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04-05-2007, 01:06 AM
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Seriously, quit with trying to persuade me to religiousness. Not gonna happen, honestly. Go talk to some agnostics, before I get them with atheism, lolz.
Perhaps the simple minded aren't farmiliar with Darwinism. First off: At no stage did a monkey give birth to a human (rofl). You know the difference between micro-evolution and macro-evolution, right? Well, most scientists ignore the difference, because there's a gradual blur between the two. Each organism adapted to its surroundings (micro-evolution), but over time became a species completely different (macro-evolution). Understand? Us humans are still evolving, there are no final blue prints that we aim to achieve, we just keep adapting to our environment.
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Even your definition of Darwinism is wrong. Organisms don't adapt to their environment, random mutations cause them to fit in better. Humans are no longer evolving due to healthcare.
Once again, I loathe it when these so-called scientists come in and spew stuff that isn't even right by their standards.
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Re: "Christian Help Forum"? -
04-05-2007, 01:07 AM
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Perhaps the simple minded aren't farmiliar with Darwinism. First off: At no stage did a monkey give birth to a human (rofl).
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So logically; we humans couldn't exist if evilution is true?
As all of our ancestors were supposedly monkeys, one MUST have given birth to a human, if evilution was true.
Thanks for providing more proof that evilution is total hogwash.
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Re: "Christian Help Forum"? -
04-05-2007, 02:13 PM
NO the idea is that one monkey gave birth to monkey with a mutation and it made it better for it's environment. Thus that monkey give birth to monkeys with the same mutations. And they surived . Then it took years for the monkeys to evolue into what we call humans. Thats what Darwin thought in a simple way.
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04-05-2007, 02:17 PM
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NO the idea is that one monkey gave birth to monkey with a mutation and it made it better for it's environment. Thus that monkey give birth to monkeys with the same mutations. And they surived . Then it took years for the monkeys to evolue into what we call humans. Thats what Darwin thought in a simple way.
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Darwin was also a communist drug-addict who wanted to marry his cocker spaniel. On his deathbed he died shrieking for Jesus to forgive him because he could smell the sulfur already.
He's certainly a minor figure of history. Just another crackpot joo.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-05-2007, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Born-Again Atheist
So I deny the existence of every god every society has ever believed in. By your terms, yeah, I'm a blasphemer. But am I "vile"? No! Christians seem to associate "atheist" with "scum", "dirt", "vile"... I find this appalling. Those who teach AGAINST prejudism?
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If we don't teach against prejudism, that may be because it's not a word. And what would you call someone with no sense of morality, if not vile scum?
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I'm not Christ. "Jesus of Nazareth" claimed to be the son of god. I do believe there was a mere mortal who claimed this, but it evidently, was a hoax. Those miracles performed- never happened.
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Show me one reliable contemporary source denying that Jesus performed miracles.
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Seriously, quit with trying to persuade me to religiousness. Not gonna happen, honestly.
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Do you behave this way everywhere? Do you march into burger bars, start arguments, and then proclaim "Seriously, quit with asking me if I'd like a burger. Not gonna happen, honestly."
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NO the idea is that one monkey gave birth to monkey with a mutation and it made it better for it's environment. Thus that monkey give birth to monkeys with the same mutations. And they surived . Then it took years for the monkeys to evolue into what we call humans. Thats what Darwin thought in a simple way.
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So where did the monkeys come from in the first place? Humans? Other monkeys? Rocks? Soup? Friend, if your THEORY had any more holes in, people would mistake it for your head.
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Re: "Christian Help Forum"? -
04-05-2007, 03:15 PM
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NO the idea is that one monkey gave birth to monkey with a mutation and it made it better for it's environment. Thus that monkey give birth to monkeys with the same mutations. And they surived . Then it took years for the monkeys to evolue into what we call humans. Thats what Darwin thought in a simple way.
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So you think humans are monkeys then?
It would depend on where you draw the line between monkeys and humans, but if all our "ancestors" (if evilution were true) were monkeys:
One MUST have given birth to a human, it follows logically.
Or did a monkey transform into a human all of a sudden?
Atleast get your silly beliefs straight.
And all those monkeys evolved from what? That had evolved from what?
Evilution is a dead end, because it requires life to come from nothing! What a silly idea!
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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: "Christian Help Forum"? -
04-05-2007, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Born-Again Atheist
"Christian help"?! Ha, that's an ironic oxymormon.
You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?
The careful student of history will discover that Christianity has been of very little value in advancing civilization, but has done a great deal toward retarding it.
