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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
06-26-2010, 09:30 PM
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Yes, and you don't praise Jesus by spreading lies and false facts!
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How can facts straight from God's KJV1611 Holy Bible be anything but 100% accurate?
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
06-26-2010, 09:53 PM
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How can facts straight from God's KJV1611 Holy Bible be anything but 100% accurate?
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Where in the Holy Bible does it say that:
1. The people from Belgium never wash themself?
2. They are also deaf, They also invented the megaphone?
3. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish?
In fact, they are catholics 79 %, other christians 2,5 % & muslims 6 % according to their embassy webpage...
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
06-26-2010, 10:00 PM
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Where in the Holy Bible does it say that:
1. The people from Belgium never wash themself?
2. They are also deaf, They also invented the megaphone?
3. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish?
In fact, they are catholics 79 %, other christians 2,5 % & muslims 6 % according to their embassy webpage...
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In my research I found out that Belgarium people never wash themself.
God never said that. But God does say that that is a sin.
God never said the Prime minister is gay! But God does say it is a sin that he is gay.
You take things from their webpage as a fact. Are you saying that everything written in my KJV1611 bible isn't true?
I am really shocked!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
06-26-2010, 10:01 PM
You are not really paying attention now are you?
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Where in the Holy Bible does it say that: 1. The people from Belgium never wash themself?
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Psalms 115:6.
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2. They are also deaf, They also invented the megaphone?
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Psalms 115:6.
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3. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish?
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Matthew 10:30.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
06-26-2010, 10:18 PM
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You are not really paying attention now are you?
Psalms 115:6.
Psalms 115:6.
Matthew 10:30.
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Most of these people aren't paying attention. I guess they weren't hit as a child. They have a lack of disciplined.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
06-27-2010, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by americanthrash
Where in the Holy Bible does it say that:
1. The people from Belgium never wash themself?
2. They are also deaf, They also invented the megaphone?
3. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish?
In fact, 79 %, other christians 2,5 % & muslims 6 % according to their embassy webpage...
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Yet you have gay marriage, explain that! Oh wait, cathoholics.....now I see. You prefer to have sex with little children don't you? Now I know that Belgium people are pedophiles. Do you have a pedophile party like in the Netherlands?
Or are you more "advanced" (read lieberal Godhating society) and have pedophillia accepted in society and the Belgium law? I suppose your country is filled with childporn?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
08-09-2010, 11:19 PM
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7. The people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest of Europe. They all believe that Mars is bigger then the earth and that the earth is not flat. And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. (Genesis 1:20)
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Okay, i'm from Belgium. And when you say that the people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest people of Europe, I ask myself this question: how dumb are you people?
Because, that is not even the Belgian flag, but it's the flag of germany, very clever smartass!
you also pointed Switzerland as Belgium on the map, so again:
very clever smartass!
another thing, yves letterme is not gay, and so what if he was? in what time do you guys live? 1700?, so again again:
very clever smartass
I can go on and on like this, but I waste my time in here, because I think the real dump people, wrote this article and they are so stupid that they probably wouldn't beleave me..
I need to go now
and I'm sorry if I made some mistakes about the spelling, but before you say something about it, I ask you to send me a mail in Dutch.
Slaap wel schape!
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08-09-2010, 11:27 PM
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Look again at both flags
If you rotate the German Flag 90 degrees, you WILL receive the Flag of Belgium. If you can't see this, give me a sign and I will rotate the flag for you. Maybe you could first try to rotate you head or your screen. I like to rotate things in my keester.
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It is not the same flag, even if you DO rotate them, the coulours aren't in the same sequence
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
08-09-2010, 11:42 PM
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Hey. Welcome to God's favourite forum, have you introduced yourself yet?
I checked my grandfathers map (from 1342) that has been passed through generations of wise men, it is Belgium.
