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Default Re: "Christian Help Forum"? - 04-05-2007, 01:06 AM

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Seriously, quit with trying to persuade me to religiousness. Not gonna happen, honestly. Go talk to some agnostics, before I get them with atheism, lolz.

Perhaps the simple minded aren't farmiliar with Darwinism. First off: At no stage did a monkey give birth to a human (rofl). You know the difference between micro-evolution and macro-evolution, right? Well, most scientists ignore the difference, because there's a gradual blur between the two. Each organism adapted to its surroundings (micro-evolution), but over time became a species completely different (macro-evolution). Understand? Us humans are still evolving, there are no final blue prints that we aim to achieve, we just keep adapting to our environment.

Ahaha, I can't be running from god! You know why!! I'm atheist!!
Even your definition of Darwinism is wrong. Organisms don't adapt to their environment, random mutations cause them to fit in better. Humans are no longer evolving due to healthcare.

Once again, I loathe it when these so-called scientists come in and spew stuff that isn't even right by their standards.
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Default Re: "Christian Help Forum"? - 04-05-2007, 01:07 AM

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Perhaps the simple minded aren't farmiliar with Darwinism. First off: At no stage did a monkey give birth to a human (rofl).
So logically; we humans couldn't exist if evilution is true?
As all of our ancestors were supposedly monkeys, one MUST have given birth to a human, if evilution was true.

Thanks for providing more proof that evilution is total hogwash.


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Default Re: "Christian Help Forum"? - 04-05-2007, 02:13 PM

NO the idea is that one monkey gave birth to monkey with a mutation and it made it better for it's environment. Thus that monkey give birth to monkeys with the same mutations. And they surived . Then it took years for the monkeys to evolue into what we call humans. Thats what Darwin thought in a simple way.


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Default Re: "Christian Help Forum"? - 04-05-2007, 02:17 PM

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NO the idea is that one monkey gave birth to monkey with a mutation and it made it better for it's environment. Thus that monkey give birth to monkeys with the same mutations. And they surived . Then it took years for the monkeys to evolue into what we call humans. Thats what Darwin thought in a simple way.
Darwin was also a communist drug-addict who wanted to marry his cocker spaniel. On his deathbed he died shrieking for Jesus to forgive him because he could smell the sulfur already.

He's certainly a minor figure of history. Just another crackpot joo.


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Default Re: "Christian Help Forum"? - 04-05-2007, 03:09 PM

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So I deny the existence of every god every society has ever believed in. By your terms, yeah, I'm a blasphemer. But am I "vile"? No! Christians seem to associate "atheist" with "scum", "dirt", "vile"... I find this appalling. Those who teach AGAINST prejudism?
If we don't teach against prejudism, that may be because it's not a word. And what would you call someone with no sense of morality, if not vile scum?
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Seriously, quit with trying to persuade me to religiousness. Not gonna happen, honestly.
Do you behave this way everywhere? Do you march into burger bars, start arguments, and then proclaim "Seriously, quit with asking me if I'd like a burger. Not gonna happen, honestly."

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NO the idea is that one monkey gave birth to monkey with a mutation and it made it better for it's environment. Thus that monkey give birth to monkeys with the same mutations. And they surived . Then it took years for the monkeys to evolue into what we call humans. Thats what Darwin thought in a simple way.
So where did the monkeys come from in the first place? Humans? Other monkeys? Rocks? Soup? Friend, if your THEORY had any more holes in, people would mistake it for your head.


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Default Re: "Christian Help Forum"? - 04-05-2007, 03:15 PM

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NO the idea is that one monkey gave birth to monkey with a mutation and it made it better for it's environment. Thus that monkey give birth to monkeys with the same mutations. And they surived . Then it took years for the monkeys to evolue into what we call humans. Thats what Darwin thought in a simple way.
So you think humans are monkeys then?
It would depend on where you draw the line between monkeys and humans, but if all our "ancestors" (if evilution were true) were monkeys:
One MUST have given birth to a human, it follows logically.
Or did a monkey transform into a human all of a sudden?

Atleast get your silly beliefs straight.

And all those monkeys evolved from what? That had evolved from what?
Evilution is a dead end, because it requires life to come from nothing! What a silly idea!


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Default Re: "Christian Help Forum"? - 04-05-2007, 06:17 PM

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"Christian help"?! Ha, that's an ironic oxymormon.

You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?

The careful student of history will discover that Christianity has been of very little value in advancing civilization, but has done a great deal toward retarding it.

