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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.97% |
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.40% |
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,556 |
17.86% |
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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9 |
0.04% |
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-30-2012, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Ichabod
The Yews are the worst. Killing Jesus and then denying His savior. How dare they.
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John 10:18
The verdict behind the death of Jesus was not decided by jealous Jews or an angry mob. If anything the Jews were more merciful than the Romans. No one survives a Roman crucifixion.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-30-2012, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Shimei
John 10:18
The verdict behind the death of Jesus was not decided by jealous Jews or an angry mob. If anything the Jews were more merciful than the Romans. No one survives a Roman crucifixion.
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Please be more sorry (selfhating) because you are a shame to the Yewish Christian community...
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-01-2012, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Ichabod
Please be more sorry (selfhating) because you are a shame to the Yewish Christian community...
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Feel free to elaborate more.
How so?
Care to comment on the Scripture that I shared?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-01-2012, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Shimei
Feel free to elaborate more.
How so?
Care to comment on the Scripture that I shared?
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My Priest says it was the Yews and so does my husband. Amen.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-01-2012, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Ichabod
My Priest says it was the Yews and so does my husband. Amen.
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I was hoping that you may elaborate more on what it means to be self hating? Perhaps you can speak by either your own account or on the behalf of your husband or priest if you have their permission? I'd like to know more about service and self denial, and what it means to surrender the self to the will of God.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-01-2012, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Shimei
I was hoping that you may elaborate more on what it means to be self hating? Perhaps you can speak by either your own account or on the behalf of your husband or priest if you have their permission? I'd like to know more about service and self denial, and what it means to surrender the self to the will of God.
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Selfhate among Yews is actually a very wrong term, I used it by lack of a better word. You see, it is actually more self love. Isn't it a shame to know that Christ the Lord our Savior has been Denied by your people for centuries? Don't you want to do everything to become with Christ and make up for the attitude of your people? Despise not public opinion overall; nobody likes Yews. So by submitting to Christianity and admitting that your people are evil you may become self hating at first in your Lifetime but later Jesus Christ will savee you and your self hate will become self love. Yewish selfhate is the key the cave of ... Christ
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-01-2012, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Ichabod
Selfhate among Yews is actually a very wrong term, I used it by lack of a better word. You see, it is actually more self love. Isn't it a shame to know that Christ the Lord our Savior has been Denied by your people for centuries? Don't you want to do everything to become with Christ and make up for the attitude of your people? Despise not public opinion overall; nobody likes Yews. So by submitting to Christianity and admitting that your people are evil you may become self hating at first in your Lifetime but later Jesus Christ will savee you and your self hate will become self love. Yewish selfhate is the key the cave of ... Christ
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By my people? Exactly whose people are these? Just who exactly do you think that I am?
Maybe you can share the Scripture you are referring to? Self hate is the key the cave of Christ? I am not able to understand nor comprehend what you are saying dear.
I had given up everything in life in the past to follow Jesus. I once lived under a bridge and ate dog food. Exactly what else must I give up or deny to be a disciple to Jesus?
Welcome to the forums, hope you can elaborate more about the "cave of Jesus?"
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-01-2012, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Ichabod
My Priest says it was the Yews and so does my husband. Amen.
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Priest? Where do you go to church?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-01-2012, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Ichabod
Please be more sorry (selfhating) because you are a shame to the Yewish Christian community...
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What's a "Yewish Christian"?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-02-2012, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Ichabod
The Yews are the worst. Killing Jesus and then denying His savior. How dare they.
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It is obvious from this comment that you don't understand trinitarianism. Muslims usually have a problem with that.
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Originally Posted by Ichabod
Please be more sorry (selfhating) because you are a shame to the Yewish Christian community...
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That is yet another arab muslim phrase. Using stupid words to describe antisemitism.
Islam is by far the worst false religion. It is a locked prison where Hell is the only exit.
Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-09-2012, 10:40 AM
most of the things you listed are not even religion or cults. and most of them are linked to your own beliefs. i think you are all messed up for wanting anyone dead. i know that its in your book under one of your laws that thy shall no kill or harm. just wow, the names are crap that you people come up with. your are all twits. and i must say VAMPIRES, GOTH, WITCHES, WICCANS AND MANY MORE THAT YOU HAVE LISTED, DO NOT BELIEVE IN SATAN AND DO NOT WORSHIP HIM. IF ANYTHING, YOU ALL WORSHIP HIM. GET A LIFE PEOPLE.
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12-09-2012, 10:44 AM
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most of the things you listed are not even religion or cults. and most of them are linked to your own beliefs. i think you are all messed up for wanting anyone dead. i know that its in your book under one of your laws that thy shall no kill or harm. just wow, the names are crap that you people come up with. your are all twits. and i must say VAMPIRES, GOTH, WITCHES, WICCANS AND MANY MORE THAT YOU HAVE LISTED, DO NOT BELIEVE IN SATAN AND DO NOT WORSHIP HIM. IF ANYTHING, YOU ALL WORSHIP HIM. GET A LIFE PEOPLE.
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12-09-2012, 12:27 PM
Who are we to judge? In the Bible is said that if in some house the word of God is not accepted we must shake the dust from our feet and go to another house to preach without looking back. Jesus told the apostles to carry no sword wit themselves... so killing people or wish them to die cause they worship differently is not Christian at all.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-09-2012, 12:47 PM
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Who are we to judge? In the Bible is said that if in some house the word of God is not accepted we must shake the dust from our feet and go to another house to preach without looking back.
