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Default Re: My Introduction - 08-17-2018, 05:37 AM

I've mentioned before how all babies ever born (Eve's first child was conceived after the fall in Genesis 3 so inherited sin from Adam) other than Jesus (who did NOT have a human father) are revolting to God. There are a number of Scriptures explaining this but for now the consequences meted out to Adam and Eve are plain enough.

Which means that prior to accepting The Truth about Jesus we were all revolting too. Many ideas were unattractive to me when I first heard them. Being 100% revolting obviously I rebelled to the maximum extent possible. Studying what The Bible actually says leads doubters into a knowledge of Reality denied to wretches, as The Bible explains, who prefer lurking around the docks at night or bouncing up and down on little trampolines at warehouse parties, where provided. So I have not given you any infractions and will encourage you to read The Bible.

Wailing, tooth gnashing, torment in molten brimstone, all these are promised to those who've not been chosen for Salvation.

Ephesians 1:3-7 Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who hath blessed us with all spiritual blessings in heavenly places in Christ: According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love: Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will, to the praise of the glory of his grace, wherein he hath made us accepted in the beloved. In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace.

All sin is equal to God, none more or less revolting. The Bible explains how, even at our fallen best, from God's point of view we are just as filthy and disgusting as when we were tiny babies. The Bible teaches that torment forever is what we all deserve but also explains that in Christ Jesus the miracle of Redemption has been made possible.

In Heaven there will be no more sordid attractions of the libido, wives and husbands will praise Jesus with no interruption for ever and ever! Hallelujah!

Mark 12:24-25 And Jesus answering said unto them, Do ye not therefore err, because ye know not the scriptures, neither the power of God? For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given in marriage; but are as the angels which are in heaven.


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Default Re: My Introduction - 08-17-2018, 05:46 AM

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...bouncing up and down on little trampolines at warehouse parties, where provided...
You'd think, after all these years, that I'd be getting invites to that kind of shit, but no. Just who's in charge around here, anyway?


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Jesus Re: My Introduction - 08-17-2018, 09:54 AM

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Just who's in charge around here, anyway?
Just like to every other question, the answer to yours is Jesus.
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Default Re: My Introduction - 08-17-2018, 09:54 AM

The activity was included as an example of precursors to wailing, tooth gnashing and torment in molten brimstone as described in The Bible. I do not endorse bouncing, especially wearing luminous spandex as is the fashion in some quarters, but it may be an environment familiar to some.

Although there is a ministry to seamen bringing the message of Christ where it might otherwise never have reached, for any other purpose it's best to avoid the docks at night.

We are all praying for you.
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Default Re: My Introduction - 08-17-2018, 10:26 AM

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The activity was included as an example of precursors to wailing, tooth gnashing and torment in molten brimstone as described in The Bible. I do not endorse bouncing, especially wearing luminous spandex as is the fashion in some quarters, but it may be an environment familiar to some.

Although there is a ministry to seamen bringing the message of Christ where it might otherwise never have reached, for any other purpose it's best to avoid the docks at night.

We are all praying for you.
Of all things, what I fear the most is the tooth gnashing. That alone keeps me away from sin.


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Default Re: My Introduction - 08-17-2018, 12:30 PM

Mary,


This is absurd.


Now I get it, the post says



"edited by Mary Etheldreda; 08-13-2018 at 01:49 PM. Reason: Removed porn and lies straight from Satan"




I can only assume that You are the one who keeps changing my profile and the tag at the top of my posts.


I just want to say that there was NOTHING PORNOGRAPHIC in my original post. Now I am trying to be humble and learn, but I keep getting unfairly tagged



From my interactions in this forum I now understand your beliefs that masturbation leads to homosexuality. I also understand that masturbation is the worst possible sin and leads straight to hell.



So I am trying to learn what this forum believes and apply any that I find helpful.


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Will I go to hell for [PORNOGRAPHIC REFERENCES REMOVED BY MODERATOR]? Are you saying God won't forgive me for [NEUROTIC COMPULSION TO SHARE PORN REMOVED BY MODERATOR]? I can't help it, sorry but I can't stop it. But I know it's not gay to [FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP TALKING LIKE THIS] and I don't think the thoughts that you seem to be saying that I am thinking. I am single and don't have a girlfriend and my body [REFERENCES TO GAY SIN REMOVED BY MODERATOR] naturally and it has to [LIES REMOVED BY MODERATOR].
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Default Re: My Introduction - 08-17-2018, 02:07 PM

Moderators or someone keeps changing my profile with things that are not true and very humiliating to me. I don't know who it is or how, they have even changed my profile picture, but I am sincere in what I say and do. I don't accept the tag someone placed as my heading here.


