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Have I sinned? -
01-09-2011, 01:38 AM
This is not easy to talk about but I feel that I may have sinned. I'm sure that everyone here at LBC watches Sarah Palin's Alaska. I recorded it an I watched it for 8 hours straight.
Every single time I watch the episode where she dumps that reindeer I end up spilling my seed. I am not touching myself it just happens.
Sure, when I kill something it's really exciting. I think that must be why the Lord does so much killing but I have never spilled my seed in the process.
I need some pastoral counseling on this.
Here's the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBi_H...eature=related
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Re: Have I sinned? -
01-09-2011, 02:00 AM
Brother it is understandable. The same thing happens to me when I watch John Wayne westerns, when he kills injuns I don't know what comes over me. Just spend a few extra hours in your prayer closet.
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Re: Have I sinned? -
01-09-2011, 05:02 AM
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Originally Posted by TC Patriot
This is not easy to talk about but I feel that I may have sinned. I'm sure that everyone here at LBC watches Sarah Palin's Alaska. I recorded it an I watched it for 8 hours straight.
Every single time I watch the episode where she dumps that reindeer I end up spilling my seed. I am not touching myself it just happens.
Sure, when I kill something it's really exciting. I think that must be why the Lord does so much killing but I have never spilled my seed in the process.
I need some pastoral counseling on this.
Here's the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBi_H...eature=related
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I put it down to youthful high spirits.
Spend a few extra hours in your Prayer Closet, brother.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Have I sinned? -
01-09-2011, 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I put it down to youthful high spirits.
Spend a few extra hours in your Prayer Closet, brother.
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I have done that Pastor. Should I also wack my tallywacker? Maybe I should fire off a salvo into the wife before I watch Sister Sarah dump a deadly polar bear of a moose.
I thought perhaps it may be Jesus pre killing bad babies that I may sire. There are bad seeds. It is a Godly and holy thing when she kills a reindeer. Satan Claus is an especially evil elf that that has Satanic flying reindeer.
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Re: Have I sinned? -
01-09-2011, 05:35 AM
I'm rather clumsy considering I'm a girl and all so I spill sunflower seeds all the time. I always clean up though... perhaps if you just pick the seeds and then throw them away it'll all be okay?
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Re: Have I sinned? -
01-09-2011, 06:06 AM
It is better then spilling the seads due to masturbation, now isn't it? Perhaps the lord wanted to rid you of any future complications which are undesired
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Re: Have I sinned? -
01-09-2011, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Janine Walker
I'm rather clumsy considering I'm a girl and all so I spill sunflower seeds all the time. I always clean up though... perhaps if you just pick the seeds and then throw them away it'll all be okay?
In Christ, Janine Walker
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Sister PM me, it was not sunflower seeds, it was a mans seed........just PM me
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