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Re: Greetings, Landrover Church. -
07-19-2015, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
You're confused because you think in linear time, dear. God lives outside time, and so is not constrained to such limitations. To you, "backwards thinking" means holding onto ideas that have long since been abandoned by society in general, replaced with increasingly updated ideas born from new information and inspired by novel ideas shared through trade and exploration. To God, "backwards thinking" is the same as "forwards thinking" or even "stagnant thinking!" You don't think God was unaware of any of these ideas society would have eventually developed, do you? If He wanted to include ideas we consider modern, ideas such as rights guaranteed to civilians equally across the board, or protection of children as they are most vulnerable to physical and emotional abuse, He would have dictated them into the Holy Bible. Goodness, it's almost like you think His thoughts were limited to ideas formed only against the backdrop of a bronze age social code of conduct! But that would mean He wouldn't know what we know today, and that would mean He's not really God, but a figment of the imagination of a culture that lived in the Near Middle East many centuries ago. And if that's true, then how could the Scriptures be inspired by a divine, omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent being (2 Timothy 3:16)? It can't have been, and so your point is moot.
Why indeed? Surely you saw at the top of your screen, Landover Baptist Church is where the Worthwhile Worship! Unsaved [that's you, dear] are unwelcome. Why would anyone roll out the red carpet for someone they don't respect and couldn't care less about anyway? That's just silly!
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God lives outside of time? So.... the fruit was a ploy from god to kick us from the Garden of Eden, last I checked parents try to defend their children from bad choices, and shepherds protect sheep from wolves.... I'm seeing a huge discrepancy here.
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Re: Greetings, Landrover Church. -
07-19-2015, 05:01 PM
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... I'm seeing a huge discrepancy here.
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Read the Bible (the whole thing), and your confusion will disappear.
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My testimony -
07-19-2015, 07:13 PM
Hi, My name's Corrie (Yelland). I'm 55 years old. In May of 2010, I had a heart attack and subsequently had a double bypass. As a result of the heart surgery, for 4 plus years, I have been plagued with chronic debilitating pain from a maligned sternum and post sternotomy neuralgia/syndrome. I was ingesting copious amounts of various pain killers 24/7. They barely touched the pain. I spent my days in agony, waiting for evening so I could try to sleep. I took sleeping pills nightly in a futile attempt to escape the hell I was going through and failed miserably. Within 2 hours of taking the pills, I would awake in agony.
Fast forward to July of 2013. Already coping with 2 spots of skin cancer on my collar bone, I was stunned when I was diagnosed with (***Anal reference removed***) Canal Cancer. (This is the same cancer that took (***a whore's life***.) Following 2 surgeries, the doctor told me they did not get all the cancer and I would have to endure a regime of radiation treatments. I started researching on how to get solution to my problem, one faithful day i can across an article about (***personal details removed***) (***hard drug reference removed***)(Special Remedy For Cancer) i ordered for the product and within two months of using the product the whole cancer was cleared off my system, right now i have been declared cancer free by my doctor.
For those suffering from every form of cancer, kindly contact (***personal details removed***) via email(***personal email deleted for the good of the congregation***) for your cancer cure.
Regards
Corrie (Yelland)
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Re: My testimony -
07-19-2015, 07:20 PM
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Hi, My name's Corrie (Yelland). I'm 55 years old. In May of 2010, I had a heart attack and subsequently had a double bypass. As a result of the heart surgery, for 4 plus years, I have been plagued with chronic debilitating pain from a maligned sternum and post sternotomy neuralgia/syndrome. I was ingesting copious amounts of various pain killers 24/7. They barely touched the pain. I spent my days in agony, waiting for evening so I could try to sleep. I took sleeping pills nightly in a futile attempt to escape the hell I was going through and failed miserably. Within 2 hours of taking the pills, I would awake in agony.
Fast forward to July of 2013. Already coping with 2 spots of skin cancer on my collar bone, I was stunned when I was diagnosed with (***Anal reference removed***) Canal Cancer. (This is the same cancer that took (***a whore's life***.) Following 2 surgeries, the doctor told me they did not get all the cancer and I would have to endure a regime of radiation treatments. I started researching on how to get solution to my problem, one faithful day i can across an article about (***personal details removed***) (***hard drug reference removed***)(Special Remedy For Cancer) i ordered for the product and within two months of using the product the whole cancer was cleared off my system, right now i have been declared cancer free by my doctor.
For those suffering from every form of cancer, kindly contact (***personal details removed***) via email(***personal email deleted for the good of the congregation***) for your cancer cure.
Regards
Corrie (Yelland)
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Please start your own thread in the Introduction Forum instead of using someone else's thread. Also, why would you try to use marijuana oil to cure cancer? Only God can cure sickness, but only if you pray to Him and ask forgiveness for whatever sins caused him to give you cancer.
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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Re: My testimony -
07-19-2015, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by corrieyelland
Hi, My name's Corrie (Yelland). I'm 55 years old. In May of 2010, I had a heart attack and subsequently had a double bypass. As a result of the heart surgery, for 4 plus years, I have been plagued with chronic debilitating pain from a maligned sternum and post sternotomy neuralgia/syndrome. I was ingesting copious amounts of various pain killers 24/7. They barely touched the pain. I spent my days in agony, waiting for evening so I could try to sleep. I took sleeping pills nightly in a futile attempt to escape the hell I was going through and failed miserably. Within 2 hours of taking the pills, I would awake in agony.