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No it isn't, i live in Belgium, i'm 17 years old and even I, am smarter than you and those old wise men, isn't that strange?
this is your map, with Belgium on it
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
08-19-2010, 11:05 AM
i can tell you that Belgium is more God Friendly then you imagine,
was it not that Godfried de Bouillon raided Jerusalem when the muslim's occupied the holy land?
yes, we do accept gay marriage, but they can never mary for God, vieweth it more as a mutual contract.
The future prime minister will be gay, but then again he speaks french, that's the main reason i think... Is it not that only Frech speaking person's are commonly gay? I thinketh i read it in the holy scriptures.
The flag is in fact wrong - JFGIT - and the map also... I think you have gotten it from a bible altered by Satan who deliberately made the publisher insert errors in it.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
08-19-2010, 11:15 AM
I am a Belgiarian.
This shames me to an extreme amount. I spend all my time in prayer, but I am afraid the evil Belgian High Priests - who are Catholic Paedophiles - are intercepting my prayers.
Also, in Belgium it is very customary for middle aged women to be witches, which they advertize by displaying broomsticks, cartwheels, mock fruit or pumpkins, and last but not least, little dolls of witches flying on a broomstick.
I am not sure whether I can be saved. I hope the small ray of light this forum means to me, will stick to my soul and at least gives me a reminder of the Good Lord when I am burning in Hell for being surrounded by satan worshippers and worse.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
08-19-2010, 11:21 AM
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i can tell you that Belgium is more God Friendly then you imagine,
was it not that Godfried de Bouillon raided Jerusalem when the muslim's occupied the holy land?
yes, we do accept gay marriage, but they can never mary for God, vieweth it more as a mutual contract.
The future prime minister will be gay, but then again he speaks french, that's the main reason i think... Is it not that only Frech speaking person's are commonly gay? I thinketh i read it in the holy scriptures.
The flag is in fact wrong - JFGIT - and the map also... I think you have gotten it from a bible altered by Satan who deliberately made the publisher insert errors in it.
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You are only saying these things because you support gay people and want to spread your homerism.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
08-19-2010, 11:23 AM
lame...
If you're a true christian your prayers won't be stopped by catholic peadophiles priests...
for is it not that
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
08-19-2010, 11:25 AM
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lame...
If you're a true christian your prayers won't be stopped by catholic peadophiles priests...
for is it not that
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What are you trying to say?
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
08-19-2010, 11:28 AM
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You are only saying these things because you support gay people and want to spread your homerism.
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Sister Lisa,
if you should have read the introduction you'll know i AM the Son-maker.
After reading angry old man 's guide on how to make children i specialised in doing it.
I can proudly say i'm truly blessed of having 3 sons after only 2 times of intercourse.
Leviticus 15:32 says it all. My prayers are with you sister Lisa for forgetting this holy guide from our beloved angry old man.
Is it not that he wrote
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
08-19-2010, 11:34 AM
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What are you trying to say?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
08-19-2010, 11:35 AM
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Sister Lisa,
if you should have read the introduction you'll know i AM the Son-maker.
After reading angry old man 's guide on how to make children i specialised in doing it.
I can proudly say i'm truly blessed of having 3 sons after only 2 times of intercourse.
Leviticus 15:32 says it all. My prayers are with you sister Lisa for forgetting this holy guide from our beloved angry old man.
Is it not that he wrote .
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So why are you questioning a True Christian lady. Your writing is very confusing.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
08-19-2010, 11:37 AM
I am ashamed to submit that he may be a Belginarian too, and his waif is most likely a witch.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
08-19-2010, 11:45 AM
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So why are you questioning a True Christian lady. Your writing is very confusing.
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i was merely countering
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You are only saying these things because you support gay people and want to spread your homerism.
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i'm not here to confuse true christian ladies... my prayers are with you for making such a remark to a man. Genesis 3:16
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! -
08-19-2010, 11:49 AM
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i was merely countering .
i'm not here to confuse true christian ladies... my prayers are with you for making such a remark to a man. Genesis 3:16
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You first post is supporting homerism, which makes you homer. Why are you questioning a True Christian woman, you are just unsaved trash.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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