I need no help, and I certainly wouldn't accept it from a christian. You're the ones needing help. I pitty you, sincerely.
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Default Re: "Christian Help Forum"? - 04-06-2007, 12:37 AM

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Seriously, quit with trying to persuade me to religiousness. Not gonna happen, honestly. Go talk to some agnostics, before I get them with atheism, lolz.
Why are you in a Baptist Church forum, little girl?
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So I deny the existence of every god every society has ever believed in. By your terms, yeah, I'm a blasphemer. But am I "vile"? No! Christians seem to associate "atheist" with "scum", "dirt", "vile"... I find this appalling.
Yes, we call you vile. I'd call any little girl who sticks out her tongue in her avatar like some common gutter whore, and uses foul language and insults to communicate with adults "vile".
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I'm not Christ. "Jesus of Nazareth" claimed to be the son of god. I do believe there was a mere mortal who claimed this, but it evidently, was a hoax. Those miracles performed- never happened.
Prove it.

Tell me, if none of it happened, why were his apostles so keen on continuing to insist it did, as they were tortured to death? Some earned deaths even worse than Jesus' crucifixion because they wouldn't simply deny Him.

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Default Re: "Christian Help Forum"? - 04-06-2007, 01:58 PM

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Ah yes, that may have been the first time the Lord chose a Bush to spread His word, but it certainly wasn't the last.


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Default Re: "Christian Help Forum"? - 04-07-2007, 02:30 PM

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Default Re: "Christian Help Forum"? - 04-08-2007, 01:26 AM

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Yes, we call you vile. I'd call any little girl who sticks out her tongue in her avatar like some common gutter whore, and uses foul language and insults to communicate with adults "vile".
I DID NOT set that as my avatar. Some truely vile person did that...
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Default Re: "Christian Help Forum"? - 04-08-2007, 02:03 AM

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Suh-weet! Support! Yay!

Christians are generally great people. Most of my friends are Christians. It broke my heart telling them I'd become an atheist, but after assuring them that I was still the same Shannon, and had been an atheist for two weeks before telling them, they came to respect my beliefs. I never debate with them, debates on religions never have a friendly end.
Indeed. I know some Christians myself, and I know that if they read this forum, then they would flip. Some of the crap spewed here would in fact not be in any of the Bible's teachings at all. I'm an atheist too, and I don't find Christians to be the evil people like the rats on here.
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Default Re: "Christian Help Forum"? - 04-08-2007, 02:23 AM

Totally screwing up the definition of "homosapien"- sapien being Latin for "wise"...

At least we've got evolution to depend on- iron out these unintelligent psycological messes.
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Totally screwing up the definition of "homosapien"- sapien being Latin for "wise"...

At least we've got evolution to depend on- iron out these unintelligent psycological messes.
Quite slow on the uptake aye. Homo sapiens sapiens, notice those spaces and the 's' on the end of 'sapiens'.
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Default Re: "Christian Help Forum"? - 04-08-2007, 03:19 AM

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Quite slow on the uptake aye. Homo sapiens sapiens, notice those spaces and the 's' on the end of 'sapiens'.
Homo sapiens sapiens? You're into evolution, eh?

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Default Re: "Christian Help Forum"? - 04-08-2007, 12:26 PM

I'll leave the space out if I want.

Sweet. The human race is becoming more intelligent as each reject a religion and come to the logic in atheism.
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I'll leave the space out if I want.

Sweet. The human race is becoming more intelligent as each reject a religion and come to the logic in atheism.
But the number of Atheists in the world is declining -- especially in the US.


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Default Re: "Christian Help Forum"? - 04-08-2007, 12:42 PM

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Sweet. The human race is becoming more intelligent as each reject a religion and come to the logic in atheism.
The "logic" of atheism?
Care to tell me what sort of rock you believe life originated from, all by random chance?
You know, your silly belief that life could come from dead things?


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: "Christian Help Forum"? - 04-08-2007, 12:45 PM

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What do you mean it wasn't the last?
Talk about thick as a doorpost! George W Bush is spreading the Word, is he not?


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Default Re: "Christian Help Forum"? - 04-08-2007, 12:52 PM

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Indeed. I know some Christians myself, and I know that if they read this forum, then they would flip. Some of the crap spewed here would in fact not be in any of the Bible's teachings at all. I'm an atheist too, and I don't find Christians to be the evil people like the rats on here.
But that is where you are quite wrong and your false Christian friends are in error. Please give us an example of anything we have said that is not in any of the Bible's teachings. We have Biblical justification for all of our doctrines.

Enumerate the points that you have in mind and we will demonstrate our Biblical justification for each one.


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