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Hi I'm AsksDumbQuestions -
06-09-2017, 02:36 PM
I am *not telling real name but you can call me ADQ* and I'm here to learn what this is all about and yes I know what it is and I just want to see the questions and answer it and learn from it.
I go to a church called "Iglesia ni Christo" and yes its a catholic church but different from christian churches
All of the bible verses are my favorite but one I most like is this
1 Samuel 30:6. And David was greatly distressed, for the people spoke of stoning him, because all the people were bitter in soul...But David strengthened himself in the Lord his God.
That's my life in a nutshell.
I found Jesus by believing in him at first I don't know who he is then I knew who he is and I learned why people loves him but no one accepts people who doesn't speak correctly so I'll try my best to learn how to speak english properly that people understands.
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Re: Hi I'm AsksDumbQuestions -
06-09-2017, 03:48 PM
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1 Samuel 30:6. And David was greatly distressed, for the people spoke of stoning him, because all the people were bitter in soul...But David strengthened himself in the Lord his God.
That's my life in a nutshell.
I found Jesus by believing in him at first I don't know who he is then I knew who he is and I learned why people loves him but no one accepts people who doesn't speak correctly so I'll try my best to learn how to speak english properly that people understands.
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So it sounds to me like your life is very stressful, and so to help you cope, you've taught yourself to imagine a divine best friend who is with you and will support you emotionally when you need it most.
This dear, is what we call an Invisible Friend.
I would encourage you to forget everything you think you know about Jesus and learn the Truth™. We have the Truth™. Guaranteed.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hi I'm AsksDumbQuestions -
06-09-2017, 04:00 PM
actually I do have one and its called talking to myself and the 7 gifts from god.
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Re: Hi I'm AsksDumbQuestions -
06-09-2017, 11:23 PM
Hi!
It looks like you're trying to learn English? That's great!
Are you looking for particular tips on improving your English? I think we'd all be happy to help.
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Re: Hi I'm AsksDumbQuestions -
06-09-2017, 11:26 PM
Hi there DQ, welcome to the forum. I'm not sure if anything taught by Roman Catholic churches is real or true. Much of what God has revealed in The Bible gets ignored by priests, otherwise they'd all be out of a job, but which came first? The priests or the scripture? I hope you find reassurance here and as you read The Bible.
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Re: Hi I'm AsksDumbQuestions -
06-10-2017, 12:29 AM
Welcome friend, we are very used to catlicks coming here and asking dumb questions, one can hardly expect an intelligent one from a group of people that worship a whore.
Tell me, do you want a shot at going to Heaven (admittedly a long shot) and give yourself completely to the Love of Jesus or are you going to continue to wallow in the depravity of pedophilia and money laundering by the
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hi I'm AsksDumbQuestions -
06-10-2017, 03:35 AM
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Originally Posted by AsksDumbQuestions
I am *not telling real name but you can call me ADQ* and I'm here to learn what this is all about and yes I know what it is and I just want to see the questions and answer it and learn from it.
I go to a church called "Iglesia ni Christo" and yes its a catholic church but different from christian churches
All of the bible verses are my favorite but one I most like is this
1 Samuel 30:6. And David was greatly distressed, for the people spoke of stoning him, because all the people were bitter in soul...But David strengthened himself in the Lord his God.
That's my life in a nutshell.
I found Jesus by believing in him at first I don't know who he is then I knew who he is and I learned why people loves him but no one accepts people who doesn't speak correctly so I'll try my best to learn how to speak english properly that people understands.
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Welcome to the forums. I see you are from the Philippines. Please tell us you're thoughts on El Presidente Dutuerte wiping out the mudslimes in Marawi.
YIC
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Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Hi I'm AsksDumbQuestions -
06-10-2017, 09:23 AM
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Welcome to the forums. I see you are from the Philippines. Please tell us you're thoughts on El Presidente Dutuerte wiping out the mudslimes in Marawi.
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every non-rebels are being evacuated from that land peacefully then the war is still on going.
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Re: Hi I'm AsksDumbQuestions -
06-10-2017, 05:26 PM
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every non-rebels are being evacuated from that land peacefully then the war is still on going.
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This is a shame, but happens whenever heathens are in charge. I can only comfort myself by remembering Jesus is sovereign, and none of this violence or chaos happens without His Mighty Finger on each and every event.
Glory!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Introduction -
06-16-2017, 02:03 PM
For the past days and it was my birthday, I have seen heaven and hell itself and how god slap me in the face while I was asleep inside the church because someone wont just let me go to church in the afternoon than morning.
I will only read the post and why is it not good for you or its called a sin of bad things when you try to do it. I saw it for myself... you guys aren't giving anyone information or "proof" for the readers to reply or do react to it that it is bad for us.
And also yes, I am crazy when I see something wrong in someone's post and not do any research because its not human for me to do not do it - or do it. anyways I will just research so I won't trigger you people.
Ephesians 4:18 “They are darkened in their understanding, alienated from the life of God because of the ignorance that is in them, due to their hardness of heart.”
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Re: Introduction -
06-16-2017, 02:09 PM
I also understand the bible verses and it means "I am insane."
Ephesians 4:18 “They are darkened in their understanding, alienated from the life of God because of the ignorance that is in them, due to their hardness of heart.”
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Re: Introduction -
06-16-2017, 07:44 PM
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For the past days and it was my birthday, I have seen heaven and hell itself and how god slap me in the face while I was asleep inside the church because someone wont just let me go to church in the afternoon than morning.
