[Gregory Alfred Yette]

I just can’t gosh darn understand it. My neighbor thinks I’m g a y. Just because I enjoy knitting and used to piffle guys, that does NOT mean I’m gay. I mean sure, George W Bush is really hot and all, (no homo), but I’m MARRIED. To a good Christian lady who goes to church and reads her bible, as do I. I’ve been saved from eternal damnation and accepted Jesus Christ’s love, and I am in NO way a homosexual. That incident with a cucumber was a complete accident, and I’m certain that time I wore a dress was a dream. A dream that was GODS way of telling me to beware of succumbing to sin and becoming gay, which I’m NOT AT ALL. I mean I don’t even remember HOW to suck dicks, pfff not that I’d want to or anything, so I’m straight now. If you disagree then enjoy being wrong in the part of hell without attractive guys, like, the sinning lepers zone. Greg the heterosexual OUT, the lord be with you.

[BibleReader2231]

Is this what my Pa calls a coo-coo kachoo? I don't talk to strangers sorry. I do have to say you are trying awful hard to appear straight. Those who try too hard are often called out as liars and I have a bible verse for this.


Luke 8:17 For nothing is secret, that shall not be made manifest; neither [any thing] hid, that shall not be known and come abroad.

This means if you are perceived as a homo, you probably are one.


I hope for your soul's sake that you are not lying sir or you will spend an eternity in hell. Also, there are rules for introducing yourself first.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by BibleReader2231

...I do have to say you are trying awful hard to appear straight...

Oh, c'mon. I'm sure the gay conversion weekend at the Ramada totally worked, even if he still has nightmares about the drapes.

[Dana723]

I've always heard that the more someone tries to deny being gay, the more likely they are to be gay.



Anyway, welcome to the forum. Perhaps you could do a better introduction so we could get to know you better?

[Vengeance Puriel]

Originally Posted by Gregory Alfred Yette

I just can’t gosh darn understand it. My neighbor thinks I’m g a y. Just because I enjoy knitting and used to piffle guys, that does NOT mean I’m gay. I mean sure, George W Bush is really hot and all, (no homo), but I’m MARRIED. To a good Christian lady who goes to church and reads her bible, as do I. I’ve been saved from eternal damnation and accepted Jesus Christ’s love, and I am in NO way a homosexual. That incident with a cucumber was a complete accident, and I’m certain that time I wore a dress was a dream. A dream that was GODS way of telling me to beware of succumbing to sin and becoming gay, which I’m NOT AT ALL. I mean I don’t even remember HOW to suck dicks, pfff not that I’d want to or anything, so I’m straight now. If you disagree then enjoy being wrong in the part of hell without attractive guys, like, the sinning lepers zone. Greg the heterosexual OUT, the lord be with you.

Who are you lying to?

[Faith_Machine]

Gregory, this is the INTRODUCTION forum. It's where you introduce yourself.

Tell us which church you attend, how long you've been a member there, how many kids you have, how long you've been married, what sort of game you like to hunt, which branch of the military you served in, that sort of thing.

I'm excited to learn about your walk with Christ!

[DolliMoans]

Gregory, you might be more understanding of the confusion (assuming that is what is taking place here) if you could see just how fey your name sounds. Are you a fan of one of those foppish Victorian writers versed in prose and anal crimes? Like Lord Byron, Alfred Lord Tennyson and Yates (Though I believe he came after).

[Faith_Machine]

Honestly, Gregory, I don't give a flying fig if you're gay, because, gay or straight, if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior, you're going to Hell.

Give your life to Jesus. Confess your sins. Ask Him to take control of your life. Read your Bible every single day. The answers you seek are in there.

[James Hutchins]

Gregory, may I call you Greg? Swell!


Well Gregory, my experience is if a real man questions if he is a faggit, then he probably is one. Like any decent True Christian™, I could care less. I could see you in a rest stop on I80 orally satisfying a young man all while some crusty geezer pounded your rectum in a bodily fluid frenzy. So, it is not my gaze you need to worry about, it is Jesus, Him standing there trying to separate you from the other sodomites while you three are clenched tightly onto one another sexual organs. I can just picture Jesus, Him sweating droplets of Gold and trying to work His smooth, and powerful fingers between you three, all while whispering in your ears. It is between you and God, Gregory. Between you and God.

[BrotherLarry]

I can't count the number of times I have been accused of being a sodomite. When I hear this, I'm like, "Hey, Mary! Better think again! This certified equine gnathologist is all man." I snap my fingers three times and sashay away.


Hold your head high when people accuse you of things like this. Shout out "I am what I am," rather than trying to defend yourself. One of the worst things to do is try to fight against it. Jesus said we'd be blessed when people reveille us and say things about us and stuff.