Now they have even changed my post to make it look like I said something inappropriate that I never said!!!!!
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Sinner Re: My Introduction - 08-17-2018, 02:13 PM

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How will you know? How will the group know?

How will anyone know that I AM NOT A PERVERT!!!

Damn it, you people are driving me insane.

I don't know what to do.

I am branded with these humiliating tags on this forum.
God will know, He is all that matters. If God wants us to know, he will do so by some sort of Divine Intervention™.
But please, stop the willy wonking.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: My Introduction - 08-17-2018, 02:50 PM

Okay, fine.


I will STOP!


I will stop and if I fail I shall confess to the group here and return for further guidance.


But in the mean time, someone has once again changed my heading to something extremely embarrassing and humiliating to me, please change it!!!!!


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Default Re: My Introduction - 08-17-2018, 02:51 PM

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I have 7 infractions, none of which I understand.



I am an intelligent and well educated person and none of this makes absolutely any sense to me at all.


Did I come to the right place for help?
Yes, but you're ignoring everything that has been said ,everything we told you. Did you even read the links I posted ?


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-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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From my interactions in this forum I now understand your beliefs that masturbation leads to homosexuality. I also understand that masturbation is the worst possible sin and leads straight to hell.
Not quite, dear. Homosexuality leads to masturbation. You first embraced the homosexual ideal, then adopted the homosexual lifestyle. If you cannot or will not control yourself, the path before you unflinchingly leads to thousands of homosexual encounters with increasingly depraved Sodomites, farm animals, and eventually adult diapers as your poop-chute will be stretched large enough to let a child's Tonka Truck run through it.


The sin doesn't matter to Jesus. He will not accept any imperfect soul into heaven. It does matter to your fellow man here in this life as the Homosexual Agenda continues to march on, steamrolling the rights of Christians who dare refuse Sodomy and Transgenderizing themselves and their children. This is how the Roman Empire fell, dear. Do you really wish the same for America?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Question Re: My Introduction - 08-17-2018, 04:22 PM

I love America and want what's best for America. I am very patriotic.


But now I am confused here, sorry.


But you are saying that I first embraced homosexuality and that homosexuality led me to masturbation?


So your concept is that if I cannot control yourself that masturbation will lead me "to thousands of homosexual encounters with increasingly depraved Sodomites" so is there hope for me?


What must I do to avoid hell? Or more practical side right now, what should I do to avoid the living hell you are describing to me?
















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Not quite, dear. Homosexuality leads to masturbation. You first embraced the homosexual ideal, then adopted the homosexual lifestyle. If you cannot or will not control yourself, the path before you unflinchingly leads to thousands of homosexual encounters with increasingly depraved Sodomites, farm animals, and eventually adult diapers as your poop-chute will be stretched large enough to let a child's Tonka Truck run through it.


The sin doesn't matter to Jesus. He will not accept any imperfect soul into heaven. It does matter to your fellow man here in this life as the Homosexual Agenda continues to march on, steamrolling the rights of Christians who dare refuse Sodomy and Transgenderizing themselves and their children. This is how the Roman Empire fell, dear. Do you really wish the same for America?
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What must I do to avoid hell? Or more practical side right now, what should I do to avoid the living hell you are describing to me?
If only there was a convenient web forum with helpful members to help you with such a thing!


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Question Re: My Introduction - 08-17-2018, 07:16 PM

Can anyone help me please?

I have a question about the point systems with this Forum and do not know where to go to post that question. But basically I would really like to know how the point system works. After so many negative points are you banned? When you have no infractions left are you allowed to be a full fledged member and private message other members?


My standing right now is that I have minus -565 points in Latest Reputation Received.



And I have 659 points in Latest Infractions Received.



Oddly enough this group is very very important to me and I have not always expressed myself appropriately or communicated accurately how vital this forum and the forum members who are communicating with me . . . how important they all are to me.



So I don't want to lose what privileges I might have left with the group. I still want to learn and grow and become a better person and somehow earn my way back into participating appropriately with this forum that is now becoming like family to me.