I need no help, and I certainly wouldn't accept it from a christian. You're the ones needing help. I pitty you, sincerely.
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Don't forget the talking firebush.
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04-06-2007, 12:37 AM
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Seriously, quit with trying to persuade me to religiousness. Not gonna happen, honestly. Go talk to some agnostics, before I get them with atheism, lolz.
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So I deny the existence of every god every society has ever believed in. By your terms, yeah, I'm a blasphemer. But am I "vile"? No! Christians seem to associate "atheist" with "scum", "dirt", "vile"... I find this appalling.
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Yes, we call you vile. I'd call any little girl who sticks out her tongue in her avatar like some common gutter whore, and uses foul language and insults to communicate with adults "vile".
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I'm not Christ. "Jesus of Nazareth" claimed to be the son of god. I do believe there was a mere mortal who claimed this, but it evidently, was a hoax. Those miracles performed- never happened.
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Prove it.
Tell me, if none of it happened, why were his apostles so keen on continuing to insist it did, as they were tortured to death? Some earned deaths even worse than Jesus' crucifixion because they wouldn't simply deny Him.
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Re: "Christian Help Forum"? -
04-06-2007, 01:58 PM
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Don't forget the talking firebush.
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Ah yes, that may have been the first time the Lord chose a Bush to spread His word, but it certainly wasn't the last.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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04-07-2007, 02:30 PM
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Ah yes, that may have been the first time the Lord chose a Bush to spread His word, but it certainly wasn't the last.
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What do you mean it wasn't the last?
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04-08-2007, 01:26 AM
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Yes, we call you vile. I'd call any little girl who sticks out her tongue in her avatar like some common gutter whore, and uses foul language and insults to communicate with adults "vile".
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I DID NOT set that as my avatar. Some truely vile person did that...
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04-08-2007, 02:03 AM
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Suh-weet! Support! Yay!
Christians are generally great people. Most of my friends are Christians. It broke my heart telling them I'd become an atheist, but after assuring them that I was still the same Shannon, and had been an atheist for two weeks before telling them, they came to respect my beliefs. I never debate with them, debates on religions never have a friendly end.
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Indeed. I know some Christians myself, and I know that if they read this forum, then they would flip. Some of the crap spewed here would in fact not be in any of the Bible's teachings at all. I'm an atheist too, and I don't find Christians to be the evil people like the rats on here.
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04-08-2007, 02:23 AM
Totally screwing up the definition of "homosapien"- sapien being Latin for "wise"...
At least we've got evolution to depend on- iron out these unintelligent psycological messes.
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Re: "Christian Help Forum"? -
04-08-2007, 02:38 AM
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Totally screwing up the definition of "homosapien"- sapien being Latin for "wise"...
At least we've got evolution to depend on- iron out these unintelligent psycological messes.
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Quite slow on the uptake aye. Homo sapiens sapiens, notice those spaces and the 's' on the end of 'sapiens'.
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04-08-2007, 03:19 AM
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Quite slow on the uptake aye. Homo sapiens sapiens, notice those spaces and the 's' on the end of 'sapiens'.
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Homo sapiens sapiens? You're into evolution, eh?
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04-08-2007, 12:26 PM
I'll leave the space out if I want.
Sweet. The human race is becoming more intelligent as each reject a religion and come to the logic in atheism.
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04-08-2007, 12:39 PM
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I'll leave the space out if I want.
Sweet. The human race is becoming more intelligent as each reject a religion and come to the logic in atheism.
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But the number of Atheists in the world is declining -- especially in the US.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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04-08-2007, 12:42 PM
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Sweet. The human race is becoming more intelligent as each reject a religion and come to the logic in atheism.
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The "logic" of atheism?
Care to tell me what sort of rock you believe life originated from, all by random chance?
You know, your silly belief that life could come from dead things?
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04-08-2007, 12:45 PM
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What do you mean it wasn't the last?
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Talk about thick as a doorpost! George W Bush is spreading the Word, is he not?
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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04-08-2007, 12:52 PM
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Indeed. I know some Christians myself, and I know that if they read this forum, then they would flip. Some of the crap spewed here would in fact not be in any of the Bible's teachings at all. I'm an atheist too, and I don't find Christians to be the evil people like the rats on here.
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But that is where you are quite wrong and your false Christian friends are in error. Please give us an example of anything we have said that is not in any of the Bible's teachings. We have Biblical justification for all of our doctrines.
Enumerate the points that you have in mind and we will demonstrate our Biblical justification for each one.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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