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Exclamation Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-07-2007, 05:33 PM

My 13 year old sister is having the abstinence-only classes soon. And I am very upset because these abstinence classes are very innaccurate, which is a danger to public and sexual health.

First, they skip over parts of genitalia. For girls they didn't mention the clitoris, hymen, vulva, or labia. They didn't mention the foreskin for boys. Shouldn't teenagers be told what they have "down there"?

Second, they teach that condoms are only 20% effective at preventing pregnancies and 11% effective at preventing HIV. Apparently condoms are porous and cannot prevent HIV transmission. This is a very incorrect statement and only causes more pregnancies and STD transmissions when condoms are not used.

Third, they say that porn causes people to molest little children. This is blatantly incorrect.

Fourth, they teach that all "first times" are rapes. This is not true.

Fifth, they don't mention other forms of birth control, such as the pill, the shot, or spermicides.

Sixth, they teach that dating started when teens had cars. Dating started hundreds of thousands of years ago, when we humans first evolved.

Please, you parents of Landover Baptist, this is a horrible travesty as our children are being lied to. Please think of the children.

For more information about this horror, please go tohttp://www.plannedparenthood.com/.
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Default Re: Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-07-2007, 05:39 PM

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Third, they say that porn causes people to molest little children. This is blatantly incorrect.
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Internet porn causes homosexuality since you have sex with a man (yourself) Homers are well know rapers of little girls.



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Default Re: Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-07-2007, 06:01 PM

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Internet porn causes homosexuality since you have sex with a man (yourself) Homers are well know rapers of little girls.
I am a female.

And why would a homosexual man rape a young girl?

And I know women who watch porn too.
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Default Re: Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-07-2007, 06:41 PM

Pornography encourages Homosexuality, promiscuosity, self "exploration" and helps dull the natural defenses of people and reduces their ability to ward off unnatural urges like rape and gay sex.

The only thing little girls need to know is how much Jesus wants them to stay Virgins until a Godly man marries them and allows them to please him and create babies as God intended. They have no legitimate reason to know the fancy terms sciensatanists have given their nasty little potty parts. As long as they leave it alone is doesn't matter what the individual parts are called.

Condoms are pre-sex abortions that you can wear. Jesus hates them. Spermicides kill sperm and God said every sperm is sacred and a potential future Christian. The pill is straight from Satan. Killing babies isn't a good thing.

Before cars kids could exactly pick each other up for a date now could they? The most they could do was meet at Church functions where parents and more importantly, church elders could keep them apart and keep a Godly eye on them.

Planned Parenthood promotes baby slaughter.


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Default Re: Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-07-2007, 07:03 PM

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Pornography encourages Homosexuality, promiscuosity, self "exploration" and helps dull the natural defenses of people and reduces their ability to ward off unnatural urges like rape and gay sex.

The only thing little girls need to know is how much Jesus wants them to stay Virgins until a Godly man marries them and allows them to please him and create babies as God intended. They have no legitimate reason to know the fancy terms sciensatanists have given their nasty little potty parts. As long as they leave it alone is doesn't matter what the individual parts are called.

Condoms are pre-sex abortions that you can wear. Jesus hates them. Spermicides kill sperm and God said every sperm is sacred and a potential future Christian. The pill is straight from Satan. Killing babies isn't a good thing.

Before cars kids could exactly pick each other up for a date now could they? The most they could do was meet at Church functions where parents and more importantly, church elders could keep them apart and keep a Godly eye on them.

Planned Parenthood promotes baby slaughter.
Planned Parenthood promotes health.
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Default Re: Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-07-2007, 07:28 PM

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Planned Parenthood promotes health.
I'm sure all those unborn babies they've helped murder feel really healthy.


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Default Re: Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-07-2007, 07:32 PM

More like "Planned Infanticide". Or "Anything But Parenthood".

They promote birth control and using Abortion to murder fetuses that Jesus wants to be born. When there are no consequences of premarital sex then they are promoting that too. They encourage girls to fornicate freely and engage in sexual congress which is nasty.
They are in direct violation of Gods Will and they need to just stop it and let the little sluts have the babies like Jesus intends.
Just imagine, millions of baby corpses a year. You're sick if you think it's okay.


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Default Re: Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-07-2007, 08:50 PM

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More like "Planned Infanticide". Or "Anything But Parenthood".

They promote birth control and using Abortion to murder fetuses that Jesus wants to be born. When there are no consequences of premarital sex then they are promoting that too. They encourage girls to fornicate freely and engage in sexual congress which is nasty.
They are in direct violation of Gods Will and they need to just stop it and let the little sluts have the babies like Jesus intends.
Just imagine, millions of baby corpses a year. You're sick if you think it's okay.
So, women in third-world countries (or here in America!) cannot use birth control to save their own lives and the lives of others around them? You're sick if you're against that.
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Default Re: Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-07-2007, 08:55 PM

So killing babies saves lives?

