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Default Re: I'm here to learn. - 10-16-2014, 01:43 AM
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My morals come from what I believe to be right vs. wrong.
And you are trying to foist your morals on us - who do you think you are? God?




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Default Re: I'm here to learn. - 10-16-2014, 01:47 AM
Actually I have not forced my morals on anyone in this forum. In fact, I have read some of your posts on this forum and you are trying to force your morals on the population.
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Default Re: I'm here to learn. - 10-16-2014, 01:50 AM
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Sorry? That makes no sense what so ever, you are an adult, please make a valid argument and do not say ludicrous statements like the one you just said, of course I do not eat babies and yes I do believe that I have learned my morals as I have grown. I have not needed any other source but compassion for others and caring to establish what I believe what is right and wrong. I do not need a rock telling me I shouldn't kill or rape, I realized that one coming out of the womb...
You are the one not making any sense. What makes you think your home-grown morals are the right ones? What source of right & wrong do you draw them from?

Without God, we have no morality. 'Morality' without guidelines is nothing more than the law of the jungle. Just as a lion has no qualms about eating a baby, neither would a man without Divine Guidance.

Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Default Re: I'm here to learn. - 10-16-2014, 02:05 AM
A lion does not have the same brain capacity of a man. Obviously because I care about people I will not do anything to intentionally harm any individual unlike anyone who is an extremist like yourself. I do not live of instinct like a lion does and instead I live with compassion and love for others. I encourage you to try to find that same kind of compassion inside of you and to not follow and person who so clearly hates so many things about mankind. For example, gays... It is very sad that gays live in fear because people like you have brought such hate upon them because of your amazing "morals". My morals would never do such a thing... your morals do things like this on a daily basis...and for what...
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Default Re: I'm here to learn. - 10-16-2014, 02:09 AM
Where does your compassion and love come from? Either God put them there, or else you are again throwing darts at a board in a pitch-black room. Your love & compassion could wind up being love of sodomizing little boys and compassion for your fellow pedohomers if left to your own devices. Only through the Word of God can you know where to place your love & compassion. Its all in the Book, you just have to read it.

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Default Re: I'm here to learn. - 10-16-2014, 02:15 AM
Well obviously what you said des, is not true because I do not believe in god and I do not do any of the horrible things you have just said and never will. I will also not belittle people I think are lesser than me like you so often do.
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Default Re: I'm here to learn. - 10-16-2014, 02:18 AM
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Well obviously what you said des, is not true because I do not believe in god and I do not do any of the horrible things you have just said and never will. I will also not belittle people I think are lesser than me like you so often do.
Why are you here? This is a Christian forum.

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I'm here to learn. - 10-16-2014, 02:29 AM
I am doing a research paper on religion... I thought this would be a good place to go and I was wrong because this is not religion, this is a place where people hate one another

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Default Re: I'm here to learn. - 10-16-2014, 02:34 AM
Also, I don't understand why you felt it necessary to change my name and where I am from, is Georgia where you are from or something? It honestly feels like I am talking to a bunch of 12 year olds who are not getting there way.

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
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Default Re: I'm here to learn. - 10-16-2014, 02:36 AM
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I am doing a research paper on religion... I thought this would be a good place to go and I was wrong because this is not religion, this is a place where people hate one another
You will find no hatred here, outside of the hatred prescribed in the Holy Bible for the enemies of God.

Give me the name and email address of your teacher, so I can verify your research. If you are being honest, I will command the flock to assist you.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I'm here to learn. - 10-16-2014, 02:41 AM
All I have seen on this forum is hatred, its extremely disturbing. There is absolutely no way I would ever give someone like you the name or address of anyone I know. I truly believe you are a complete psychopath, and a manipulator.

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All I have seen on this forum is hatred, its extremely disturbing. There is absolutely no way I would ever give someone like you the name or address of anyone I know. I truly believe you are a complete psychopath, and a manipulator.
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"Let us pray. Almighty God, today we pray imprecatory prayers from Psalm 109 against the enemies of God and Landover Baptist Church. Those who have attacked Jesus, or are attacking me personally. Filthy whores from foreign shores, diseased and wallowing in perversions. God, do not remain silent, for wicked men (and boys like Matthew) and women surround us and tell lies about us. We bless them, but they curse us. Therefore find them guilty, not me. Let their days be few, and replace them with Godly people. Plunder their fields, and seize their assets. Cut off their descendants, and remember their sins, in Jesus’ name. Amen.”

