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Default Re: Open Letter to the Martin Brothers and All Catholics - 04-07-2008, 07:35 PM

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Jumpin' Jehosaphats!!!!!!!

Dad is that really you? Mom told me I might be able to find you here.

Why don't you love me any more Dad? Why did you stop sending child support?

Is it because Mom isn't for sure which one of you brothers is my Dad?

Please call me Dad!
Oh bunk. None of the boys in my Baptist grammar school have smartypants beadfingers for fathers who refuse to pay child support. What a lot of bunk, that's what. For that matter, none of my students is a bastard was born out of wedlock. You get my drift? That's because my families follow the Bible and learn GOD'S WORD at my school. Duh!


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Default Re: Open Letter to the Martin Brothers and All Catholics - 04-07-2008, 08:24 PM

I have just one question for these deiphages: what does Dagon offer you that Jesus doesn't?


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Default Re: Open Letter to the Martin Brothers and All Catholics - 04-07-2008, 08:34 PM

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Jumpin' Jehosaphats!!!!!!!

Dad is that really you? Mom told me I might be able to find you here.

Why don't you love me any more Dad? Why did you stop sending child support?

Is it because Mom isn't for sure which one of you brothers is my Dad?

Please call me Dad!
HE AIN'T MINE! Doesn't look like me one bit!

I want a paternity test so everybody can see the kid's not mine!
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Default Re: Open Letter to the Martin Brothers and All Catholics - 04-07-2008, 08:35 PM

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HE AIN'T MINE! Doesn't look like me one bit!

I want a paternity test so everybody can see the kid's not mine!
Of course he isn't yours. You're not a Martin!

And HE IS NOT MINE EITHER...Who is in charge of paternity tests over here?


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Default Re: Open Letter to the Martin Brothers and All Catholics - 04-07-2008, 08:42 PM

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And HE IS NOT MINE EITHER...Who is in charge of paternity tests over here?
Please! Hush! How Awe-ful would it be if someone began questioning JESUS' Paternity?
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Default Re: Open Letter to the Martin Brothers and All Catholics - 04-07-2008, 08:56 PM

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Of course he isn't yours. You're not a Martin!

And HE IS NOT MINE EITHER ... Who is in charge of paternity tests over here?
Aha! Then he has to be your brother's. Just look at that smile. Look at that gumline. Leave it to the beadfinger, it's a disgrace. So where is Father Thomas Martin these days, Officer? He going to be able to defend himself against such a claim to paternity? I think not.


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Default Re: Open Letter to the Martin Brothers and All Catholics - 04-07-2008, 09:52 PM

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So where is Father Thomas Martin these days, Officer?
I'm not at liberty to give away too many details, but by mutual agreement between Fr. Martin and the diocese, he may relocate to another diocese where his particular spiritual gifts may be more needed.
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Default Re: Open Letter to the Martin Brothers and All Catholics - 04-07-2008, 10:15 PM

Officer Martin, in your style of argument, you're sounding more like one of these Baptist heretic dogs separated brethren than like a Catholic. As you would know if you had paid any attention in CCD instead of goofing off, we rely on Scripture, tradition, and the Magisterium, none of which stands without the other two. Yet here you are, coming perilously close to the heresy of sola scriptura.
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Default Re: Open Letter to the Martin Brothers and All Catholics - 04-07-2008, 10:48 PM

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And HE IS NOT MINE EITHER...Who is in charge of paternity tests over here?
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1Ki:3:16: Then came there two women, that were harlots, unto the king, and stood before him.
1Ki:3:17: And the one woman said, O my lord, I and this woman dwell in one house; and I was delivered of a child with her in the house.
1Ki:3:18: And it came to pass the third day after that I was delivered, that this woman was delivered also: and we were together; there was no stranger with us in the house, save we two in the house.
1Ki:3:19: And this woman's child died in the night; because she overlaid it.
1Ki:3:20: And she arose at midnight, and took my son from beside me, while thine handmaid slept, and laid it in her bosom, and laid her dead child in my bosom.
1Ki:3:21: And when I rose in the morning to give my child suck, behold, it was dead: but when I had considered it in the morning, behold, it was not my son, which I did bear.
1Ki:3:22: And the other woman said, Nay; but the living is my son, and the dead is thy son. And this said, No; but the dead is thy son, and the living is my son. Thus they spake before the king.
1Ki:3:23: Then said the king, The one saith, This is my son that liveth, and thy son is the dead: and the other saith, Nay; but thy son is the dead, and my son is the living.
1Ki:3:24: And the king said, Bring me a sword. And they brought a sword before the king.
1Ki:3:25: And the king said, Divide the living child in two, and give half to the one, and half to the other.
1Ki:3:26: Then spake the woman whose the living child was unto the king, for her bowels yearned upon her son, and she said, O my lord, give her the living child, and in no wise slay it. But the other said, Let it be neither mine nor thine, but divide it.
1Ki:3:27: Then the king answered and said, Give her the living child, and in no wise slay it: she is the mother thereof.





