[Pastor Ezekiel]

Praise Jesus, I've been waiting for this!

The worst part about shooting home invaders is having to get out of bed to grab the shotgun. Well, that's no longer a problem with the The Back-Up Gun Rack, which provides a convenient and easy-to-install bed-mounted solution! Now you can fill home-invading witches with two barrels of buckshot without even having to sit up!

A bed-mounted shotgun! Why didn't I think of this?

Seriously Brothers, you have to see the commercial.

The only possible way to improve this product would be to make it somehow hold beer.

I know what I'm going to be ordering asking sister Thumper to surprise me with this Christmas!

[eliot mayfield]

That is so cool! I wish I had one. It could be improved with a bullet proof glass footboard so the intruder couldn't shoot you while you're blasting them.

[Nobar King]

Yeah, but then you get GSR on your sheets... yuk.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Yeah, but then you get GSR on your sheets... yuk.

Gay Sex Residue? Yuk indeed.

[Marshall]

I already have something similar to that.
I like this idea but I bet I could make one out in the barn for free.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Which reminds me. How are the golf-cart mounted pepper spray-cannons coming along for the Landover Event Management detachment?
The initial demonstrations were exremely impressive, my favourite being the treed wiccans being sprayed off their branches 50 feet above the ground! When do we get to see them, Bobby Joe?

[Brother Temperance]

I'm glad it was the Godly Pastor Ezekiel who started this thread, and not some Jew York fashion queer. For a moment when I saw the title, I thought some effeminate fashionista was suggesting that Bed-Mounted Shotguns were out, and SUV-Mounted Rocket Launchers were in, or some such feminine silliness.

[lord warrior]

Seriously Brothers, you have to see the commercial.

The only possible way to improve this product would be to make it somehow hold beer.

I know what I'm going to be ordering asking sister Thumper to surprise me with this Christmas!

Make it hold BEER dear brother

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Yeah, but then you get GSR on your sheets... yuk.

Gay Sex Residue? Yuk indeed.

Its GUN SHOT RESIDUE.

[Marshall]

Where I come from gun shot residue is a blood puddle on the carpet.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

SUV-Mounted Rocket Launchers...

Now that's what I'd like to see. Road ragers will have to calm down real quick once some real firepower hits the streets. Here in Iraq everybody is well-armed and it's far safer than any gun-control statist hellhole.

The second amendment clearly states "The right to bear ARMS". It doesn't say "The right to bear some kinds of arms, but not others". No, just ARMS, period.

So since all arms control is unconstitutional, this Jeep-mounted self-defense system is perfectly legal (once we get activist judges out of the Supreme Court):

It's important to not just take out the criminal, but also the neighborhood that harbors criminals.

BTW History channel has a liberal bias, in reality there's no such thing as "radiation".

[Marshall]

I like the M65.
Ideally it would be fired downward into clusters of hovels occupied by terrorists and their families. Perhaps from an unmanned drone, like the Nazi Buzzbomb only reusable.
I really think that needs to be reevaluated by the military for use in Gods toilet.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Trying to use a 12 ga from bed doesn't work. I have a mini14 with an EOTech by the bed. If I don't have time, my 10mm Glock will have to do. Nothing wrong with a 1911, either.

[matt_1337 (On Moderation)]

Dude, I want that. Thats awesome.


All it needs is room for a .44 mag, M4 w/ a M203 and some space for a Glock 18.

[Marshall]

I have several M203 combos and they are entirely too heavy for home defense.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Well, our petitioning of Ford and GM for SUV-mounted firepower hasn't seemed to have gotten results, but a little bird has told me that vehicle-mounted torture devices (aka "nonlethal weapons") are going to get a green light soon. I'm gonna be driving GITMO-ON-WHEELS, baby!

I can't wait until the next loser to cut me off in traffic finds himself on the wrong end of my microwave pain-ray. Or, bloodily burst his eardrums with a " long range acoustic device", as seen in the second minute of this video of Georgia police providing "pain compliance" for a bunch of protesting hippies:

By the way, if you're wondering why those helmets look so familiar, yes they are the same make and model as the new ones the Landover Baptist Security Detail bought with our latest faith-based social services grant.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Well, our petitioning of Ford and GM for SUV-mounted firepower hasn't seemed to have gotten results, but a little bird has told me that vehicle-mounted torture devices (aka "nonlethal weapons") are going to get a green light soon. I'm gonna be driving GITMO-ON-WHEELS, baby!

I can't wait until the next loser to cut me off in traffic finds himself on the wrong end of my microwave pain-ray. Or, bloodily burst his eardrums with a " long range acoustic device", as seen in the second minute of this video of Georgia police providing "pain compliance" for a bunch of protesting hippies:

Wow. I knew Georgia was one of the reddest of the red states, but I had no idea they were quite that Godly. I'm very impressed.

[Metal Moses]

Yup, they are good alright. When your kids get into your room, play with your shotgun, and blow off their head, I'll be laughing.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Metal Moses

Yup, they are good alright. When your kids get into your room, play with your shotgun, and blow off their head, I'll be laughing.

Well now isn't that nice of you to say? Why is it that you kikes are so full of anger and hatred? No wonder the mudslimes are dedicated to wiping you all out....

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Metal Moses

Yup, they are good alright. When your kids get into your room, play with your shotgun...

Why would our kids want to play with a shotgun? Anything with a range of less than 50 yards does nothing but give you a false sense of security. Our kids play with assault rifles:

[eliot mayfield]

I was doing some surfing and I ran across this handy little stocking stuffer:
http://pillow-pal.net/