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We Christians are commanded to judge. In fact, the passage you alluded to is all about judgement. Here it is in context.
Mat 10:14-15 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.
By shaking the dust off their sandals and moving on, the disciples were consigning a town to damnation.
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Jesus told the apostles to carry no sword wit themselves... so killing people or wish them to die cause they worship differently is not Christian at all.
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In which passage did Jesus tell the disciples to carry no sword?
Lk 22:36 Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.
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12-10-2012, 05:17 AM
I have a question for you guys. Just cuz im curious. How come you guys don't think that people that belong to other denominations such as lutherans, methodists, or protestants are christians? Why do you think they are of "liberal persuasion." I am a lutheran, and i am not a liberal.
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12-10-2012, 05:28 AM
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I have a question for you guys. Just cuz im curious. How come you guys don't think that people that belong to other denominations such as lutherans, methodists, or protestants are christians? Why do you think they are of "liberal persuasion." I am a lutheran, and i am not a liberal.
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You can't be a conservative Christian and a Lutheran. Lutherans allow women clergy. 1 Tim. 2:12, 1 Cor. 14:33-34, Titus 1:5-6, 1 Tim. 3:2
Lutherans coddle queers. Romans 1:26-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9, 1 Tim. 1:9-10, Jude 1:7-8.
Are you a Christian or a Lutheran?
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12-10-2012, 06:16 AM
Well. You know, sir, as my last and final statement on this forum. I'd like to say that after all of the bullshit i have read on this site i would rather practice witchcraft than be your definition of "christianity". I sincerely hope you burn in hell with the rest of your white trash "church" . You food trough water. I FART in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Oh and im not a conservative, im part of the green party and i voted for ralph nader. Oh and in another thread i said that i was straight as a two by four. I lied. Im bisexual. and DAMN proud. Oh yeah and in another thread yall were dissing meteorologists. piffle YOU AND YOUR COUCH. if it werent for weather forecasters you wouldn't know which socks to put on your left toe or whether or not it's safe or not to wear your aluminum foil hat (cuz you know yall think the govt is a bunch of atheists emitting brainwashing waaves to poison america. yall are so stuupid.) You cruddy nincompoops, you make me want to puke in my own mouth, eat it, and then puke again. I'll have you know ill be damn proud when i go to sleep in my MY LITTLE PONY bedsheets, blaring GREEN DAY in my headphones, and happily waiting for OBAMA's next tweet. As for the rest of the people on this site who agree with me, cheers to you. Glad to know god gave sanity to some people.
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12-10-2012, 06:19 AM
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Well. You know, sir, as my last and final statement on this forum. I'd like to say that after all of the bullshit i have read on this site i would rather practice witchcraft than be your definition of "christianity". I sincerely hope you burn in hell with the rest of your white trash "church" . You food trough water. I FART in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Oh and im not a conservative, im part of the green party and i voted for ralph nader. Oh and in another thread i said that i was straight as a two by four. I lied. Im bisexual. and DAMN proud. Oh yeah and in another thread yall were dissing meteorologists. piffle YOU AND YOUR COUCH. if it werent for weather forecasters you wouldn't know which socks to put on your left toe or whether or not it's safe or not to wear your aluminum foil hat (cuz you know yall think the govt is a bunch of atheists emitting brainwashing waaves to poison america. yall are so stuupid.) You cruddy nincompoops, you make me want to puke in my own mouth, eat it, and then puke again. I'll have you know ill be damn proud when i go to sleep in my MY LITTLE PONY bedsheets, blaring GREEN DAY in my headphones, and happily waiting for OBAMA's next tweet. As for the rest of the people on this site who agree with me, cheers to you. Glad to know god gave sanity to some people.
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Soooo...Lutheran?
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12-10-2012, 06:21 AM
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...all of the bullshit i have read on this site...
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All of it 100% backed up by the King James Bible.
If you feel differently, please cite specific examples, with references to applicable Scripture, quoted in context. Thank you.
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12-10-2012, 06:24 AM
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Well. You know, sir, as my last and final statement on this forum. I'd like to say that after all of the bullshit i have read on this site i would rather practice witchcraft than be your definition of "christianity".
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It isn't our definition, silly. It is the Bible's. God's Holy Eternal Word.
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I sincerely hope you burn in hell with the rest of your white trash "church" . You food trough water. I FART in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Oh and im not a conservative, im part of the green party and i voted for ralph nader. Oh and in another thread i said that i was straight as a two by four. I lied. Im bisexual. and DAMN proud. Oh yeah and in another thread yall were dissing meteorologists. piffle YOU AND YOUR COUCH. if it werent for weather forecasters you wouldn't know which socks to put on your left toe or whether or not it's safe or not to wear your aluminum foil hat (cuz you know yall think the govt is a bunch of atheists emitting brainwashing waaves to poison america. yall are so stuupid.) You cruddy nincompoops, you make me want to puke in my own mouth, eat it, and then puke again. I'll have you know ill be damn proud when i go to sleep in my MY LITTLE PONY bedsheets, blaring GREEN DAY in my headphones, and happily waiting for OBAMA's next tweet. As for the rest of the people on this site who agree with me, cheers to you. Glad to know god gave sanity to some people.
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Aww, you're hurting my feelings now.
Sometimes preaching the Word stings a little.
Oh well. The Bible tells me I am blessed by your persecution.
Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil,
for the Son of man's sake.
Can I get an amen?
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