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Default Re: Open Letter to the Martin Brothers and All Catholics - 04-07-2008, 11:35 PM

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Pope John Paul II is the perfect example of a humble yet infallible pope. So humble in fact that he NEVER used his INFALLIBLE powers at any time during his ~26 year reign.
Let me get this straight. You're claiming the fact that, in 26 years, Pimp John Paul Ringo II was never right about anything proves how great he was?
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If the Bible was a "mishmash" then, it could not have been the "accurate, unchanging, and unerring" Word of God. One of my favorite saints is Jerome-he had a GREAT love for the Bible, and translated it into the people's language of the time-you know what that was, right?

Here's a quote of his I bet you'd appreciate:

"Love sacred Scripture and wisdom shall love you; love it tenderly, and it will protect you; honor it and you shall receive its caresses. Let it mean to you as much as your necklaces and your earrings mean to you"
Yes, and throughout your history you always followed his example by always faithfully translating the Bible into the people's language of...oh, wait, right.
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Oh, by the way, one of our more popular saints, Therese of Lisieux (aka the Little Flower), also had the last name Martin! How cool is that-we might have a relative (the question is whether she's a relative, we know she's in Heaven) in Heaven praying for us really close to God!
I'm praying for you, and there's a chance God will actually listen to me, since I'm not an idol-worshipper. How cool is that?
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The Apocrypha is only used to argue belief in Purgatory (and a little on the existence of heaven).
Yes, because your nonsensical beliefs can't be supported with the actual word of God!
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Of course he isn't yours. You're not a Martin!

And HE IS NOT MINE EITHER...Who is in charge of paternity tests over here?
Wait, you mean that one of you two is actually straight? Who knew, eh? Who would've thought it?


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Default Re: Open Letter to the Martin Brothers and All Catholics - 04-08-2008, 12:13 AM

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I'm not at liberty to give away too many details, but by mutual agreement between Fr. Martin and the diocese, he may relocate to another diocese where his particular spiritual gifts may be more needed.
So how many altar boys did he rape?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Open Letter to the Martin Brothers and All Catholics - 04-08-2008, 02:03 AM

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Yes, it is extremely ignorant, and it exposes you for the fool and liar that you are.

Are you even remotely familiar with the Holy Bible?

1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
You got me on that one, EXCEPT..... you missed the second half. The antichrist is the one that denieth the Father and the Son. Does the Pope deny the Father and the Son? Do I deny the Father and the Son? Does Officer Martin deny the Father and the Son?

I think not. Therefore we are NOT they antichrist.

My brother is agnostic. He denies the Father and the son he COULD be the antichrist, but not me.
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Default Re: Open Letter to the Martin Brothers and All Catholics - 04-08-2008, 03:14 AM

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Let me get this straight. You're claiming the fact that, in 26 years, Pimp John Paul Ringo II was never right about anything proves how great he was?




I'm praying for you, and there's a chance God will actually listen to me, since I'm not an idol-worshipper. How cool is that?


Wait, you mean that one of you two is actually straight? Who knew, eh? Who would've thought it?


It is ironic that you use the name Brother "temperance", when you cannot temper your words.

Let us look at James 3:14-18 (Excuse my non-KJV bible You may translate it for me, if you would like.) What good is it, my brothers, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? Can that faith save him? If a brother or Sister has nothing to wear and has no food for the day, and one of you says to them, "Go in peace, keep warm, and eat well," but you do not give them the necessities of the body, what good is it? So also faith of itself, if it does not have works, is dead. Indeed someone might say, "You have faith and I have works." Demonstrate your faith to me without works, and I will demonstrate my faith to from my works.


