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Default Re: Christian Rover's own special thread - 08-16-2010, 04:16 PM

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I'm surprised you find scripture a laughing matter.
It's not Scripture that they find a laughing matter. As even another homer has pointed out to you, Scripture doesn't prove that the voice yammering away in your head is that of God. In fact, it proves the opposite.

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God does not take kindly to being mocked.
I agree completely, and unless you repent, you'll find out the hard way just how true that is.


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Default Re: Christian Rover's own special thread - 08-18-2010, 04:52 AM

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I'm surprised you find scripture a laughing matter. God does not take kindly to being mocked.

Exodus 31
9 And the LORD said unto Moses, I have seen this people, and, behold, it is a stiffnecked people:

10 Now therefore let me alone, that my wrath may wax hot against them, and that I may consume them:


Don't be stiffnecked Rover!

I am sure you do not wish God's wrath waxing hot on you for your soul is hanging by a thread above the eternal fires of hell!


1 Timothy 5
23 No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities.





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