[Pastor Ezekiel]

The Godly mayor of Fort Lauderdale, Florida has an excellent idea: boost the economy by ordering some robot toilets, and then all the queers playing hide the pickle will stop committing abominations in public toilets. THIS is an idea whose time has come!!

Fort Lauderdale mayor says $250K robotic toilet
may put stop to 'illegal sex'

FORT LAUDERDALE -- Mayor Jim Naugle has never been shy about voicing his beliefs. He's called some environmentalists "wackos" and said people complaining about high home prices were lazy, beer drinking "schlocks."

Now the mayor has shifted his attention to a robotic toilet, saying the invention could have a special edge over a traditional restroom in preventing the "homosexual activity" that he said plagues other public restrooms.

The robo-john the city might buy for $250,000 or more allows occupants to stay inside for only a short time before the door opens. Probably not enough time for "illegal sex," Naugle figures.

"We're trying to provide a family environment where people can take their children who need to use the bathroom," he said, "without having to worry about a couple of men in there engaged in a sex act."

Though police say sex in restrooms is no longer a hot crime, the mayor thinks it is. He talked about the illicit sex recently in public meetings, in an interview and in e-mails to residents.

Naugle, not a stranger to public controversy, particularly on the issue of gays, said public restrooms are pickup places for "homosexuals. ... They're engaging in sex, anonymous sex, illegal sex."

"The homosexual newspaper said it's the 'gay parking lot.' That's not me saying that," Naugle said in the interview, "that's what they said. I don't use the word 'gay.' I use the word 'homosexual.' Most of them aren't gay. They're unhappy."

Naugle has been outspoken as a Christian and a social and political conservative.

When the Christian outreach event Beachfest came to town in 2003, he said anyone who had a problem with the city's official embrace of the religious festival "can move to Iraq."

He angered middle class residents last year when he said housing prices would be affordable if people worked more hours instead of sitting on the couch drinking beer. Earlier this year, he refused to sign a mayor's pact to reduce greenhouse gases. Naugle said global warming is not caused by humans and that the pact contained "hate-America stuff that the environmental wackos want in."

His latest comments about gays thus didn't come as much of a surprise to some.

Dean Trantalis, the openly gay lawyer who sat on the Commission with Naugle for three years, laughed when told of the comments. Trantalis said he's proud the beach welcomes gay families and continues to attract gay visitors.

The beach needs more toilets, he said, and the decision shouldn't be made on whether people will use them for sex. And they still might, he said, even in the short time-frame.

"I'm not an expert on public toilet sex," said Trantalis, "but there are those who would say one minute would be enough. Or 30 seconds."

Police officials said male sex in restrooms is actually not a problem.

"There's no evidence, no reports or arrests made for any men having sex in any restrooms," said Sgt. Frank Sousa.

That police sergeant should be fired today. What kind of "evidence" does he want? The mayor says its happening, the queers admit it, so why the back-talk?

Maybe "Frank" has something he's like to tell us?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Mainstream Media

Though police say sex in restrooms is no longer a hot crime, the mayor thinks it is.

Am I the only one who's slightly confused by the use of the word "hot" in that sentence?

[Deaner]

The robo-john the city might buy for $250,000 or more...

Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars seems a little steep to keep a bunch of homers in line. A couple of guys with baseball bats will cost a lot less than that. Hell, I know guys that will do it for fun.

I think the mayor is on the right track but that money could be better spent sending mudslums to hell.

[Sister of Sacred Suffering]

Boy them homers are sure obsessed with feces. not only do they want to cover themselves in it they want to do it in the toilette. Satan would be proud.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

"The homosexual newspaper said it's the 'gay parking lot.' That's not me saying that," Naugle said in the interview,

Well, if the New York Times says it....

But seriously, this is a good idea, and at only 250,000 dollars per toilet it's a good deal. That's about the same amount of money as a squad of army privates make in a year, and judging by how lazy they are (3 years per nation conquered? Gimme a break!) this deal gets more sin-busting for the taxpayer's buck.

[SUV]

Yay, Mr. Mayor, sock it to those Homer!sexies!!!

[weeping_willow]

The robo-john the city might buy for $250,000 or more allows occupants to stay inside for only a short time before the door opens. Probably not enough time for "illegal sex," Naugle figures.

But, what if the guy was going no.2 and had to say on the toilet for all that time?

And it's not just homosexuals who have sex in public restrooms. There are some guys who sneak girls into the men's restroom to have sex and vice versa.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by weeping_willow

But, what if the guy was going no.2 and had to say on the toilet for all that time?

Then they'll learn a valuable lesson about why you shouldn't eat dothead food.

And it's not just homosexuals who have sex in public restrooms. There are some guys who sneak girls into the men's restroom to have sex and vice versa.

Friend, the Lord is perfectly clear on this one: if you attempt to fornicate with ANYONE other than your lawfully wedded spouse, you need to be humiliated by a robotic toilet. No exceptions.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Well, I sure hope that you get stuck in one of those toilets when you next have the runs, Zeke.

[weeping_willow]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Then they'll learn a valuable lesson about why you shouldn't eat dothead food.

