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Default Re: Pagan origins of 'easter' - 05-09-2010, 09:28 PM

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Yes they did, and God guided them to make the perfect choices.
You say god, I'd wager brandy and schnapps.

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Who picked and chose what Jesus, as in God Himself told them.
Like I said, brandy and/or schnapps would be the likelier option. Or, weren't they pretty fond of shrooms back then as a 'gateway to a religious experience'?

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What would you rather they do, listen to some kind of invisible sky farie that no one has ever seen that some hermit living in a cave told them about? You pagans are insane. We Christians demand rationalism no made up stories from crazy people.
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Default Re: Pagan origins of 'easter' - 05-10-2010, 03:17 AM

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Read the link that I posted. Wikipedia is notorious for not being correct, since anyone can add anything.
Why, yes the witch does speak true in this instance. I guess if you do sit a 100 pagans down in front of computer keyboards for a 100 years they will eventually type out one sentence of truth. (No guarantee that they use good grammar, though.)

I once saw a sentence snuck into a Wikipedia article about the small, African nation of Djibouti. Now this country is so small and insignificant that the captial of Djibouti is Djibouti. And it is so hot there (in clear indication of God's displeasure) that folks who don't have the money to escape to Europe for the summer head over to Egypt for its cool breezes.

As pointless as this Wikipedia article was, discussing such a tiny, God forsaken country that the former and dearly missed President Bush knew was not even worth invading, some enemies of Christ made the effort to alter its Wikipedia site.

The little demons with their Christ-killing keyboards inserted a sentence in that article stating that the government of Djibouti orders the execution of all fat and ugly people, when the sentence had obviously be altered to insert "fat and ugly" for True Christian.

The only reason that we have not heard about these killings is because the Liberal media doesn't want to question the county's Muslim leaders too closely, because the media members are being plyed with cool lemonade while sitting in comfortable, air-conditioned hotel lobbies. And when the soft, spoiled, luxury-minded liberal reporters leave the hotel, they pass out in the heat.

That's how Djibouti is keeping its secret from the world. Wikipedia, touted as the encyclopedia of democracy because anyone can contribute, is the exact opposite of the Word of God to which its writer's contribiuted NOTHING, because it all came direct from the Lord Himself.

But that is another forum thread altogether.

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Wikipedia, touted as the encyclopedia of democracy because anyone can contribute, is the exact opposite of the Word of God to which its writer's contribiuted NOTHING, because it all came direct from the Lord Himself.
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