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12-04-2006, 02:11 PM
The jews have gone too far in my opinion. Peddling porn to hang on Christmas trees is beyond disgusting. THIS burns me up!
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X-Rated 'Pornament' Christmas Decorations Raise Eyebrows
Opponents Say Items 'Defame' Christmas
POSTED: 9:32 am EST December 1, 2006
UPDATED: 5:03 pm EST December 1, 2006
Several new holiday decorations considered X-rated are being sold in Florida at a store popular with young children, according to a report.
Six controversial ornaments, which can be purchased for $9 at Spencer's stores in Jacksonville and other parts of Florida, include an X-rated snowman and reindeer.
A television station reported that the pornaments can be found on store shelves at the Regency Square Mall in Jacksonville in plain view of children and to anyone who walks into the Spencer's stores.
Store workers said that there were no restrictions on who can purchase the pornaments in the store.
"It is just sad they have to stoop to this kind of thing to defame Christmas," Hillcrest Baptist Church Rev. Jim Patterson said. "It says we are nothing more than sexual acts or psychical being and we are much more than that. We are spiritual beings and this is a spiritual holiday. And, why bring it to that level. It makes no sense to me."
Some shoppers said they like the item and that they would make a great gag gift this holiday season. "I think they are kind of funny and they don't offend me," a shopper said in the report.
Officials at Spencer's headquarters had no comment on the items.
However, the back of the boxes say, "Unlike those other elves, we know everyone on the list (even the naughty ones) needs to have a smile and a laugh this time of year."
The pornaments are also available online.
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DO NOT click on that link!!! You have been warned!!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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12-04-2006, 02:17 PM
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12-04-2006, 02:18 PM
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12-04-2006, 02:49 PM
And how about those (Jesus, please Forgive Me just a' one more time) BALLS that otherwise Good Christians hang on their trees this time of year?
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12-04-2006, 04:46 PM
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Why do you blame the chosen people of Israel?
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12-09-2006, 11:19 PM
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The jews have gone too far in my opinion. Peddling porn to hang on Christmas trees is beyond disgusting. THIS burns me up!
DO NOT click on that link!!! You have been warned!!!
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Haha! Come on, Zeke. It's just harmless fun. If you don't like it, then don't go around looking at crappy porn. You need to check out the good stuff at StaticBeth.com. They got Manson's penis and Tommy Lee's (huge!). It's awesome. You should also check out Virus from Dope. His is gigantic.
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12-10-2006, 02:38 AM
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Haha! Come on, Zeke. It's just harmless fun. If you don't like it, then don't go around looking at crappy porn. You need to check out the good stuff at StaticBeth.com. They got Manson's penis and Tommy Lee's (huge!). It's awesome. You should also check out Virus from Dope. His is gigantic.
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What? Are we to understand that Manson and Tommy Lee have finally taken heed of the wisdom of Matthew 18:8 Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
9 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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12-10-2006, 04:03 AM
Bwahaha. I bet I know the real reason you hate those ornaments. They might...oh I don't know... make you feel a tad inadequate....??.....You know
*snicker*
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12-10-2006, 06:50 AM
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Bwahaha. I bet I know the real reason you hate those ornaments. They might...oh I don't know... make you feel a tad inadequate....??.....You know
*snicker*
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We hate those homeristic ornaments because the naked human body is a vile, filthy thing and should never be seen in the light of day. Naked ornaments will turn children queer. We hate them because they make us sick!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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12-10-2006, 07:52 AM
Even worse than *these* pornaments are new ones being sold via the ever-growing agenda of the sexually deviant, the homers:
http://www.aquariumguys.com/spongebob12.html
In fact, I even saw, dare I say it, teletubby ornaments recently! I suppose if you buy one of those you get an express seat to Hell! Will this attack on Christmas never end?!
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12-10-2006, 10:57 AM
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Even worse than *these* pornaments are new ones being sold via the ever-growing agenda of the sexually deviant, the homers:
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It appears those rumors that Sister SUV intercepted are continuing to spread. That site recommends this one for a key role in the creation of your child's Nativity Scene Diorama, and it's not to take the place of the Fourth Wise Man*!!
GAH! Snails are everywhere!
This one comes on a cushion of slime!
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Godly G.W. Bush is now working to enforce the end of that custodianship and the return of said oil and natural gas to its rightful owners, God's Chosen Country, the United States of America.
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12-10-2006, 02:46 PM
OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGod - it appears to me as a thing of such Divine beauty I can barely stand to remove my eyes from it.
(Is it Sin to wish for "diversity in Jesuses? It is just so darn, unHoly CUTE!!!)
