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Default Re: A Woman's PLACE!! - 12-18-2006, 06:18 PM

Sorry to say but I've already had sex. I've never dated a christian.


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Default Re: A Woman's PLACE!! - 12-18-2006, 06:31 PM

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Sorry to say but I've already had sex. I've never dated a christian.

Assuming you are talking about sex with a woman I would say that at least those youthful frolics can put our minds at rest about any homerism

As for never "dating" a Christian, for "dating" I assume you are trying to avoid being vulgar when talking about Christian girls, WELL DONE but DO capitalize CHRISTIAN!

A CHRISTIAN GIRL is for MARRIAGE, if you must, use the heatens, they're lost anyway.

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Sorry to say but I've already had sex. I've never dated a christian.
Fortunately for you, we do have a personals section where you can seek a good, Christian woman!

Unlike our new friend See the Light, the majority of the men here -- the True Christian men, at least -- love women. We don't hate them by any stretch of the imagination!

Granted, they have a particular place in life, and in church. Surely you know this! They ARE inferior intellectually to men, and should be subject to men. That doesn't mean we hate them! Do you hate your wolf-dog? I'm sure you don't expect it to invent nuclear fission, but I imagine you care for it, yes? You expect it to obey, not mess the floor, not bite your friends. Surely in housebreaking it, you chastised it on occasion, perhaps with a rolled-up newspaper. That doesn't mean you hate it! Chastisement is for its own good, and so it can learn to live with civilized folk!

Women are like your wolf-dog, only they bathe more frequently, are far less furry (well, unless they're Eastern European, but there's electrolysis for them), and much better in bed at carrying on conversation. They also tend to learn from chastisement more rapidly.

Please don't think we hate women because of STL's overzealous comments! We are Baptists here, not some "He-Man Woman-Hater's Club".
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Default Re: A Woman's PLACE!! - 12-18-2006, 06:35 PM

Yes, I did mean sex with a woman. All the christian girls I know don't want none of this 'cause their daddy's say they'll go to hell. Anyway christian girls are no fun.

Urm, I wouldn't place a woman on the same level as my pet. That's just harsh.


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Yes, I did mean sex with a woman. All the christian girls I know don't want none of this 'cause their daddy's say they'll go to hell. Anyway christian girls are no fun.
Ahhh! it brings tears to my eyes to see that SOME families still breed... raise, PROPER CHRISTIAN GIRLS!

GOD'S FEAR, the full knowledge of their damnation if they sin, my heart sings of joy.

And for the record, I do love them and agree with OYK's evaluation.

And, they are not supposed to be "FUN" but they are worth waitting for.

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Urm, I wouldn't place a woman on the same level as my pet. That's just harsh.
Of course not! Your woman should definitely not be on the same level as your pet, down on the floor, fighting with your wolf-dog over a bowl of kibble. No, she should be much closer to your level, and sit with you at the table (when not busily preparing food, of course).
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Default Re: A Woman's PLACE!! - 12-18-2006, 06:44 PM

I wouldn't expect a woman to do what I asked her to though. I mean I wouldn't obey her so why should she obey me?


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I wouldn't expect a woman to do what I asked her to though. I mean I wouldn't obey her so why should she obey me?
Dameon

You are right about not obeying her, but don't let lie-beral ideas make you think that there is justice on balance.

You are not supposed to obey her, but you are duty bound to guide her.

THE LORD has given you a SOUL with a MAN's inteligence, you must guide the weak woman through this life.

Lead her, guide her, teach her, correct her...

If she is wise (in ger limited fashion) she will obey you and know IT IS GOOD!

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Default Re: A Woman's PLACE!! - 12-18-2006, 06:57 PM

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I would Lead her straight to my bedroom, Guide her during sex, Teach her just how I like it and Correct her when she gets it wrong. In return I would expect her to do the same for me, I hate to dissapoint the ladies.

I would never Lead her in religion or Teach her someone elses beliefs. Nor would I Correct her point of view or Guide her thinking.


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so why should she obey me?
Because she is commanded to by Christ.

Ephesians 5:22-24 (KJV 1611)
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Jesus wants us to be in happy, healthy relationships. That is why he appointed the man the head of the house; things work better this way.

Do you know a recent study showed that the 54,000 cases of spousal abuse reported each year could be significantly reduced if women would learn to listen? It's a simple solution that Jesus was aware of 2,000 years ago. Don't fix what isn't broke.

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Default Re: A Woman's PLACE!! - 12-18-2006, 07:15 PM

I'd like to hear a 'true christian' woman's view on this.


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I would Lead her straight to my bedroom, Guide her during sex, Teach her just how I like it and Correct her when she gets it wrong. In return I would expect her to do the same for me, I hate to dissapoint the ladies.
In due time young Dameon, and under the proper circunstances.

Calm down!

I was already shown my error by Brother ON YOUR KNEES, for making allowance for your youthful ways and letting Deutheronomy 23:17 "There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel." make me smille uppon something that was only the LESSER of two EVILS (to be exact it was the lesser of three and the one absent from that quote, neither sodomy nor the deffiling of Christian Girls).

