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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-05-2014, 07:47 PM
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Or you?
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Laugh all you want, heathen. I may be just a lowly help meet (Genesis 2:18), but I shall have the last laugh when I, sitting up in Heaven, look down at you, deep frying in Hell. I doubt that I will be able to rest on Jesus' bosom, as He prefers His beloved male disciples to lean on His Holy bosom (John 13:23), but I will be eternally happy anyway!
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A more interesting thing would be to hear nDrew's explanation for why God tells him one thing (that he is an ex-mastubator and a True Christian™) but tells someone else (Zeke) something completely different.
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The answer is easy, heathen: Pastor Zeke speaks with God, and Andy speaks with the Devil.
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09-06-2014, 11:12 AM
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Dear Andy (may I call you Andy? Or should I say András instead?). (...) He definitely does not speak to such an insignificant human being like you.
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Yes, you may call me Andy.
Am I insignificant?
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-06-2014, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by nDrew777
Yes, you may call me Andy.
Am I insignificant?
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Any real Christian would know the answer to that
But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away. - Isaiah 64:6
So likewise ye, when ye shall have done all those things which are commanded you, say, We are unprofitable servants: we have done that which was our duty to do. - Luke 17:10
As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. - Proverbs 26:11
Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. - Malachi 2:3
Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. Proverbs 3:5
We are as nothing unto The Lord.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-06-2014, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by nDrew777
Yes, you may call me Andy.
Am I insignificant?
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Listening to your endless blabber I can only assume you are masturbating right now. Let me ask you a question, do you find this sexy?
My bet is you do since you keep blabbering without talking about Jesus!!
Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-07-2014, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Thomas Helwys
Listening to your endless blabber I can only assume you are masturbating right now. Let me ask you a question, do you find this sexy?
My bet is you do since you keep blabbering without talking about Jesus!!
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I had an erection, while I was seeing this picture, but I didn't masturbate.
I resisted, I am free.
So, please !!!
Give me ex-masturbator title !!
And I need "True Christian" title as well.
Because I want to talk with Felicity (I love her), and she said she talk only with True Christian.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
10-21-2014, 01:10 AM
I have a confession to make: I was a masturbator, but I have since overcame this...
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. -Genesis 1:3
But Jesus immediately said to them: “Take courage! It is I. Don’t be afraid.” -Matthew 14:27
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10-21-2014, 04:36 AM
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I have a confession to make: I was a masturbator, but I have since overcame this...
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Tease.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
11-22-2014, 09:13 PM
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Excellent sermon Pastor, excellent!
Personally, I used the pocket calender approach. After you realise that you have missed all your appointments in the last 3 years, you stop and think about what you are doing.
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Here is another thing you must do about it. If you feel yourself becoming aroused due to thoughts/pipe dreams of that beautiful lady you saw today, turn yourself off by thinking of her only as one of Satan's demons in human clothing, and only thinking of what is inside her; a raging evil and extremely ugly and scary demon that wants to rip you to shreds!
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11-25-2014, 04:04 AM
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Generally I just need to see this picture, and all masturbation thoughts disappear:
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Hilarious!
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
07-17-2015, 03:03 PM
Shout GLORY!!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
07-18-2015, 03:27 PM
When I was younger, my father caught me masturbating several times and he would punish me by dumping cold water over me and then beating me while reminding me that I would go to Hell for committing Onanism. That failed to work, so he would put Icy Hot on my hands when I went to bed. That, along with a combination of prayer, repeatedly reading Genesis 38:9-10, having cameras installed in my room, and having my father sit in the bathroom while I showered eventually cured me of my self-abusing ways. I haven't reached for that part of my body in years. Praise God!
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
07-18-2015, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Samuel Hubbard
When I was younger, my father caught me masturbating several times and he would punish me by dumping cold water over me and then beating me while reminding me that I would go to Hell for committing Onanism. That failed to work, so he would put Icy Hot on my hands when I went to bed. That, along with a combination of prayer, repeatedly reading Genesis 38:9-10, having cameras installed in my room, and having my father sit in the bathroom while I showered eventually cured me of my self-abusing ways. I haven't reached for that part of my body in years. Praise God!
