FOR TRUE CHRISTIANS™ ONLY
(sorry, had to make sure that it was clear even though I know non True Christians™ cannot see this forum.)
I just had a great idea! I'm sure I'm not the only who dislikes all the atheists roaming around her spewing their teenage angst all over the forum. Say let's start a thread that just says "free" then inside that thread have the first post that says
free and inside that will link them to a website that gives them a virus. It sounds awful at first but we need to fight fire with fire.
We could have the virus make it so their computer is more or less one giant 1611 KJV Bible. The virus would flip through the texts of the KJV1611 and they'd have to fill out a quiz as they go along. It would then keep saying "fill out next quiz for FREE" and since every atheist is stupid and loves the notion of free they'll surely be compelled to do it. After completing all the quizzes and reading the entire KJV1611 surely they will have changed their minds and they will be rewarded with "A CHANCE INTO HEAVEN" screen which shows a picture of Jesus.
Who's up for it?
Reward screen would be like this but one of Freehold's photoshop graphic designer experts would do it to make it look more rewarding.