This is of course not saying that faith is worthless, but that you will know who is faithful by their actions. So if we must judge people let us use this as our measurement, since faith is hard to measure because the Al Quaeda have "faith that they will die for" too. That faith is flawed, but believing in Jesus is not. JPII has written many not infallible (when I say infallible I mean infallible like the bible) books. His books are not lies simply because they are infallible. They lead Christians, and anyone who reads them, to a better understanding of morality, God, life etc. He has a book on prayer, hope, Not Being Afraid, etc, but the one I have read is the Theology of the Body. It teaches about the value of a human life and soul, and our responsibility as a society to those who are weaker than us. (The unborn, poor, elderly etc.)
He is also known for forgiving the man who shot him.

Writing and Forgiveness are two ways that JPII has inspired the world to be a better place through his actions. I try to do the same by giving money to charity, and serving my students as best I can with a loving heart and fortitude.


Holiness is trying to be like God, not because we can ever measure up, but because it honors God. We are his servants.

Would Jesus really want you calling people Pimp???? Gay????
Is that how God has called you to serve him?
Wouldn't he call you to love your enemy, and turn the other cheek? Didn't he turn the other cheek by allowing humans, like us, to crucify him? Didn't he choose not to stone the adulteress, but to forgive her and let her go forth and sin no more.

Jesus loved sinners? He made a tax collector into an Apostle.

If you continue to use slanderous angry words to convince me that you are right and I am wrong, you will only convince me more thoroughly that I am right and you are wrong. Your words are not appropriate to be used around a lady, and I would never go to a church where people are constantly using such vile words. God is love.

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Default Re: Open Letter to the Martin Brothers and All Catholics - 04-08-2008, 03:26 AM

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It is ironic that you use the name Brother "temperance", when you cannot temper your words.

Let us look at James 3:14-18 (Excuse my non-KJV bible You may translate it for me, if you would like.) What good is it, my brothers, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? Can that faith save him? If a brother or Sister has nothing to wear and has no food for the day, and one of you says to them, "Go in peace, keep warm, and eat well," but you do not give them the necessities of the body, what good is it? So also faith of itself, if it does not have works, is dead. Indeed someone might say, "You have faith and I have works." Demonstrate your faith to me without works, and I will demonstrate my faith to from my works.


This is of course not saying that faith is worthless, but that you will know who is faithful by their actions. So if we must judge people let us use this as our measurement, since faith is hard to measure because the Al Quaeda have "faith that they will die for" too. That faith is flawed, but believing in Jesus is not. JPII has written many not infallible (when I say infallible I mean infallible like the bible) books. His books are not lies simply because they are infallible. They lead Christians, and anyone who reads them, to a better understanding of morality, God, life etc. He has a book on prayer, hope, Not Being Afraid, etc, but the one I have read is the Theology of the Body. It teaches about the value of a human life and soul, and our responsibility as a society to those who are weaker than us. (The unborn, poor, elderly etc.)
He is also known for forgiving the man who shot him.

Writing and Forgiveness are two ways that JPII has inspired the world to be a better place through his actions. I try to do the same by giving money to charity, and serving my students as best I can with a loving heart and fortitude.


Holiness is trying to be like God, not because we can ever measure up, but because it honors God. We are his servants.

Would Jesus really want you calling people Pimp???? Gay????
Is that how God has called you to serve him?
Wouldn't he call you to love your enemy, and turn the other cheek? Didn't he turn the other cheek by allowing humans, like us, to crucify him? Didn't he choose not to stone the adulteress, but to forgive her and let her go forth and sin no more.

Jesus loved sinners? He made a tax collector into an Apostle.

If you continue to use slanderous angry words to convince me that you are right and I am wrong, you will only convince me more thoroughly that I am right and you are wrong. Your words are not appropriate to be used around a lady, and I would never go to a church where people are constantly using such vile words. God is love.

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You got me on that one, EXCEPT..... you missed the second half. The antichrist is the one that denieth the Father and the Son. Does the Pope deny the Father and the Son? Do I deny the Father and the Son? Does Officer Martin deny the Father and the Son?
They deny the Son as explained above. They deny the Father every time they call themselves "Father," as Rast does above:

Matt. 23:9: And call no [man] your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.


