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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
10-02-2007, 04:51 AM
No. Friends, I admit that I have my share of MANLY hair 'down there', but one of my parishioners whispered after the Sunday service that she would be happy to remove it so that no one can suggest, now or forever, that we have 'evolved' from hairy apes. I have an appointment tomorrow to try this wonderful new technique for renouncing Darwinism. My first treatment is called 'knees to navel' and is supposed to be completely painless as well as appropriately modest.
Friends, I will report on the results of this GODLY treatment tomorrow evening!
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
10-02-2007, 05:46 AM
Oh dear. Pastor Pistle, please use google before it's too late! I am praying for you!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
10-05-2007, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by roserougesang
Some guys (and some women as well) just find more hygenic to have no pubic hair. Nothing wrong with that.
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I opt to shave any and ALL body hair from my body. I hate it always have always will. In my opinion pubic hair and body hair is nasty, gross and completely repulsive. Besides in the line of work I used to be in before I had children nobody wanted to see a hairy twat.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
10-05-2007, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by DantesBbyGrl07
I opt to shave any and ALL body hair from my body. I hate it always have always will. In my opinion pubic hair and body hair is nasty, gross and completely repulsive. Besides in the line of work I used to be in before I had children nobody wanted to see a hairy twat.
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And obviously the line of work you are STILL in!
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
10-05-2007, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by DantesBbyGrl07
Besides in the line of work I used to be in before I had children nobody wanted to see a hairy twat.
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Were you a waitress?
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
10-06-2007, 02:09 AM
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Were you a waitress?
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I was going to guess that she's a teacher at some liebral nursery school.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
10-06-2007, 10:57 AM
You all being funny aren't you? You have to be to not know that before I started my family I was a STRIPPER. I'm fine with people knowing what I used to do. When you have a banging HOT body like mine you tend to WANT to show it off. I still look awesome for having had 4 children, but the life I led then is NOT the life I lead now.
I also have recently confirmed I will be bringing forth another child in 8 months.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
10-06-2007, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by DantesBbyGrl07
You all being funny aren't you? You have to be to not know that before I started my family I was a STRIPPER. I'm fine with people knowing what I used to do. When you have a banging HOT body like mine you tend to WANT to show it off. I still look awesome for having had 4 children, but the life I led then is NOT the life I lead now.
I also have recently confirmed I will be bringing forth another child in 8 months.
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Is this going to lead up to some kind of advertisement for webcam-porn?
Cause we've heard similar stories before.. and none of them has ended well.
They've all ended with what I said above. The world's really depraved, isn't it?
You can't trust anyone (except True Christians) anymore, it seems..
So until you provide some kind of proof, we're going to have a hard time believing you.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
10-06-2007, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by DantesBbyGrl07
You all being funny aren't you? You have to be to not know that before I started my family I was a STRIPPER. I'm fine with people knowing what I used to do. When you have a banging HOT body like mine you tend to WANT to show it off. I still look awesome for having had 4 children, but the life I led then is NOT the life I lead now.
I also have recently confirmed I will be bringing forth another child in 8 months.
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You should be ashamed of yourself young lady. Jesus has a word for people like you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
11-16-2007, 10:54 PM
Okay this thread looks dead in that there haven't been any replies lately and I take issue with something the OP said about the pubic hair being thick like the jungles of Vietnam in which the gooks hid to kill our brave soldiers who were valiantly fighting against communism. I think comparing that comparison is bad because i don't want a part of my body (even if it is a horrible and detestable part such as the genitals) compaired to no gook jungle. My daddy got shot in that war and I really don't like people comparing parts of the human body to the dirty jungles of vietnam.