THank you so much for whatever advice or assistance you are able to offer.





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Not quite, dear. Homosexuality leads to masturbation. You first embraced the homosexual ideal, then adopted the homosexual lifestyle. If you cannot or will not control yourself, the path before you unflinchingly leads to thousands of homosexual encounters with increasingly depraved Sodomites, farm animals, and eventually adult diapers as your poop-chute will be stretched large enough to let a child's Tonka Truck run through it.


The sin doesn't matter to Jesus. He will not accept any imperfect soul into heaven. It does matter to your fellow man here in this life as the Homosexual Agenda continues to march on, steamrolling the rights of Christians who dare refuse Sodomy and Transgenderizing themselves and their children. This is how the Roman Empire fell, dear. Do you really wish the same for America?
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Can anyone help me please?

I have a question about the point systems with this Forum and do not know where to go to post that question. But basically I would really like to know how the point system works. After so many negative points are you banned? When you have no infractions left are you allowed to be a full fledged member and private message other members?

My standing right now is that I have minus -565 points in Latest Reputation Received.

And I have 659 points in Latest Infractions Received.

Oddly enough this group is very very important to me and I have not always expressed myself appropriately or communicated accurately how vital this forum and the forum members who are communicating with me . . . how important they all are to me.

So I don't want to lose what privileges I might have left with the group. I still want to learn and grow and become a better person and somehow earn my way back into participating appropriately with this forum that is now becoming like family to me.

THank you so much for whatever advice or assistance you are able to offer.
Friend, you are the edge of an abyss leading straight toi Hell. You've spent your entire life clawing to this point. The gravel under you feet is not firm. Occasionally, pebbles fall, never giving a sound of a wished for bottom. The inevitable collapse of the cliff is imminent. And suddenly you care?
What becomes of you at this point is obvious, how severely the minions of the Devil rip away are your flesh to stretch your rectum wider than the Suez canal is the question.


BTW, I prayed for you and begged God to reduce your infraction points. He did, in His mysterious way. You now have one less point (only -658). Lucky you! God delivers!


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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Can anyone help me please?
Several people have tried, but it's now down to you to help yourself. I, for one, am not holding my breath.

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<blah blah blah blah, whatever ... redacted> When you have no infractions left are you allowed to be a full fledged member and private message other members?
Why exactly do you want to do that? What makes you think that anyone would want to read the ill-formed and dreary thoughts of Chairman Whatever-your-name-is? Whatever you want to say, you are free to say it on the open forums. And we are free to disregard it, having seen it all at least 5 times before, on the same day.

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Consider this: do you have any privileges at all here, apart from that of boring us all rigid with your endless, repetitive, adolescent maunderings?


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Default Re: My Introduction - 08-17-2018, 07:56 PM

Sir,



In full disclosure I can no longer sleep at night. I joined this Forum about a week ago, August 9 I believe. Anyway all this talk of Hell and the abyss, just keep me up at night, nightmares, panic attacks and now like I say I just can't sleep at night. I can sleep some during the day, but very little at night and my ranch work is suffering because of it.



So now I am quite desperate and willing now to do whatever it takes, please.



At times this all seems very futile and I despair, yet I look to you and your group as my only hope.



I will fulfill any task, complete any assignment, read any book, watch any video, whatever you and other members recommend for me to do, please.



I have great fear and depression now as I face this abyss leading me straight to the fires of hell.



I know I am sinful and have wasted my entire life away in seeking selfish pleasure. It is true the inevitable collapse is imminent and I could be in the never ending flames any moment, I know this.



And yes, suddenly I do care, you have caused me to care.



Fear is now my great motivator.



I shall do whatever it takes, please continue to teach me Sir.



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Friend, you are the edge of an abyss leading straight toi Hell. You've spent your entire life clawing to this point. The gravel under you feet is not firm. Occasionally, pebbles fall, never giving a sound of a wished for bottom. The inevitable collapse of the cliff is imminent. And suddenly you care?
What becomes of you at this point is obvious, how severely the minions of the Devil rip away are your flesh to stretch your rectum wider than the Suez canal is the question.


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I'm I'm guessing you have considered being a good true Christian, but aren't sure whether you're good enough for that?


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Well I thought I was until I came upon this forum and learned that I am required to be perfect






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Can't be perfect before being True Christian™, and can't be True Christian™ without knowing the Bible.

Waht to do now....


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