
You should not castrate your son, as doing that would be going against God's will. His will was for your son to be born an intact male who is to reproduce more children of the lord. Castration is the easy way out, he is to battle his feelings as you had to do when you were young, and prove to himself that he is a child of God. Castrating your son would be going against God's will and that would be damning you to eternal torture in the depths of hell. He is young, trust me he will better his ways and begin to see the truth very soon. Beat him a few times if you must, but when it comes down to it his feelings are his test of the lord.
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Re: Castrating my son? -
03-10-2011, 03:03 PM
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You should not castrate your son, as doing that would be going against God's will.
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Friend, have you even read the first page of this thread?
I refer you to this post.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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03-10-2011, 03:06 PM
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You should not castrate your son, as doing that would be going against God's will. His will was for your son to be born an intact male who is to reproduce more children of the lord. Castration is the easy way out, he is to battle his feelings as you had to do when you were young, and prove to himself that he is a child of God. Castrating your son would be going against God's will and that would be damning you to eternal torture in the depths of hell. He is young, trust me he will better his ways and begin to see the truth very soon. Beat him a few times if you must, but when it comes down to it his feelings are his test of the lord.
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Friend what are you talking about? Perhaps you should make an introduction thread in the introduction section. I am sure we can help you with your issues
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03-10-2011, 09:36 PM
I was referring to the man thinking about castrating his son due to masturbation. I understand and have read the scripture, God gives us that choice yes, that choice is the boys alone and not the father's. It is very wrong for the father to even think about doing that. I am sure if the father sat down with him and explained what would happen to the boy if he did not cease this sinful practice, the boy would put thing's into perspective. Before he has that boy castrated he should castrate himself if he believes i is so just. Like I stated earlier God gives us a choice and that choice is for us to make, no one else, not even a parent.
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Re: Castrating my son? -
03-10-2011, 10:34 PM
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***lengthy liberal claptrap snipped***
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What other option does a father have? It's not like he can take his rebellious son before the city elders to be stoned anymore!
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03-11-2011, 12:15 AM
I have been watching this issue very carefully since it first arose.
Of course, in my lofty position on the Judiciary, I view issues like this as potential cases that could come before my court.
Lengthy research in my law library yielded nothing of value, so I turned to the Messicant system and found this: “Cojonnes v State, 2nd District, Mehican Superior, Tiajuana District”.
It seems young Jesus was frequently “whipping it” whenever a Penelope Cruz movie popped up on whatever the greasers call cable TV.
His father wanted to cash in on the kid’s proclivity and sued the local Parish priest for “misguiding” his son. Defense countered with the classic “Selma Hayak” ploy that centered on Hayek’s role as “Frieda” with a really bad unshaved eyebrow.
The jury adjourned for lunch at the local “mescal” bar and never returned.
Appealed for “nolo contendre”, the Messican Supreme Court (all Conquistador descendents by birth) found for the local “toro erectus” (something about a bull’s appendage) and the case was tossed.
I'm ready to hear this one.
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Re: Castrating my son? -
03-11-2011, 11:07 AM
tell him you will sodomise him if you catch him yanking his tinkle again
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03-11-2011, 11:25 AM
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tell him you will sodomise him if you catch him yanking his tinkle again
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Only a homer would come up with a crazy comment like that. Why on earth would you sodomize your son? He is already on the train to hell, do you want to join him?
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03-11-2011, 12:10 PM
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tell him you will sodomise him if you catch him yanking his tinkle again
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This is what happens when they let fags in the army!!
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03-11-2011, 12:22 PM
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This is what happens when they let fags in the army!!
God bless America!
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03-11-2011, 12:34 PM
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.......includi8ng the psoters ........
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Clearly you were never home schooled. Only in the unholy "public" school system would such poor keyboarding skills be tolerated.
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Re: Castrating my son? -
03-17-2011, 06:05 PM
If your son has uncontrollable urges, then perhaps the best choice is to remove his testicles.
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Re: Castrating my son? -
03-28-2011, 04:57 PM
You are indeed doing the right thing here.
Castrating your own son -> less offspring -> less people with mental sickness called baptism -> victory for the sane!
