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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 04-29-2014, 01:36 PM

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Because I love him.
That is the wrong reason to marry a man. You should marry for one reason only - to create new little Soldiers for Christ! For only through childbirth can you be Saved.
1 Timothy 2:15 Yet she shall be saved in childbearing ...
In particular, sons.
John 16:21 A woman when she is in travail hath sorrow, because her hour is come: but as soon as she is delivered of the child, she remembereth no more the anguish, for joy that a man is born into the world.
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 04-29-2014, 06:26 PM

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The kid kinda looks like a raccoon herself. If she painted herself up with black eyes, the disguise would fool anyone.

Bobby Joe, please send a recovery team. This ought to be easier than that Iraq nonsense, but I do congratulate you for getting Pastor Templeton out of the Shi'ite mosque after he had planted all those bombs in it. The little girl was probably kidnapped by the mother or step-sister. You are authorized to interrogate them.
Why are you people so mean to kids you do know that there was a 1 in 6,680,750,000 chance(about) that they are your kids 6,680,750,000 people on the planet and God gave that child to you so are you gonna spend time making memories with them or beating them till they are to weak to stand up?
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 04-29-2014, 06:36 PM

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Why are you people so mean to kids you do know that there was a 1 in 6,680,750,000 chance(about) that they are your kids 6,680,750,000 people on the planet and God gave that child to you so are you gonna spend time making memories with them or beating them till they are to weak to stand up?
What kind of madness is this? Are you suggesting that we mothers don't know our own children?

Also, I have some serious doubts about your math skills. Of the however-many people there are on God's Earth - and if you believe the secular statistics, that figure is more like 7.25 billion - the vast majority are not going to be my children or the children of anyone you will meet here. This is Landover Baptist, not China!


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 04-29-2014, 06:42 PM

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What kind of madness is this? Are you suggesting that we mothers don't know our own children?

Also, I have some serious doubts about your math skills. Of the however-many people there are on God's Earth - and if you believe the secular statistics, that figure is more like 7.25 billion - the vast majority are not going to be my children or the children of anyone you will meet here. This is Landover Baptist, not China!
Ok no i said ABOUT i knew i was off on my number but i know there is not 7.25 billion its about 7.22 and i meant the 1 in 6,680,750,000 thing that they are your children i was aking if you knew the chance and i was saying are you gonna have good times with your children or beat them.
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 04-29-2014, 06:44 PM

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i was aking if you knew the chance
Is this some kind of secret emo-speak? Emos are an abomination of the LORD, they are vile and horrifying and disgusting and smell with the kind of body odor that can only be rivaled by goths! You need to shape up, son! Snap out of it! Get your head in the game!

Get right with Jesus before it's too late!


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 04-29-2014, 06:54 PM

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.... i meant the 1 in 6,680,750,000 thing that they are your children i was aking if you knew the chance and i was saying are you gonna have good times with your children or beat them.
But the chance is not 1 in 6.68 billion or 7.22 billion or whatever it is. Of all the people I see around me, it would be a lot MORE likely that they were my children, but at least I know who my children are. I don't have to worry about however many Chinese there are in the world, because my children - for all their faults - were never Chinese.


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 05-03-2014, 04:49 PM

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Why are you people so mean to kids you do know that there was a 1 in 6,680,750,000 chance(about) that they are your kids 6,680,750,000 people on the planet and God gave that child to you so are you gonna spend time making memories with them or beating them till they are to weak to stand up?
Your so called "probability" is completely off because you have included everyone in the world. So you are implying that there is a 1 in 6,680,750,000 chance that my child is a grown man? In fact, you even have implied that my child could be me? You are proof that atheist "logic" is flawed.


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 12-27-2014, 08:56 PM

Did your daughter talk with a speech impediment? Is she talking as you or I do?

Last I heard, some sort of creature was spotted in the woods around your area.

Something to go on.

Shifters are VERY flexible, they can bend and contort as if they don't have a bone in their body, and they will use that to freak out their prey. They also can walk on all fours and on their hind legs. Being flexible isn't their special ability though, not only are they flexible, they can transform their appearance! When a Shifter is near a human, they are able to shift their appearance to look completely identical to the original human. They can only mimic the forms of living things that are about the same size as them, so a human is very easy to transform into. They even sound like the person they're mimicking. They do not share the humans memories, so if you're suspicious of someone being a Shifter, ask them a question only they would know. Shifter's also can't mimic speech impairments, so if someone used to have some form of speech problem and all of a sudden they speak clearly...keep a close eye on them....
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 12-27-2014, 10:33 PM

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Shifters are VERY flexible, they can bend and contort as if they don't have a bone in their body, and they will use that to freak out their prey. They also can walk on all fours and on their hind legs. Being flexible isn't their special ability though, not only are they flexible, they can transform their appearance! When a Shifter is near a human, they are able to shift their appearance to look completely identical to the original human. They can only mimic the forms of living things that are about the same size as them, so a human is very easy to transform into. They even sound like the person they're mimicking. They do not share the humans memories, so if you're suspicious of someone being a Shifter, ask them a question only they would know. Shifter's also can't mimic speech impairments, so if someone used to have some form of speech problem and all of a sudden they speak clearly...keep a close eye on them....
Shifters? There is no mention of such creatures in the Bible, at least in my Bible. Can you provide book, chapter and verse that support your claim?

Unless of course, you mean defacators (as in 'sh*tters'). But crap can't imitate human speech.


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 12-30-2014, 12:11 PM

No, I don't mean defacators good sir.

Shifters are the size of a person and are thought to be members of a carnivorous race of creatures called Morlocks. Morlocks are known to be highly dangerous and can hunt practically anything, even people.
Morlocks come in many different breeds, and are widely believed to be own by a woman who lives within the forests of Freehold. Keep a close eye on anything out of the ordinary, such as strange noises in the night, and disappearances of livestock.

Remember, Morlocks are VERY powerful and they typically hunt in packs.

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No, I don't mean defacators good sir.

Shifters are the size of a person and are thought to be members of a carnivorous race of creatures called Morlocks. Morlocks are known to be highly dangerous and can hunt practically anything, even people.
Morlocks come in many different breeds, and are widely believed to be own by a woman who lives within the forests of Freehold. Keep a close eye on anything out of the ordinary, such as strange noises in the night, and disappearances of livestock.

Remember, Morlocks are VERY powerful and they typically hunt in packs.

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Dear sinner,

Are you actually saying that you take some science fiction about time machines and eloi and morlocks by H.G. Wells as real? Who in their right mind would believe decades or centuries old books and arrange their fears and goals according to them? There is instead the real world of God and His magnificent interventions to unfathom?

2 Peter 1:16
For we have not followed cunningly devised fables, when we made known unto you the power and coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, but were eyewitnesses of his majesty.


Do you also follow Well's War of the Worlds or Burrough's Barsoom (with its attractive female attire I must say) and the Martians coming from the Firmament? I'm deeply worried.


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 12-30-2014, 12:23 PM

Biblical reference for the existence of "Morlocks"?


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 12-30-2014, 12:39 PM

They are not based on Well's Morlocks. These are entirely different creatures that are deadly and hunt for food and fun. Morlocks are considered by some to be the prefect organisms and look somewhat like this:


If i'm not mistaken, doctors at the local hospital just amputated the toes of a Shifter, which I assume is very pissed. An Eldar Queen will be n the way soon.
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 12-30-2014, 12:47 PM

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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 12-30-2014, 07:16 PM

I see. You're just a silly little boy who believes in something which is the product of someone else's imagination. Grow up, and start thinking for yourself. It's about time you read the Bible and accepted God as your Saviour.


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