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The METRIC SYSTEM - WWJD? -
02-24-2008, 05:46 PM
I don't know about you folks, but every time I see something in Metric, I think of how Euro-Homers have forced their Communist agenda on us God-fearing folk. Surely, if everyone is going to speak GOD's language (English) they can use a Yard Stick and Measuring Cup!!!
Anyway, I have decided to spank any child who asks me about Metric measurements as a matter of principal! YOUR THOUGHTS???
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Re: The METRIC SYSTEM - WWJD? -
02-24-2008, 05:54 PM
Normally I don't like to repeat myself, but...
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
Jesus is NOT a fan of the metric system. It was, after all, created by a cabal of God-hating French sodomites to make their genitalia sound bigger when bragging to potential same-sex "lovers" with the hope of picking them up for a night of wicked, debauched, feces-smeared buggery in the back room of some rat-infested fromagerie.
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Re: The METRIC SYSTEM - WWJD? -
02-24-2008, 05:57 PM
My husband, Mr. Whitford, was talking about going to the town council and proposing an ordinance to ban anything metric from Freehold. It literally sickens us when we go into a store and see such monstrosities as "2 Liter" bottles of otherwise fine beverages such as Coca-Cola (once they dropped their hippy-dippy "Teach the world to sing" ad campaign) and Sprite.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: The METRIC SYSTEM - WWJD? -
02-24-2008, 06:37 PM
Those Homer Yuropeeans can't even spell Meter or Liter.
We should fight against anything as Un-Christian as this.
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Righteous and Patriotic Highest body count at the VFW
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Re: The METRIC SYSTEM - WWJD? -
02-24-2008, 06:51 PM
That mess is just a fad.
It will pass.
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Re: The METRIC SYSTEM - WWJD? -
02-24-2008, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
I don't know about you folks, but every time I see something in Metric, I think of how Euro-Homers have forced their Communist agenda on us God-fearing folk. Surely, if everyone is going to speak GOD's language (English) they can use a Yard Stick and Measuring Cup!!!
Anyway, I have decided to spank any child who asks me about Metric measurements as a matter of principal! YOUR THOUGHTS???
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I wasn't aware that inches and ounces were Biblical measuremnt units. Shouldn't you be measuring in cubits?
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: The METRIC SYSTEM - WWJD? -
02-24-2008, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances without Joy
I wasn't aware that inches and ounces were Biblical measuremnt units. Shouldn't you be measuring in cubits?
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Is it OK to spank the children with the metric rulers? Or will that make them eurogay?
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Re: The METRIC SYSTEM - WWJD? -
02-24-2008, 09:04 PM
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Is it OK to spank the children with the metric rulers? Or will that make them eurogay?
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You know my opinion on hitting children - it's not okay to hit them with rulers, with rods, with hairbrushes, with your hands, or anything else. It's not okay to hit children.
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Re: The METRIC SYSTEM - WWJD? -
02-24-2008, 11:39 PM
You aren't Jesus so no one cares what your opinion is on disciplining unruly children.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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