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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-10-2007, 01:45 AM
okay point of thread is for me get date with ladies. Maybe this is help put things back on track
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09-10-2007, 03:24 AM
Hey Hitoshi, my single cousin Clara is very interested in you! She wanted me to show you her pic, she dressed up just for you!
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09-10-2007, 06:03 AM
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okay point of thread is for me get date with ladies. Maybe this is help put things back on track
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That's ridiculous! No chink in the world has a body like that!
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09-10-2007, 10:50 AM
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My boyfriend is more than enough. *sighs*
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Say what you like about Shitoshi, but at least he's straight.
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I have nothing against people of African descent. My mother is one. I don't hate men either. I like cock, thank you very much.
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So does your homer boyfriend. It's got to the point where a decent Godfearing Republican man can barely even go to the toilet anymore for fear of that sodomite viciously attacking their tallywhacker with his mouth or rear end. It's not often I can say this, but even that backwards nip Hitoshi'd be a step up.
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09-10-2007, 04:47 PM
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-10-2007, 05:54 PM
HEY HOP SING!
I for one am happy that you have returned to prostrate yourself before our western glory.
And I've got some rock at my temple that need cleaning and re-arranging. You are just the gook to get to it!
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-10-2007, 06:28 PM
Now you've had it, you - you - you Yellow Peril!
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-10-2007, 09:17 PM
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okay point of thread is for me get date with ladies. Maybe this is help put things back on track
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Baaaa haaaa haaa haaaaa! Everyone knows that gooks have no body hair! Good job Shitoshi! I bet that is the Hoffmiester you pasted your chinky little face over.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-10-2007, 09:55 PM
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Everyone knows that gooks have no body hair!
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The photo is clearly fake, but I wouldn't be surprised if the horrid Jap really does have gobs of body hair. An ungodly and unfathomable amount of the "M" activity has probably made the hair on his palms spread far and wide, like Van Helsing's legs.
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09-10-2007, 10:27 PM
You idiots think that was a real picture of him?
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-10-2007, 10:49 PM
Of course we know his pictures are photoshopped. If you could be bothered to read and think before posting, you would see several times where we say as much.
Of course, no one expects even a male atheist to read, comprehend, or think, so we understand that there is little hope at all for a silly woman like you.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-10-2007, 11:49 PM
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You idiots think that was a real picture of him?
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okay who care if photoshop picture. believe I am have buff body and face in picture is hundred per cent real baby. I am have chisel feature and bronze skin and full red lip. I am very much hansome sexy. many american girl are call me Brad Pittoshi.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-11-2007, 12:15 AM
Dora Denkins might even call you "Denzel"
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-11-2007, 01:07 AM
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Of course we know his pictures are photoshopped. If you could be bothered to read and think before posting, you would see several times where we say as much.
Of course, no one expects even a male atheist to read, comprehend, or think, so we understand that there is little hope at all for a silly woman like you.
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Maybe if you guys didn't act like such tards on an image, I wouldn't have to point out your idiocy.
A silly woman? how old are you, 50? You would think that after 50 years of leading a pointless life, you would atleast be able to come up with a good come back. When did I say once that I was athiest? You guys like to put words in peoples mouths. By the way, its called Agnostic. Just because I believe religions are stupid, that doesn't classify me as an athiest.
Its funny how more woman are smarter than men, yet you still insist that you are superiour than most, even though you will never live a full and happy life. I can think of many women who will.
You are no Pastor. You are merely a fool.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-11-2007, 02:35 AM
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Maybe if you guys didn't act like such tards on an image, I wouldn't have to point out your idiocy.
A silly woman? how old are you, 50? You would think that after 50 years of leading a pointless life, you would atleast be able to come up with a good come back. When did I say once that I was athiest? You guys like to put words in peoples mouths. By the way, its called Agnostic. Just because I believe religions are stupid, that doesn't classify me as an athiest.
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We call you an atheist because only an atheist would be so narrow minded and filled with hatred. It is my personal experience that atheists are a bunch of disgusting perverts who mock religious people all day.
All I am saying is the shoe fits so far with you friend.
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Its funny how more woman are smarter than men, yet you still insist that you are superiour than most, even though you will never live a full and happy life. I can think of many women who will.
You are no Pastor. You are merely a fool.
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I hope we haven't caught you at that time of the month friend.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-11-2007, 02:40 AM
freespeech: A silly woman?
Yes, silly woman. King Solomon, the wisest man who ever lived, described women as foolish and simple, knowing nothing.
freespeech: how old are you, 50? You would think that after 50 years of leading a pointless life, you would atleast be able to come up with a good come back.
I'll be 60 this May, thank you. I agree that the first 28 years of my life were pointless. That was before I got Saved, when I lived a life of sin. Now the LORD fills me with Purpose, amen. GLORY!
freespeech: When did I say once that I was athiest? You guys like to put words in peoples mouths. By the way, its called Agnostic. Just because I believe religions are stupid, that doesn't classify me as an athiest.
So you are a lukewarm atheist, then. Atheist, Agnostic, Wiccan, Hindu, Muslim, Catholic, whatever -- you all worship the same Satan.
freespeech: Its funny how more woman are smarter than men, yet you still insist that you are superiour than most,
I challenge you to prove that women are smarter than men, using scripture.
I insist that men are superior to women because that's what God says. Do you claim that the One who created men and women doesn't know what He's talking about?
freespeech: even though you will never live a full and happy life.
It's true that I am spending my life doing little more than praising Jesus, telling folks about Jesus, and doing the LORD's will. When I die and get to Heaven, however, I will have a blissful eternity doing exactly those same things, every day, forever. PRAISE GOD!
freespeech: You are no Pastor.
My congregation would disagree with you.
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09-11-2007, 02:43 AM
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Say what you like about Shitoshi, but at least he's straight.
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*cough* Right...
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So does your homer boyfriend. It's got to the point where a decent Godfearing Republican man can barely even go to the toilet anymore for fear of that sodomite viciously attacking their tallywhacker with his mouth or rear end. It's not often I can say this, but even that backwards nip Hitoshi'd be a step up.
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My boyfriend does not like cock. Maybe you do, but he doesn't.
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HEY HOP SING!
I for one am happy that you have returned to prostrate yourself before our western glory.
And I've got some rock at my temple that need cleaning and re-arranging. You are just the gook to get to it!
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Ah, get Hitoshi to do it. I have AP Ecomonics homework to do.
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Now you've had it, you - you - you Yellow Peril!
Star Finder is here and everyone knows he is a Babe Magnet!!!
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*cough* You think that. Have fun with he/she/it.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-12-2007, 06:08 PM
ready and waiting ladies...no need for be shy
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-12-2007, 07:11 PM
ROFLMAOWJ!!!!
Probably more like this, you mean.
Hint: You are the one with the ball
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-12-2007, 08:19 PM
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My boyfriend does not like cock. Maybe you do, but he doesn't.
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Well if he's dating an Asiatic, then he's found the right race....
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Ah, get Hitoshi to do it. I have AP Ecomonics homework to do.
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They let gooks do "Ecomonics" now? Can I get that in five or ten minute? With por' fwied wice? Just don't serve it with Rand O Rakes Cheese.
How did you cheat your way into AP classes? Oh, i forgot, slants get into advanced classes easier than a black gets into debt.
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