Just walk proudly and tell them their makeup is terrible.


In Jesus,
BrotherLarry

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

...Just walk proudly and tell them their makeup is terrible...

Are your heels that blunt, too?

Always compliment another queen's looks.

And their choices from the new Phyllis Diller collection.

[Faith_Machine]

Hey Gregory, here's an idea:

Stop downloading gay porn, and the next time you feel like putting a Johnson in your mouth, don't do it.

Boom, problem solved.

[Gregory Alfred Yette]

Originally Posted by BibleReader2231

Is this what my Pa calls a coo-coo kachoo? I don't talk to strangers sorry. I do have to say you are trying awful hard to appear straight. Those who try too hard are often called out as liars and I have a bible verse for this.


Luke 8:17 For nothing is secret, that shall not be made manifest; neither [any thing] hid, that shall not be known and come abroad.

This means if you are perceived as a homo, you probably are one.


I hope for your soul's sake that you are not lying sir or you will spend an eternity in hell. Also, there are rules for introducing yourself first.

Um excuse me??? I am NOT gay. I can’t believe you would even suggest such a thing. My neighbor is the only person that’s ever said I was gay. Since everyone else knows I’m a heterosexual, I don’t see how my neighbor with some obvious issues would do anything to change that. I’m a man of God, and I don’t see why I would lie about being gay, if I was, which I’m not, I wouldn’t have even brought it up, not that I’d know from experience. I saw nothing while posting this about any rules like that. I figured that the fact that I introduced myself in my account description would suffice, however, if that’s not the case I can always amend that. Also, I really don’t care for your tone.

[Gregory Alfred Yette]

Originally Posted by Dana723

I've always heard that the more someone tries to deny being gay, the more likely they are to be gay.



Anyway, welcome to the forum. Perhaps you could do a better introduction so we could get to know you better?

Oh, of course! I wasn’t aware of that rule before, and I’ll certainly do that. I guess I came off a bit gayly there, but I can assure you that’s not an accurate representation of me though! I appreciate your being respectful about it though.

[Gregory Alfred Yette]

Why, may I ask, did you spend so much time thinking about my having gay sex? That doesn’t seem very hetero to me...

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Gregory Alfred Yette

Why, may I ask, did you spend so much time thinking about my having gay sex? That doesn’t seem very hetero to me...

Friend, as a True Christian™, we care very, very much about our fellow man. We all know about temptation and the weakness of flesh.
Matthew 26:41Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.

Galatians 5:17
For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.


While the idea of a group of sweaty completely nude, virile and muscular men clustered tightly together in a massive orgy of vigorous pumping, thrusting and suckling, drug and alcohol fueled and a cacophony of grunts and sousaphone screams is foreign to all of us, we, as open minded people, try our best to understand.


Honesty, I am a tad offended you've spit in our hand, as if that were some sort of prelude to a nefarious interaction.

[BibleReader2231]

This man has been sassy to me with his reply to what I've said. Based on research we've had to do in Sunday School to study the gays and how they act. Sassiness has been found to be a common trait among gay men (especially toward women). Luckily I found two verses in Corinthians that are against sassiness.

1 Corinthians 14:40 Let all things be done decently and in order.

2 Corinthians 5:10 For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things [done] in [his] body, according to that he hath done, whether [it be] good or bad.

I was merely being polite when I pointed out how you had a key gay trait in your introduction and now you have another in your reply to me. Most Christians I feel would be thankful to have this pointed out to them so they may change their ways to be more Christian-like but I suppose being in denial is more of your style. I also have to point out that 25,000 people so far have to agree that you are coming off as a homo. Polls on Landover Baptist Church don't lie either.

[Faith_Machine]

That is a very astute observation, my dear innocent lamb. Sassiness is practically a core value with those people. Sometimes they egg each other on by chanting things like, "Yass, queen!"

[BibleReader2231]

Mister Faith Machine, what is it that makes a gay deny being a gay? It's fascinating that they not only commit acts against God by being gay but take it further into denial. I don't know if a lot of Christian scientific research has gone into this weird phenomenon yet but maybe you can shed some light given how much you have taught me already (which I understand only God needs to know what we discussed the other month).

[Vengeance Puriel]

Originally Posted by BibleReader2231

Mister Faith Machine, what is it that makes a gay deny being a gay? It's fascinating that they not only commit acts against God by being gay but take it further into denial. I don't know if a lot of Christian scientific research has gone into this weird phenomenon yet but maybe you can shed some light given how much you have taught me already (which I understand only God needs to know what we discussed the other month).

I know you asked Faith but I can Anwser it, its shame and fear of being judged by people. If they can hide it from people they hope that hides it from God, as we all know that's wrong.