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Re: Castrating my son? -
03-28-2011, 05:41 PM
Dear User,
The answer is YES - you should castrate your son. However, before that, you must castrate yourself. It's like that - it's a matter of father/son love. But attention, you must do it publicly - a gathering in the centre of the town will do. You will need to tie yourself to a chair, pulverize your genitals with hot pepper and then proceed to castrate yourself. Attention: a lot of people will try and take pictures and videos. It's normal. They're followers of The Devil. However, you shall not stop them. Them taking pictures and videos and then posting them all over the internet for what they arrogantly call the "I am retarded" is part of your son's purification process and yours too.
As a matter of fact, maybe you should videotape it yourself and post it here. After you've castrated yourself and posted the videos, you will be in condition to castrate your son. Videotape that as well.
Hope I have been helpful,
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Re: Castrating my son? -
03-28-2011, 05:47 PM
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Dear User,
The answer is YES - you should castrate your son. However, before that, you must castrate yourself. It's like that - it's a matter of father/son love. But attention, you must do it publicly - a gathering in the centre of the town will do. You will need to tie yourself to a chair, pulverize your genitals with hot pepper and then proceed to castrate yourself. Attention: a lot of people will try and take pictures and videos. It's normal. They're followers of The Devil. However, you shall not stop them. Them taking pictures and videos and then posting them all over the internet for what they arrogantly call the "I am retarded" is part of your son's purification process and yours too.
As a matter of fact, maybe you should videotape it yourself and post it here. After you've castrated yourself and posted the videos, you will be in condition to castrate your son. Videotape that as well.
Hope I have been helpful,
Prof. J.K. Llort
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Could you back any of this up with scripture?
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Re: Castrating my son? -
04-04-2011, 02:20 PM
Isn`t castrating your son kinda what the muslims do to young girls like in Somalia? Female circumcision? An "age-old Muslim ritual". I know. A little more drastic!
Castrating the sons, and age- old christian ritual. Way to go!
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Re: Castrating my son? -
04-04-2011, 02:28 PM
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Isn`t castrating your son kinda what the muslims do to young girls like in Somalia? Female circumcision? An "age-old Muslim ritual". I know. A little more drastic!
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No. There is an important physical difference between boys and girls, you know. Ask your mum.
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Castrating the sons, and age- old christian ritual. Way to go!
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I'm you see the Christian Aspect of this idea, friend. Indeed, the Bible teaches that castrating yourself to abstain from sex is advisable:
Isaiah 56:3-5:
Neither let the son of the stranger, that hath joined himself to the LORD, speak, saying, The LORD hath utterly separated me from his people: neither let the eunuch say, Behold, I am a dry tree.
For thus saith the LORD unto the eunuchs that keep my sabbaths, and choose the things that please me, and take hold of my covenant;
Even unto them will I give in mine house and within my walls a place and a name better than of sons and of daughters: I will give them an everlasting name, that shall not be cut off.
Matthew 19:12:
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Castrating my son? -
04-04-2011, 04:01 PM
Well, i don`t need a mom to know the difference . I guess i was comparing the acts. Besides, i don`t have a mom. I have Jesus.
Have you castrated yourself then? Or are you such a good deciple that you can abstain from sex? Don`t want to grow your seeds? Must be such a shame.
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Re: Castrating my son? -
04-04-2011, 09:00 PM
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Well, i don`t need a mom to know the difference . I guess i was comparing the acts. Besides, i don`t have a mom. I have Jesus.
Have you castrated yourself then? Or are you such a good deciple that you can abstain from sex? Don`t want to grow your seeds? Must be such a shame.
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Don't be silly. True Disciple is a junior pastor, which means he must be married.
1 Timothy 3:2 Now the overseer must be above reproach, the husband of but one wife, temperate, self-controlled, respectable, hospitable, able to teach
Married people must consummate their marriage time to time in order to have children, though they can stop for a while if they both agree.
1 Corinthians 7:5 Do not deprive one another, except perhaps by agreement for a limited time, that you may devote yourselves to prayer; but then come together again, so that Satan may not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.
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Re: Castrating my son? -
04-04-2011, 10:54 PM
I reported you for this to both Computer Crime & Intellectual Property Section and IC3, The Internet Crime Complaint Center. I don't care if this is a joke. Also using a proxy won't help you. It may take a while but you WILL be contacted.
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