Friend, the Lord is perfectly clear on this one: if you attempt to fornicate with ANYONE other than your lawfully wedded spouse, you need to be humiliated by a robotic toilet. No exceptions.

I've seen people eat american foods, like hamburgers and stuff, and then have to run to the toilet.

And what if you sneak your spouse into a public restroom to have sex?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by weeping_willow

I've seen people eat american foods, like hamburgers and stuff, and then have to run to the toilet.

And what if you sneak your spouse into a public restroom to have sex?

Now THAT is just disgusting.

I guess that's why women need a Godly Man to tell them what to do (and especially what not to do). Otherwise they'd be fornicating in men's toilets all the time.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

UPDATE! Mayor "Apologizes"?

Mayor Issues Apology Demanded by Homosexuals -
But Not One They Expect

Tells citizens he will end scourge of public sodomy in Ft. Lauderdale


FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida, July 26, 2007 (LifeSiteNews.com) - A major metropolitan mayor has finally issued an apology that has homosexual activists enraged and pro-family advocates cheering for his defense of decency.

Ft. Lauderdale Mayor Jim Naugle called a press conference at City Hall Tuesday afternoon telling reporters that he intended to make an "apology." Homosexual activists and reporters expected Naugle to retract comments published earlier in the South Florida Sun-Sentinel in which the mayor said that a proposed self-cleaning, automatic toilet the city was going to buy for the beach would have an added benefit of deterring "homosexual activity.''

Naugle, the city's Democratic mayor, had also gone on record as saying that he preferred to use the term "homosexual" not "gay" since homosexuals are "unhappy" touching off calls from homosexual activists that he resign or apologize.

Mayor Naugle finally did apologize, except that instead of retracting his controversial statements he instead apologized to the citizens of Fort Lauderdale for failing to do more to put an end to the public homosexual activity taking place in Fort Lauderdale's parks, beaches and public restrooms.

"I was not aware how serious the problem was of the sexual activity that is taking place in the bathrooms in public places and parks around Broward County, particularly in the city of Fort Lauderdale," Naugle told reporters Tuesday.

"I've been educated on that and I want to apologize to the children and to the parents of our community for not being aware of the problem."

Naugle's office had been receiving information from all over the country, but Naugle said the most important information came from a local homosexual activist and "a guy I call a friend", Norman Kent, who wrote an article condemning the practice of sex in public places and alerted Naugle to a website called "cruising for sex."

The site lists 13 printed pages of "cruisy" places in the Fort Lauderdale metropolitan area for anonymous homosexual hookups. The website itself is bedecked with homosexual pornography and references to parks, fitness centers, department stores, shopping malls, farmers' markets, beaches, etc. (A greatly sanitized list can be viewed on the American's for Truth website - warning even the sanitized content is offensive and inappropriate for children: http://americansfortruth.com/news/ho...ale-cruising-s...)

Naugle also called upon "responsible members of the homosexual community" to help the city put a stop to this public homosexual behavior.

"I'm really asking the homosexual community to join with me, to cease this activity, for the benefit of the children, the parents, and the community."

When a homosexual reporter asked him if he had any apologies to offer homosexuals, Naugle deftly replied, "I apologize for not having brought this earlier, maybe some lives could have been saved."

As he left the conference, angry homosexual activists began shouting at Naugle saying "shame, shame" and "you're an embarrassment to our city."

Peter LaBarbera of Americans for Truth said Mayor Naugle should be congratulated for his courageous stand against a "vocal fringe and the liberal media."

"Finally, a public servant with the courage to stand up to the homosexual militants and their fellow travelers in the media," LaBarbera said. "Imagine: a big-city mayor tries to stop gross perversions from occurring in public places - and the pro-'gay' lobby says HE is the problem and is embarrassing the city!"

A video of the news conference can be found here at the Sun-Sentinel:
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sfl-724n...gy,0,5688916.s...

Those who wish to contact Mayor Naugle to thank him for his actions may do so at this e-mail address: mayorjames@aol.com

Praise Jesus! I will keep Mayor Naugle in my prayers, as I know you all will. He is making great strides for Christ!! And I hope that you will ALL send Mayor Naugle an email, expressing your sincere feelings about his Godly crusade to rid Ft. Lauderdale (home of such GOP luminaries as Rush Limbaugh) of its vile infestation of sodomites.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

UPDATE! Mayor "Apologizes"?

Praise Jesus! I will keep Mayor Naugle in my prayers, as I know you all will. He is making great strides for Christ!! And I hope that you will ALL send Mayor Naugle an email, expressing your sincere feelings about his Godly crusade to rid Ft. Lauderdale (home of such GOP luminaries as Rush Limbaugh) of its vile infestation of sodomites.

Praise! At last, a politician who's got his priorities straight. I vote we slash FEMA's budget by half in order to set up a new Federal Anti-Sodomy Agency. At least 75% of the FBI's staff should be reassigned to tackling this terrible problem.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Take that homosexuals. Hopefully this will finally put an end to public sex with is completely exclusive to homosexuals.