However I agree completely with you. Pubic hair was put there by god and the only reason to shave it is if you are gay looking for oral sex. Straight people do not engage in oral sex because that is clearly not for procreation. When I have sex with my wife it is only if we want another child and then only in missionary and as short as possible. I also make sure my wife gets no pleasure and that I get as little as is possible. Then I pray for forgiveness for the horrible act that I have committed.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
11-16-2007, 11:56 PM
I can't think of any Christian reason for shaving there. Seems queer to me.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
11-16-2007, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by onetrugod
Okay this thread looks dead in that there haven't been any replies lately and I take issue with something the OP said about the pubic hair being thick like the jungles of Vietnam in which the gooks hid to kill our brave soldiers who were valiantly fighting against communism. I think comparing that comparison is bad because i don't want a part of my body (even if it is a horrible and detestable part such as the genitals) compaired to no gook jungle. My daddy got shot in that war and I really don't like people comparing parts of the human body to the dirty jungles of vietnam.
However I agree completely with you. Pubic hair was put there by god and the only reason to shave it is if you are gay looking for oral sex. Straight people do not engage in oral sex because that is clearly not for procreation. When I have sex with my wife it is only if we want another child and then only in missionary and as short as possible. I also make sure my wife gets no pleasure and that I get as little as is possible. Then I pray for forgiveness for the horrible act that I have committed.
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Well, you're right about one thing. Your wife receives no pleasure from having relations with you. I suspect the same can be said of the various boyfriends you impregnated with AIDS prior to your sham wedding. Friend, I pray you'll listen to me as if Jesus Himself were knelling before you. PRESS the PAYPAL button, and move on. OK?
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
11-26-2007, 02:31 AM
And yet.....when we were originally created, God made us completely buck naked. No clothes. No need for clothes. Why? Because what He created was so pure and good.
It wasn't till the fall that MAN became ashamed of MAN.
But I disgress...I feel that a lot of guys only shave their nether region because it makes it LOOK bigger than it is. And ultimately some guys NEED to look like they are packing when they aren't.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
11-26-2007, 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Skeptic
And yet.....when we were originally created, God made us completely buck naked. No clothes. No need for clothes. Why? Because what He created was so pure and good.
It wasn't till the fall that MAN became ashamed of MAN.
But I disgress...I feel that a lot of guys only shave their nether region because it makes it LOOK bigger than it is. And ultimately some guys NEED to look like they are packing when they aren't.
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Are you some kind of a catlicker queer or something?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
11-26-2007, 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Are you some kind of a catlicker queer or something?
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Please do not lower yourself in front of me like that. OF course I am not queer.
I only suspect that you are trying to get laid. I can assure you that you'll get none of that from me.
For God invented the woman...and it was good.....and I my friend have sex with a woman.
I bet you are one of those guys that hangs out in men's restrooms slipping your feet under the door I suspect. Trying to have gay sex.
There is a place in hell for you child.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
11-26-2007, 07:36 AM
How dare you mock our Pastors! You and a friend have sex with a woman?
What, is she the whore of babylon? A jezebell?
God knows how to treat whores!
1 Kings
"23": And of Jezebel also spake the LORD, saying, The dogs shall eat Jezebel by the wall of Jezreel.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
11-26-2007, 07:39 AM
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How dare you mock our Pastors! You and a friend have sex with a woman?
What, is she the whore of babylon? A jezebell?
God knows how to treat whores!
1 Kings
"23": And of Jezebel also spake the LORD, saying, The dogs shall eat Jezebel by the wall of Jezreel.
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Please learn to read....I....and then I called HIM....my friend....have had sex with a woman.
I have sex with my wife.....which is LEGAL in the eyes of the lord.
I can't help you guys can't get any.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
11-27-2007, 10:28 PM
I trim my pubes
so my girlfriend doesnt choke on pubes when she s*cks me off
EDIT: That's two strikes 'tard. Next one we ban you. BJ Tabor.
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
11-28-2007, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Owthedevilbitmybum
I trim my pubes
so my girlfriend doesnt choke on pubes when she s*cks me off
EDIT: That's two strikes 'tard. Next one we ban you. BJ Tabor.
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You actually have a girlfriend? What's his name?
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Re: Shaving One's Genital Area -
11-28-2007, 08:30 PM
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You actually have a girlfriend? What's his name?
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I'm fairly sure his girlfriend is Micheal Jackson. Or maybe Elvis, or Elton John...Meh.
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