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Default 90% of Salavation Army Gifts Go To Illegal Messicants! - 12-16-2006, 02:16 PM

Boy if THIS doesn't just burn me up. The false Christians at the Salavation Army are hellbound for sure.

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Language barriers strains Christmas cheer

On Monday, Wednesday and Friday, the Salvation Army will distribute gifts at its South Congress Avenue warehouse to 4,600 local families: 3,600 through its Christmas assistance program, another 1,000 through Toys for Tots.

Of those families, about 90 percent speak only Spanish, said Raul Munoz, the Salvation Army's community development director.

"We have a record number of people that just speak Spanish and we want the process to be as smooth as possible," he said.

Now the nonprofit group is looking for bilingual volunteers to help distribute presents several days next week. The volunteers must speak and read at least conversational Spanish and English.

Until this year, the Salvation Army has made do with the three Spanish speakers on its gift-giving staff. But with 90 out of the 100 families to be served per hour only speaking Spanish, the nonprofit says it needs help.
Why are they encouraging illegal wetbacks to steal jobs from the American nigras anyway?


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Default Re: 90% of Salavation Army Gifts Go To Illegal Messicants! - 12-17-2006, 02:45 AM

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Why are they encouraging illegal wetbacks to steal jobs from the American nigras anyway?
They do this becase they are hellbound false Christians who deep down hate America. Instead of giving them toys we need to arrest and send these "people" back to messico where they belong.
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They do this becase they are hellbound false Christians who deep down hate America. Instead of giving them toys we need to arrest and send these "people" back to messico where they belong.
AMEN!!

Get those SINNIN' WETBACKS out of OUR USA!!


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Default Re: 90% of Salavation Army Gifts Go To Illegal Messicants! - 12-17-2006, 05:35 AM

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They do this becase they are hellbound false Christians who deep down hate America. Instead of giving them toys we need to arrest and send these "people" back to messico where they belong.
Can't we just give them toys that teach useful phrases when you pull the string? Things like:

¡Mama, deseo aprender Inglés! (Mommy, I want to learn English!)

Ganar en América, Pasan en América! (Earn in America, Spend in America!)

¡Adorar a la Virgen conduce al damnation! (Worshipping the Virgin leads to damnation!)

Soy AMERICANO, NO MEXICANO-AMERICANO! (I'm AMERICAN, not MEXICAN-AMERICAN!)

and, something we can all understand,

"Housekeeping!"
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Default Re: 90% of Salavation Army Gifts Go To Illegal Messicants! - 12-22-2006, 10:12 AM

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Boy if THIS doesn't just burn me up. The false Christians at the Salavation Army are hellbound for sure.



Why are they encouraging illegal wetbacks to steal jobs from the American nigras anyway?
AMEN, Pastor!!! Send them all back so that our American companies can employ them in factories over in Messico for pennies per hour. The more Godly Americans save on products, the more they can tithe. The more tithing, the more Jesus will rain down his blessings upon us. Of course, that means we can put more nigras to work for us...everybody wins! GLORY!!


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