Wait for marriage if you can and if you can't... TRY HARDER!

As for her doing the same for you... yes, she should make you lead her, make you teach her and make you correct her willingly and swiftly, is it reciprocation enough?

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I would never Lead her in religion or Teach her someone elses beliefs. Nor would I Correct her point of view or Guide her thinking.
You don't lead a woman in religion, you show her the way.

As for correcting her point of view or thinking, I see your problem, but don't worry there is very little of that and correcting her ways should be enough.

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Default Re: A Woman's PLACE!! - 12-18-2006, 07:24 PM

How do you manage to make everything I say seem logical to you? I won't wait for marriage to have sex because I'm happy bedding any woman I love even if we haven't been dating that long. In fact I'm willing to go to bed with her from the start of the relatoinship if she's a willing participant.


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How do you manage to make everything I say seem logical to you? I won't wait for marriage to have sex because I'm happy bedding any woman I love even if we haven't been dating that long. In fact I'm willing to go to bed with her from the start of the relatoinship if she's a willing participant.
The key word here being "willing"..
The only problem is that no woman is willing to do any such thing with you...

Not that they'd ever have a chance to refuse or accept, judging by how much time you spend here, persecuting our beliefs, you probably never leave your parents basement.


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Default Re: A Woman's PLACE!! - 12-18-2006, 10:25 PM

At least, for an UnSaved heathen, he's gentlemanly in his conduct toward the ladies.

Well, when he's not coaxing them into a greased pole ride straight to Hell.
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Default Re: A Woman's PLACE!! - 12-18-2006, 10:29 PM

Aww, leave Dameon alone. So far he's the only guy here who's said women are not just good for cooking, cleaning, and you-know-what. (Although I imagine Mr Ingram-Myers will agree if he sees this thread).

Although, Dameon, it might not be such a good idea to talk about your sex life to these folk. They're weird....and scary ....and christian.....



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I think some of that was actually a compliment.


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The key word here being "willing"..
The only problem is that no woman is willing to do any such thing with you...

Not that they'd ever have a chance to refuse or accept, judging by how much time you spend here, persecuting our beliefs, you probably never leave your parents basement.
The computer is in my bedroom, I spend the majority of my time out with my friends. The time I do spend on here is usally with a few of my friends hovering over my shoulder laughing at the ridiculous jargen you come out with. No offence.

At least any woman who is willing to be with me knows that she will be respected.


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Default Re: A Woman's PLACE!! - 12-19-2006, 02:33 AM

Now of course none of us TRUE CHRISTIAN men hate women. My dearest loving wife, Ethel Love, is loved by me dearly. Whyyy I wouldn't exchange her at J.C.Penny's for the world. Now, Ethel works in our home and she has always worked in our home doing what all good Christian women should do. And she's always understood that I as her husband am the head of the house like Christ is the Head of the Church (except for a few times when she got out of line over some things and I had to straighten her up...ifin ya'll knows what I means). Anyways, we DON'T hate women and my sermon was simply preachin' about the WORD and what it says about and TO women. Now, I didn't writ the HOLY BIBLE KJB1611 mind ya. Women have their place jist as we MEN have ours and jist like kids have their place (which is in a cage until they are at least 28 years old BTW).

And it be true that women are better at starting conversations than men are cuz fact is WOMEN love to TALK (and most never shut up). Now Ethel likes to talk all the time and, frankly, she usually give me a headache with all her blabbering until I get up and rap her on the mouth a few times (gently of course mind ya). The Bible teaches "spare the rod, spoil the child" and that can be taken abit further also, "spare the correction, spoil the wife."

Many people today don't like what the Bible teaches BUT the Bible SAYS WHAT IT MEANS and it MEANS WHAT IT SAYS no matter who likes it or not! And that be jist the way it is!!


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Default Re: A Woman's PLACE!! - 12-19-2006, 02:37 AM

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Now of course none of us TRUE CHRISTIAN men hate women. My dearest loving wife, Ethel Love, is loved by me dearly. Whyyy I wouldn't exchange her at J.C.Penny's for the world. Now, Ethel works in our home and she has always worked in our home doing what all good Christian women should do. And she's always understood that I as her husband am the head of the house like Christ is the Head of the Church (except for a few times when she got out of line over some things and I had to straighten her up...ifin ya'll knows what I means). Anyways, we DON'T hate women and my sermon was simply preachin' about the WORD and what it says about and TO women. Now, I didn't writ the HOLY BIBLE KJB1611 mind ya. Women have their place jist as we MEN have ours and jist like kids have their place (which is in a cage until they are at least 28 years old BTW).

And it be true that women are better at starting conversations than men are cuz fact is WOMEN love to TALK (and most never shut up). Now Ethel likes to talk all the time and, frankly, she usually give me a headache with all her blabbering until I get up and rap her on the mouth a few times (gently of course mind ya). The Bible teaches "spare the rod, spoil the child" and that can be taken abit further also, "spare the correction, spoil the wife."

Many people today don't like what the Bible teaches BUT the Bible SAYS WHAT IT MEANS and it MEANS WHAT IT SAYS no matter who likes it or not! And that be jist the way it is!!
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