You need to put the bong down and take a big toke of Jesus.

If Jesus wanted people in third world cesspools to live He wouldn't be smiting them down with the AIDS by the millions.


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Default Re: Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-07-2007, 09:03 PM

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So killing babies saves lives?

You need to put the bong down and take a big toke of Jesus.

If Jesus wanted people in third world cesspools to live He wouldn't be smiting them down with the AIDS by the millions.
It saves the mothers' lives, and it doesn't allow the fetus to be born into a cesspit of poverty and crime.
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Default Re: Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-07-2007, 09:09 PM

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My 13 year old sister is having the abstinence-only classes soon. And I am very upset because these abstinence classes are very innaccurate, which is a danger to public and sexual health.

First, they skip over parts of genitalia. For girls they didn't mention the clitoris...
The what now?


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Default Re: Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-07-2007, 09:13 PM

I'm not at all sure that our Godly Menfolk should be reading all this nonsense about Lady-Parts.
The Cooter is Mankind's worst abomination and the cause of Humanities downfall.

After having my Daughter I happened upon a picture of what was supposed to be my "Reproductive system".
Let me tell you, I was horrified!!!
I had the Devil within me!
What I was shown resembled the Head of a Goat..........
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I had it all removed straight away.
I had to kill that Goat as my Sin Offering.

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Default Re: Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-07-2007, 11:21 PM

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I'm not at all sure that our Godly Menfolk should be reading all this nonsense about Lady-Parts.
The Cooter is Mankind's worst abomination and the cause of Humanities downfall.

After having my Daughter I happened upon a picture of what was supposed to be my "Reproductive system".
Let me tell you, I was horrified!!!
I had the Devil within me!
What I was shown resembled the Head of a Goat..........
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I had it all removed straight away.
I had to kill that Goat as my Sin Offering.

Leviticus 14-16 tells:
And he shall take of the blood of the bullock, and sprinkle it with his finger upon the mercy seat eastward; and before the mercy seat shall he sprinkle of the blood with his finger seven times.Then shall he kill the goat of the sin offering, that is for the people, and bring his blood within the vail, and do with that blood as he did with the blood of the bullock, and sprinkle it upon the mercy seat, and before the mercy seat: And he shall make an atonement for the holy place, because of the uncleanness of the children of Israel, and because of their transgressions in all their sins: and so shall he do for the tabernacle of the congregation, that remaineth among them in the midst of their uncleanness.


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You had your reproductive organs removed because they looked like a goat?

Stupidest thing I've ever heard.
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Default Re: Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-07-2007, 11:26 PM

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It saves the mothers' lives, and it doesn't allow the fetus to be born into a cesspit of poverty and crime.
So we should murder all those who live in poverty and in high crime areas?


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Default Re: Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-08-2007, 02:27 AM

It appears we have a genocidal maniac in our midst. The next thing she will be saying is the Islamic hoards were justified in their rape and slaughter of the Christians during the Crusades!


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Default Re: Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-08-2007, 02:33 AM

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Friend,

Internet porn causes homosexuality since you have sex with a man (yourself) Homers are well know rapers of little girls.
Homo= "Man" in Latin, "Same" in Greek
Thus, why would a homosexual male rape a female of any age?!
By "rapers", you mean rapists...?

Sex education is something that should be taught in all schools, worldwide. Exclude religion from sex ed and just give the facts. No teen wants to be force fed morals whether they believe the same religion or not.

As for the option of abortion, it's a personal decision by one woman. No one elses business.
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Default Re: Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-08-2007, 02:40 AM

Look here idiot, Homos enrage God with each other whenever they can but when another queer isn't nearby they rape little girls. Proven fact that girls have the same parts Homos are interested in(tender rumps) so it stands to reason when they can't rape each other, they rape whomever they can catch. Namely the smallest and the weakest, girls.

Damn boy, read up on things before you post like a fool.


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Default Re: Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-08-2007, 03:11 AM

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Damn boy, read up on things before you post like a fool.
Funny, I was just about to say the same to you.
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Default Re: Please, think of the intelligence. - 04-08-2007, 03:14 AM

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It appears we have a genocidal maniac in our midst. The next thing she will be saying is the Islamic hoards were justified in their rape and slaughter of the Christians during the Crusades!
No, rape is NEVER justified, I would never say that.

Besides, what did that BS have to do with anything?
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