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It appears those rumors that Sister SUV intercepted are continuing to spread. That site recommends this one for a key role in the creation of your child's Nativity Scene Diorama, and it's not to take the place of the Fourth Wise Man*!!
GAH! Snails are everywhere!
This one comes on a cushion of slime!
*The little-known Fourth Wise Man arrived three days late, but brought two camel-loads of swaddling cloths or, as his people call them, "turbans". Little Baby Jesus™ was needing some fresh Pampers by then, you can be sure! A far more practical present than frankincense and myrrh, the Gift of the Turbans earned the Fourth Wise Man's people the 2000-year custodianship of vast reserves of oil and natural gas. Fortunately for US, they lost the card explaining the gift, and didn't figure out what to do with such a resource until the last century.
Godly G.W. Bush is now working to enforce the end of that custodianship and the return of said oil and natural gas to its rightful owners, God's Chosen Country, the United States of America.
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12-10-2006, 06:50 PM
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What? Are we to understand that Manson and Tommy Lee have finally taken heed of the wisdom of Matthew 18:8 Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
9 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.
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What are you talking about?
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12-10-2006, 07:44 PM
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What are you talking about?
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Those Bible verses I posted talk about removing any part of your body which tempt you towards sin. You were talking about trafficking genitalia over the internet. It shouldn't be that difficult to put two and two together, surely?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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12-11-2006, 06:27 AM
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We hate those homeristic ornaments because the naked human body is a vile, filthy thing and should never be seen in the light of day. Naked ornaments will turn children queer. We hate them because they make us sick!
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That makes no sense at all. What if they were girls looking at those ornaments? Would that make them lesbians?
And even more stupid, there are naked statues and paintings everywhere and those have absolutely no impact on children's sexuality.
And the most important point, these pornaments are NOT marketed at children!
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12-11-2006, 05:39 PM
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That makes no sense at all. What if they were girls looking at those ornaments? Would that make them lesbians?
Yes.
And even more stupid, there are naked statues and paintings everywhere and those have absolutely no impact on children's sexuality.
Maybe where you live, but True Christians do not stand for that sort of thing!
And the most important point, these pornaments are NOT marketed at children!
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No, they're marketed at the parents of children. I suppose that makes everything ok, does it?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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12-11-2006, 07:42 PM
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That makes no sense at all. What if they were girls looking at those ornaments? Would that make them lesbians?
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No, it would make them promiscuous whores who deserve to be violently raped in every hole God gave them.
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Oh, really? Children have been engaging in acts of onanism and fornication long before the invention of more sin-friendly media like books (except for the Holy Bible, KJV 1611) and television. What do you think it was that corrupted them so? It was statues, and if you can't see that you're as blind as a ninety-five-year-old nigra.
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And the most important point, these pornaments are NOT marketed at children!
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But children are going to see them. That's inevitable, whether they're the hellbound offspring of false homer marriages or the helpless victims of spiritually dead pedophiles (and really, what's the difference?) People buy these things, and people have children--how badly broken must your brain be if you can't recognize the connection?
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12-11-2006, 11:46 PM
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Those Bible verses I posted talk about removing any part of your body which tempt you towards sin. You were talking about trafficking genitalia over the internet. It shouldn't be that difficult to put two and two together, surely?
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So you're going to get rid of your penis because it could promote sodomy? Or you're going to lobotomize yourself so you can't think any impure thoughts... That's intelligent...
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12-11-2006, 11:56 PM
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So you're going to get rid of your penis because it could promote sodomy? Or you're going to lobotomize yourself so you can't think any impure thoughts... That's intelligent...
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Typical atheist. You spew hatred with the fury of a demon when confronted with God's love.
Brother Temperance is Saved© by the Blood of Christ. He can no more promote sodomy than a pig can fly. It is you and your pervert satanic Manson who will be roasting in hell's lake of fire, while Brother Temperance enjoys the sweet music of your blood-curdling shrieks while playing golf with Jesus. Brother T was simply offering you both a way to avoid that fate.
If you reject the Love of Christ, then you cannot later demand mercy. Got it!?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "Pornaments" Spit on Christmas -
12-12-2006, 03:25 AM
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The jews have gone too far in my opinion. Peddling porn to hang on Christmas trees is beyond disgusting. THIS burns me up!
DO NOT click on that link!!! You have been warned!!!
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This is yet one more disgusting and VILE HEATHEN ploy to take SACRED Christmas and turn it into some HEATHEN PERVERT ABOMINATION! I hope whoever created these porn things rots in HELL!!
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