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So how many altar boys did he rape?
What a hateful, bigoted anti-Catholic stereotype! I would never in a million years dignify that odious question with an answer even if the diocese's lawyers let me. To whom can I lodge a complaint?
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AMEN sister!
Marlaina (strange spelling, perhaps her parents were dyslexics) is a faithful handmaiden of the anti-Christ. When she recites the dogma, why it is almost as if she has spent an entire lifetime of indoctrination by Jesuit priests. For her ability to parrot that rubbish she deserves some credit, but that credit will not be in the next life where, along with your brother’s flock she will be having the skin peeled from her for the travesties of the church of Rome.

Her cry that
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This is of course not saying that faith is worthless, but that you will know who is faithful by their actions. So if we must judge people let us use this as our measurement, since faith is hard to measure
I assume your brother would reply,God will not find it difficult.”, and she should know this.

She then goes on to defend the indefensible,
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Firstly, being an author, in itself, gives no authority. If the pope is writing outside faith and morals, he is, by your own measure, not writing with authority. Neverthelss, he writes from a catlick view and this is thus tainted by the deceptions and corruption of those teachings.

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Well, Whoopi-doo, is that Mehmet Alì Agca? The crime was committed in 1981 and Agca was released in 2000 – He served longer than a normal criminal would served for murder in Italy. If I remember he was then extradited to Turkey to face further charges of murder. Of course, a True Christian would have turned the other cheek as Our Lord said and dropped all charges. Why does this remind me of the compassion of the catlick church at the time of the inquisition, where the church merely averted its gaze from the horror.

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Are those the words of an open-minded woman, or of someone who would deny Christ for the sake of the tone of the message? Is that a woman filled with pride, a haughty woman who will not change her ways?

Martin Brothers, look what you have turned out - well done! A real, live, unthinking zealot – not a Christian, but a fervent believer in the Mother of Whoredoms. M't:23:5: But all their works they do for to be seen of men: they make broad their phylacteries, and enlarge the borders of their garments,

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Of course he isn't yours. You're not a Martin!

And HE IS NOT MINE EITHER...Who is in charge of paternity tests over here?
DAD! Is that really you? Where is Uncle Tom?

Why are you denying me? Why did you stop sending child support Dad? Mom really needs it and has been having a very hard time and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

Why did you leave Dad? Why Don't you love me anymore? Is it because I wet the bed? I promise I won't do it again. Just PLEASE come back Dad! Please!

(when you do come back bring Uncle Tom with you. We are supposed but some q-tips in your mouth for something Mom says)

I still love you Dad even though you left me.


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Default Re: Open Letter to the Martin Brothers and All Catholics - 04-09-2008, 10:29 PM

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They deny the Son as explained above. They deny the Father every time they call themselves "Father," as Rast does above:

Matt. 23:9: And call no [man] your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

I need another example, please.
(Just because I call my birth father, "father" does not mean I misunderstand who God is, and how he is all powerful, or that he is the Father of all mankind. The Trinity is not distorted by your example)

The trinity is the core of what makes someone Christian or not. That is why I am Christian and the antichrist is not.

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Default Re: Open Letter to the Martin Brothers and All Catholics - 04-09-2008, 10:53 PM

[quote=Ezekiel Bathfire;169747]Marlaina (strange spelling, perhaps her parents were dyslexics) is a faithful handmaiden of the anti-Christ. When she recites the dogma, why it is almost as if she has spent an entire lifetime of indoctrination by Jesuit priests. For her ability to parrot that rubbish she deserves some credit, but that credit will not be in the next life where, along with your brother’s flock she will be having the skin peeled from her for the travesties of the church of Rome.


I love this quote. It made me laugh. I was taught by evangelicals and Catholics 50/50.

My name is spelled genealogically, not morphologically.


Her cry that I assume your brother would reply,God will not find it difficult.”, and she should know this.

She then goes on to defend the indefensible, Firstly, being an author, in itself, gives no authority. If the pope is writing outside faith and morals, he is, by your own measure, not writing with authority. Neverthelss, he writes from a catlick view and this is thus tainted by the deceptions and corruption of those teachings.

Listen carefully, you are making generalizations about the Papacy. I am taking information about Popes that I am knowledgeable about and explaining that your generalizations are in fact generalizations. Just because a FEW popes were into gambling and women does not make JPII the antichrist nor does it mean he was leading the Catholic Church astray.

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