Fast forward to July of 2013. Already coping with 2 spots of skin cancer on my collar bone, I was stunned when I was diagnosed with (***Anal reference removed***) Canal Cancer. (This is the same cancer that took (***a whore's life***.) Following 2 surgeries, the doctor told me they did not get all the cancer and I would have to endure a regime of radiation treatments. I started researching on how to get solution to my problem, one faithful day i can across an article about (***personal details removed***) (***hard drug reference removed***)(Special Remedy For Cancer) i ordered for the product and within two months of using the product the whole cancer was cleared off my system, right now i have been declared cancer free by my doctor.
For those suffering from every form of cancer, kindly contact (***personal details removed***) via email(***personal email deleted for the good of the congregation***) for your cancer cure.
Regards
Corrie (Yelland)
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Please do not peddle your drugs here. This is a forum for praising Jesus: not selling hard drugs to people.
And besides: prayer is the way to cure the cancer: why do you hate Jesus?
James 5:15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: My testimony -
07-19-2015, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by corrieyelland
Hi, My name's Corrie (Yelland). I'm 55 years old. In May of 2010, I had a heart attack and subsequently had a double bypass. As a result of the heart surgery, for 4 plus years, I have been plagued with chronic debilitating pain from a maligned sternum .... blah blah blah
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Madam, if indeed you are a woman, which I doubt, it is not only your sternum that is malign. How dare you come to this website attempting to peddle your evil snake-oil?
In ordinary circumstances I would offer to pray for you. But you have the stink of Satan about you, and I am reminded of Jeremiah, Chapter 11. More specifically, Jeremiah 11:14
Therefore pray not thou for this people, neither lift up a cry or prayer for them: for I will not hear them in the time that they cry unto me for their trouble.
With all good wishes,
Joanna
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Re: My testimony -
07-19-2015, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by corrieyelland
Hi, My name's Corrie (Yelland). I'm 55 years old. In May of 2010, I had a heart attack and subsequently had a double bypass. As a result of the heart surgery, for 4 plus years, I have been plagued with chronic debilitating pain from a maligned sternum and post sternotomy neuralgia/syndrome. I was ingesting copious amounts of various pain killers 24/7. They barely touched the pain. I spent my days in agony, waiting for evening so I could try to sleep. I took sleeping pills nightly in a futile attempt to escape the hell I was going through and failed miserably. Within 2 hours of taking the pills, I would awake in agony.
Fast forward to July of 2013. Already coping with 2 spots of skin cancer on my collar bone, I was stunned when I was diagnosed with (***Anal reference removed***) Canal Cancer. (This is the same cancer that took (***a whore's life***.) Following 2 surgeries, the doctor told me they did not get all the cancer and I would have to endure a regime of radiation treatments. I started researching on how to get solution to my problem, one faithful day i can across an article about (***personal details removed***) (***hard drug reference removed***)(Special Remedy For Cancer) i ordered for the product and within two months of using the product the whole cancer was cleared off my system, right now i have been declared cancer free by my doctor.
For those suffering from every form of cancer, kindly contact (***personal details removed***) via email(***personal email deleted for the good of the congregation***) for your cancer cure.
Regards
Corrie (Yelland)
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Corrie, dear, this is not even an introduction, and we are not interested in your marketing attempt. Also, do not spam another person's post, even if they are unsaved. Did your mother beat any manners into you?
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Greetings, Landrover Church. -
07-21-2015, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Eucharista McBride
It was a joke Kris. The link directed you to my favourite Landrover dealership in rainy London.
Proverbs 28:13
Whoever conceals his transgressions will not prosper, but he who confesses and forsakes them will obtain mercy.
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Ah. Well, the link seems to have been removed. Either way, I don't live in the United Kingdom (although I've always wanted to visit London).
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Re: My testimony -
07-21-2015, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by corrieyelland
Hi, My name's Corrie (Yelland). I'm 55 years old. In May of 2010, I had a heart attack and subsequently had a double bypass. As a result of the heart surgery, for 4 plus years, I have been plagued with chronic debilitating pain from a maligned sternum and post sternotomy neuralgia/syndrome. I was ingesting copious amounts of various pain killers 24/7. They barely touched the pain. I spent my days in agony, waiting for evening so I could try to sleep. I took sleeping pills nightly in a futile attempt to escape the hell I was going through and failed miserably. Within 2 hours of taking the pills, I would awake in agony.
Fast forward to July of 2013. Already coping with 2 spots of skin cancer on my collar bone, I was stunned when I was diagnosed with (***Anal reference removed***) Canal Cancer. (This is the same cancer that took (***a whore's life***.) Following 2 surgeries, the doctor told me they did not get all the cancer and I would have to endure a regime of radiation treatments. I started researching on how to get solution to my problem, one faithful day i can across an article about (***personal details removed***) (***hard drug reference removed***)(Special Remedy For Cancer) i ordered for the product and within two months of using the product the whole cancer was cleared off my system, right now i have been declared cancer free by my doctor.
For those suffering from every form of cancer, kindly contact (***personal details removed***) via email(***personal email deleted for the good of the congregation***) for your cancer cure.
Regards
Corrie (Yelland)
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Your post seems to have been edited, but good for you! (Not entirely sure what that has to do with me, but still... bravo!)
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Re: Greetings, Landrover Church. -
07-21-2015, 10:02 PM
What church do you go to and what is your favorite Bible verse and how did you come to find Jesus?
Why do these slatternly wilfully verbose women think we care about anything else about them? What are their husbands doing about it?
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