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08-19-2014, 07:27 AM
Hi brothers.
I'm sorry for creating this post here, but I have no permission to make thread to "Prayer Request" forum, so if it's not problem, I write here.
If you also agree with me, please pray for me for Marriage.
I am still single (29 yo), and I want to get wife: God-fearing, obedient, pure, quiet wife.
I also want to be obedient to God: "Be fruitful and multiply", so I want to make children as many as my wife can. I want to raise them in obedience, god-fearing and pure, in biblical raise.
So, please, pray for me for Wife, and if you find someone who is similar to in the Bible, as we can see in the last chapter of Proverbs, you can introduce her to me, if you want.
God Bless You, and thanks for reading.
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08-19-2014, 07:56 AM
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Hi brothers.
I'm sorry for creating this post here, but I have no permission to make thread to "Prayer Request" forum, so if it's not problem, I write here.
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What are you talking about, dear? You seem confused. This IS in the Prayer Requests forum.
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08-19-2014, 08:06 AM
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What are you talking about, dear? You seem confused. This IS in the Prayer Requests forum.
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Oohh, I am very sorry sister
I copy-pasted my post, and I forgot to delete the first sentence
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08-19-2014, 11:51 PM
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Hi brothers.
I'm sorry for creating this post here, but I have no permission to make thread to "Prayer Request" forum, so if it's not problem, I write here.
If you also agree with me, please pray for me for Marriage.
I am still single (29 yo), and I want to get wife: God-fearing, obedient, pure, quiet wife.
I also want to be obedient to God: "Be fruitful and multiply", so I want to make children as many as my wife can. I want to raise them in obedience, god-fearing and pure, in biblical raise.
So, please, pray for me for Wife, and if you find someone who is similar to in the Bible, as we can see in the last chapter of Proverbs, you can introduce her to me, if you want.
God Bless You, and thanks for reading.
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I know some nice, meaty, Baptist gals down at the truck stop off Route 41 who are on the prowl. They're a bit on the heavy side, but hey, beggars can't be choosers.
(You might have some difficulty distinguishing her babies from her dough rolls once you get her preggers. )
Good luck!
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08-20-2014, 03:11 AM
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(You might have some difficulty distinguishing her babies from her dough rolls once you get her preggers. )
Good luck!
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Every cloud has a silver lining, Jim. A fat pregnant wife can take a belly-punch much better than some gawky, bird-boned little thing, don't you think?
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08-20-2014, 03:29 AM
Maybe, but the twiggy ones bruise nicer.
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08-20-2014, 03:58 AM
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Maybe, but the twiggy ones bruise nicer.
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Right, but they don't have a protective layer of blubber to shield an incubating man-child from the impact of a blow. That is the primary consideration.
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08-20-2014, 05:05 AM
Is there any single woman/girl, who could be my wife and can move here, to Hungary (central Europe) ?
Or should I travel to America for wife?
Because there is a nice, god-fearing girl, whom I think she can be perfect for me. She is in LBC.
In the Bible (Genesis) Isaac didn't travel for wife, Rebecca traveled to him.
But Jacob travelled for Rachel ... so I don't know. What can you say?
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08-21-2014, 10:45 PM
You should move to Denmark. Many beautiful girls here
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08-22-2014, 12:59 AM
I went on a protest mission to Denmark once. I'll admit, your women are the 'cat's pajamas'. It's taken every might of Jesus in me to rebuke their advances. I've resisted well so far.
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08-31-2014, 03:01 AM
Can I get Wife, from LBC?
Can you show me a single, pure, true christian girl?
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08-31-2014, 03:07 AM
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Can I get Wife, from LBC?
Can you show me a single, pure, true christian girl?
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You need to wait patiently until the Department of Faith reviews your dossier. It may take a while, they have tons of papers to review.
Good luck!
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08-31-2014, 11:03 AM
Is Felicity still single?
She would be good wife for me, because she's pure, true christian, perfect, and very nice.
What can I do for her?
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08-31-2014, 05:08 PM
Mr. Drew:
You can hardly expect someone to move to Hungary from the Godliest nation in the world. Isn't there a Gabor cousin or some other relative to Zsa Zsa and Eva available?
I have placed a fleece before the Lord (Judges 6:36-40) to find an appropriate husband, but the Baby Jesus whispered in my ear telling me to hold out for a real hunk of Christ's Love and not to accept the first thing that came my way. My Christian Mingle ads are only attracting faux Christians or people too old/young for any child of God to consider.
I will pray for your efforts to secure a helpmeet. But consider moving to the US since we are by far the leader in Christian ladies.
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08-31-2014, 10:17 PM
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Mr. Drew:
You can hardly expect someone to move to Hungary from the Godliest nation in the world. Isn't there a Gabor cousin or some other relative to Zsa Zsa and Eva available?
I have placed a fleece before the Lord (Judges 6:36-40) to find an appropriate husband, but the Baby Jesus whispered in my ear telling me to hold out for a real hunk of Christ's Love and not to accept the first thing that came my way. My Christian Mingle ads are only attracting faux Christians or people too old/young for any child of God to consider.
I will pray for your efforts to secure a helpmeet. But consider moving to the US since we are by far the leader in Christian ladies.
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Maybe America is better, yes, but Hungary is also a Godly nation.
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09-01-2014, 12:07 AM
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Is Felicity still single?
She would be good wife for me, because she's pure, true christian, perfect, and very nice.
What can I do for her?
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Right now, nothing. When the DoF finishes that extensive background check they're (or will be in some undetermined future) doing, and if you pass that check with flying colors, then you might approach a father of a True Christian™ maiden to ask for her hand in marriage.
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09-01-2014, 09:57 AM
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Right now, nothing. When the DoF finishes that extensive background check they're (or will be in some undetermined future) doing, and if you pass that check with flying colors, then you might approach a father of a True Christian™ maiden to ask for her hand in marriage.
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What is DoF?
What is "flying colors" ?
I really want to get married.
If the LBC give me a wife, I can serve the church for 7 years for return, like Jacob did.
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09-01-2014, 11:06 AM
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What is DoF?
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The Department of Faith, the spiritual discernment arm of the Landover Baptist Church. You need to be cleared by them. The town of Freehold, Iowa, is a gated community. Access is by invitation only. You can't get in, and no True Christian™ man would let his daughter leave town to marry someone the DOF isn't sure about. Give up on the notion of marrying a Freehold woman.
Read your Bible, get to know it inside and out. Lead a righteous life and I'm sure God will provide you with a wife -- from your own area!
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09-01-2014, 12:48 PM
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The Department of Faith, the spiritual discernment arm of the Landover Baptist Church. You need to be cleared by them. The town of Freehold, Iowa, is a gated community. Access is by invitation only. You can't get in, and no True Christian™ man would let his daughter leave town to marry someone the DOF isn't sure about. Give up on the notion of marrying a Freehold woman.
Read your Bible, get to know it inside and out. Lead a righteous life and I'm sure God will provide you with a wife -- from your own area!
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I know the Biblie inside and out. I live righteous and pure life.
I want wife for making many children. Really.
I was serious about that serving. Working hard, serving the Lord and the church for wife, like Jacob did.
Making many children, raising them in God's will, in purity, chastity, and for making them True Christian in faith.
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09-01-2014, 05:17 PM
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I know the Biblie inside and out. I live righteous and pure life.
I want wife for making many children. Really.
I was serious about that serving. Working hard, serving the Lord and the church for wife, like Jacob did.
Making many children, raising them in God's will, in purity, chastity, and for making them True Christian in faith.
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How about a little less promising, and a little more achieving.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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