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This.
I wish every Christian was as dedicated to their child's morality as your father.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
07-18-2015, 07:30 PM
Probably for good reason most of the focus seems to be on male masturbations. However since my wife has ran off last year I have dedicated myself with raising six Righteous daughters by myself. This includes reviewing key points with my them regarding female masturbation:
1: Masturbation is an unnatural and horrible way to learn about the body. The fact is unlike picking your nose masturbation defiles the temple that God created.
Corinthians 6:19 "What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?"
2: Masturbation will 'master' you. The story of Eve's seduction by the serpent clearly shows women are the weaker sex. Without proper guidance women will inevitably masturbate and subseqeuntly lust all the time.
Galatians 5:16 "This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh."
3: Sex is meant for procreation between a husband and wife. Masturbation distracts women from breeding and this is directly in opposition of God's plan.
Genesis 1:28 "And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
4: Post masturbation guilt wrecks havoc on a woman's mind. If a woman with any moral fiber has a 'wet' dream then she knows what I'm talking about. The guilt carries numerous psychological issues for her which will also affect her current or future husband. Unless a woman confesses she will not know how to handle the embarrassing baggage without God's forgiveness and guidance. I would like to add that as True Christian™ men we should be compelled to listen to any female masturbators that need help.
1 John 1:9 "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness."
I realize that this shouldn't even be a potential issue to properly homeschooled single women. But does really anyone want to take that chance that your future or current wife secretly masturbated without your prior knowledge?
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
07-18-2015, 07:34 PM
I would like to add all the Osborne girls sleep safely at night with these tightly fastened.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
07-22-2015, 03:57 AM
I will do my best.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
07-22-2015, 04:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Freddy Osborne
4: Post masturbation guilt wrecks havoc on a woman's mind. If a woman with any moral fiber has a 'wet' dream then she knows what I'm talking about. The guilt carries numerous psychological issues for her which will also affect her current or future husband. Unless a woman confesses she will not know how to handle the embarrassing baggage without God's forgiveness and guidance. I would like to add that as True Christian™ men we should be compelled to listen to any female masturbators that need help.
1 John 1:9 "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness."
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Brother, this is such an important point, and oft overlook. I read where something like 95% of female masturbaters have attempted suicide, cutting, or listening to My Chemical Romance to try and stop the PTSD and horror of living the nightmare over and over again.
So sad.
And so avoidable.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
07-22-2015, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Brother, this is such an important point, and oft overlook. I read where something like 95% of female masturbaters have attempted suicide, cutting, or listening to My Chemical Romance to try and stop the PTSD and horror of living the nightmare over and over again.
So sad.
And so avoidable.
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Good point. I would put money on it that almost everybody who kills himself or herself was a masturbator. I bet most criminals are masturbators, too. And 100% of atheists.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
07-22-2015, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
I read where something like 95% of female masturbaters have attempted suicide, cutting, or listening to My Chemical Romance to try and stop the PTSD and horror of living the nightmare over and over again.
So sad.
And so avoidable.
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So true, Sister. And, as we know from their confessions on these very forums, many of them have attempted and continue to attempt all three.
Also asexuals, who are only against doing sex to other people, not against doing it to themselves. I have no idea what causes this: poor parenting? Or are they just too uncomely to find a husband or wife?
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
07-22-2015, 09:25 PM
Since the topic of this thread is sexual perversity, I think it should be moved to the women's forum, where this sort of wise counsel is so desperately and constantly required.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-22-2015, 04:35 PM
I would like help with this i caught my wife masturbating in bed the other day this has been the tenth time this week i have caught her and the tenth time i have had to administer punishment. I work 12 hour shifts so i haven't the time to keep doing this!
She follows all my commands and Gods but this one horrible thing! Perhaps i need to hit her harder or longer?
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