I will only read the post and why is it not good for you or its called a sin of bad things when you try to do it. I saw it for myself... you guys aren't giving anyone information or "proof" for the readers to reply or do react to it that it is bad for us.
And also yes, I am crazy when I see something wrong in someone's post and not do any research because its not human for me to do not do it - or do it. anyways I will just research so I won't trigger you people.
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Tell me friend., did you dive into the shallow end of an empty pool?
God has everything and every possible question answered in the KJV Holy Bible. Do you really think God, the Creator™ of everything could ever be wrong or omit something? Do you think you know better than Him?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Introduction -
06-17-2017, 03:53 AM
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I won't trigger you people.
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Dear Dumb,
Using a comment like "you people" is extremely racist and offensive. If you were in a civilized country, like America, certain members of the community might just get the ACLU to start a class action law suit against you. I would hate to see you lose your mango trees.
Proverbs 13:3 - He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life: [but] he that openeth wide his lips shall have destruction.
YIC
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Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2017, 07:33 PM
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Dear Dumb,
Using a comment like "you people" is extremely racist and offensive. If you were in a civilized country, like America, certain members of the community might just get the ACLU to start a class action law suit against you. I would hate to see you lose your mango trees.
Proverbs 13:3 - He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life: [but] he that openeth wide his lips shall have destruction.
YIC
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Sorry, I will just remove that habit where I call everyone (which idk what its called literally like the words sociopaths, anti-social, lone shark, goths etc. human social types) people.
Also that bible verse is me, But my surroundings also have that destructions which they can't keep that thing to themselves instead they say it and spray it which confuses me and made me super sad when I was a child now I am silence, humble and godly but when I open my mouth or thought, bad things happens. Well not the other sins but wraith itself because I never got anything to defend and everything falls like I'm being bullied and not defending my own identity when I was still a child. There lustful because I'm too handsome and starts to annoy me because there lustful toward me which made me angry and cry which I got over it.
Look, this stresses me out and make me depressed when I try to make a discussion so I'll just make it more understandable by reading it multiple times.
Ephesians 4:18 “They are darkened in their understanding, alienated from the life of God because of the ignorance that is in them, due to their hardness of heart.”
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2017, 10:33 PM
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Sorry, I will just remove that habit where I call everyone (which idk what its called literally like the words sociopaths, anti-social, lone shark, goths etc. human social types) people.
Also that bible verse is me, But my surroundings also have that destructions which they can't keep that thing to themselves instead they say it and spray it which confuses me and made me super sad when I was a child now I am silence, humble and godly but when I open my mouth or thought, bad things happens. Well not the other sins but wraith itself because I never got anything to defend and everything falls like I'm being bullied and not defending my own identity when I was still a child. There lustful because I'm too handsome and starts to annoy me because there lustful toward me which made me angry and cry which I got over it.
Look, this stresses me out and make me depressed when I try to make a discussion so I'll just make it more understandable by reading it multiple times.
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Friend. Boo-Hoo.
It is not all about you, it is all about God. nothing else matter. Not you by a wide margin. You are just an insignificant ant on God's Green Earth . He could take his enormous magnifying lens on a whim and cause your body to boil inside and explode in a blink of an eye.
You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.
Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Introduction -
06-19-2017, 04:20 AM
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Sorry, I will just remove that habit where I call everyone (which idk what its called literally like the words sociopaths, anti-social, lone shark, goths etc. human social types) people.
Also that bible verse is me, But my surroundings also have that destructions which they can't keep that thing to themselves instead they say it and spray it which confuses me and made me super sad when I was a child now I am silence, humble and godly but when I open my mouth or thought, bad things happens. Well not the other sins but wraith itself because I never got anything to defend and everything falls like I'm being bullied and not defending my own identity when I was still a child. There lustful because I'm too handsome and starts to annoy me because there lustful toward me which made me angry and cry which I got over it.
Look, this stresses me out and make me depressed when I try to make a discussion so I'll just make it more understandable by reading it multiple times.
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Dear Dumb,
That's all very nice but this is not about you being seen as a sex toy by the heathen papists in your country. This is about your walk with Jesus and how committed you become to living by His commandments. Now stop gurning and grow a pair.
I will pray that you come to your senses.
YIC
TT
P.S. You never answered my question about your mangoes.
P.P.S. Vanity is never becoming in the eyes of the Lord
Jeremiah 10:15 They are vanity, and the worke of errours: in the time of their visitation they shall perish.
As you can see vanity is a rocky road to perdition.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Hi I'm AsksDumbQuestions -
06-19-2017, 06:58 AM
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I also forgot that some childrens or teens (age of 15 knows how to use sfm) started making funny videos about it that doesn't make sence but finds it funny. But I find it a little funny and creepy also the words that they say is funny and disturbing that I turned derpy all of the sudden, ( the entire research I watched about tf2 sfms are like 50% homosexual, bisexual, hetrosexual and male characters turned to female sfms, 30% funny sfms that makes no sence but attrats younger audience like fnaf sfms and 20% saxxy award videos. Which are crap, the reason why they no longer give saxxy awards.) What is this sign?
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Your English is improving very quickly. Two comments:
1) Try to capitalize your proper nouns and your acronyms. Acronyms are TF2, SFM, FNAF (but those are also proper nouns). Saxxy is a proper noun. Many native speakers don't capitalize these on the internet. But you're good enough now that you should, so that people that don't know those words don't think you're just "derpy." When your English is really, really good you can leave them lower case and get away with it.
2) What is this sign? was the only part of that paragraph that didn't make sense. You might mean, What does it mean? But I'm not sure.
Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?
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