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Well obviously what you said des,
Nice of you to acknowledge it. There may be hope for you yet.

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Default Re: I'm here to learn. - 10-16-2014, 02:49 AM
"Almighty God, today we pray imprecatory prayers from Psalm 109 against the enemies of God and Landover Baptist Church. Those who have attacked Jesus, or are attacking me personally. Filthy whores from foreign shores, diseased and wallowing in perversions. God, do not remain silent, for wicked men (and boys like Matthew) and women surround us and tell lies about us. We bless them, but they curse us. Therefore find them guilty, not me. Let their days be few, and replace them with Godly people. Plunder their fields, and seize their assets. Cut off their descendants, and remember their sins, in Jesus’ name. Amen.”

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Default Re: I'm here to learn. - 10-16-2014, 02:50 AM
Did you just pray for my days to be short, and then you claim that there is no hatred... uh oh we have a hypocrite on our hands, doesn't Jesus condemn hypocrites? Opps sorry pal, looks like you are joining me in hell. Dont mean to be disrespectful but honestly why would you pray for someones days to be short, again it means absolutely nothing to me because I am a logical person but you claim to believe in a higher being so if he heard that pray do you not think he would say you are pretty messed up in the head that you just prayed for someone to die...

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Psalm 69:22-29
Let their table become a snare before them: and that which should have been for their welfare, let it become a trap.
Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake.
Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.
Let their habitation be desolate; and let none dwell in their tents.
For they persecute him whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded.
Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness.
Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous.
But I am poor and sorrowful: let thy salvation, O God, set me up on high.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I'm here to learn. - 10-16-2014, 02:59 AM
Your home page for this forum has a quotation of jesus christ saying to children lets go watch humans burn in hell then precedes to say "like us on facebook". If that doesnt speak to how much of a joke this forum is I dont know what does. I am in complete awe that people like you exist. Im sorry that I ever came on here and I hope I never come across people like you in real life, it must be a miserable, hate filled life.

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Default Re: I'm here to learn. - 10-16-2014, 03:00 AM
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Did you just pray for my days to be short, and then you claim that there is no hatred... uh oh we have a hypocrite on our hands, doesn't Jesus condemn hypocrites? Opps sorry pal, looks like you are joining me in hell. Dont mean to be disrespectful but honestly why would you pray for someones days to be short, again it means absolutely nothing to me because I am a logical person but you claim to believe in a higher being so if he heard that pray do you not think he would say you are pretty messed up in the head that you just prayed for someone to die...
Dear Matthew,

I'm praying for my own death EVERY DAY! I can't WAIT to perish and be welcomed into Heaven by JESUS. I know He still has tasks on Earth for me - enlightening sinners, spreading the gospel and fighting disgusting sins - but all I hope for is to see glorious day of my DEATH and how Jesus finally enters by whole being.



Revelation 21:4
And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.


Regarding sinners, what do the few days on Earth signify when compared with ETERNITY? A few years less for a sinner means a few more years in Hell, but so what? Compared to infinity these years dwindle into nothingness! They are of no importance. Of course, a couple of years less for a sinner might mean less opportunities to oppose God, obviously a benefit!

Matthew 13:50
And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.


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Your home page for this forum has a quotation of jesus christ saying to children lets go watch humans burn in hell then precedes to say "like us on facebook". If that doesnt speak to how much of a joke this forum is I dont know what does. I am in complete awe that people like you exist. Im sorry that I ever came on here and I hope I never come across people like you in real life, it must be a miserable, hate filled life.
Don't let the forum door hit ya where the good Lord split ya on your way out.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I'm here to learn. - 10-16-2014, 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Mad Boy Matthew View Post
you claim to believe in a higher being so if he heard that pray do you not think he would say you are pretty messed up in the head that you just prayed for someone to die...
Nonsense. Why would God think a True Christian™ Man, Adopted Son of the King (2 Corinthians 6:18), and Heir to Heavenly Rewards (Romans 8:17) is "messed up in the head" for praying aloud the very Divine Words He gave us to pray (2 Timothy 3:16)?

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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