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08-10-2007, 04:52 PM
No, i mean she isn't fully sure. However, as my future wife, She better submit to me.
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08-11-2007, 01:51 AM
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My ol' Momma tol' me Jesus was a little Danish boy, so he musta been yeller headed.
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08-11-2007, 05:58 AM
Well, she told you wrong, didn't she? Jesus was white, with blonde hair. Don't speak until you know your facts. No one appreciates someone who pretends to know everything, but they don't know anything. Open the bible once in a while. The holy KJV116 which I just recently spent my last money to buy, but it was well worth it.
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08-11-2007, 12:28 PM
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Well, she told you wrong, didn't she? Jesus was white, with blonde hair. Don't speak until you know your facts. No one appreciates someone who pretends to know everything, but they don't know anything. Open the bible once in a while. The holy KJV116 which I just recently spent my last money to buy, but it was well worth it.
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Praise Jesus! You sound like a boy who is trying to battle satan and see God's Truth. Keep up the good work, son. Study that Bible, and capitalize it as Jesus intended.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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08-12-2007, 02:41 AM
Thank You. I'm sorry, for my capitalization error of the Bible. Thank you all for helping me on my path to Jesus!
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08-12-2007, 08:03 PM
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My ol' Momma tol' me Jesus was a little Danish boy, so he musta been yeller headed.
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Your ol' Momma was lying to you! Either that or she had been watching the disgusting Danish movie called the The Return.
1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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08-13-2007, 03:14 PM
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Your ol' Momma was lying to you! Either that or she had been watching the disgusting Danish movie called the The Return.
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What is that depraved Danish demon wearing on his lower parts? Leopardskin PVC? A curtain? Either way, it makes Jesus weep manly non-Scandinavian tears.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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08-13-2007, 06:25 PM
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What is that depraved Danish demon wearing on his lower parts? Leopardskin PVC? A curtain? Either way, it makes Jesus weep manly non-Scandinavian tears.
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Don't you know it, Brother. Thorsen was a leopard leotard tard.
1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Re: Jesus was not white. -
09-16-2007, 10:24 PM
How do you know Jesus was not married?
A little history lesson, since you seem so ill informed. This is something about your beloved King James bible. Many years ago, 1500 something I believe, bibles were only printed in Latin, so only learned people could read them. The clergy would make stuff up to get people to do things based on the premise that god had commanded it in the bible. People found out. King James had a reprinting of the bible in the common language so more people could read it. How do we not know that in the process of changing the bible, things were not ommited, and changed? One of my old teachers said he had an old family bible. Like old to the point was turning the pages was a pain to do without tearing them. It spoke of dragons and such. Yet the existence of these are denied by churches today. Conspiracy? Yea, and Jesus said: Holy **** this kid knows his stuff!"
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09-16-2007, 10:28 PM
And thats not even to mention that in the Bible there exists a jump of about 21 years of Jesus's life.
What if Jesus was a mere mortal chosen to represent God as his son on earth?
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09-17-2007, 03:29 AM
The holy Bible was written by Holy Men who knew Jesus. Those "lost years" as you like to point out, these men did not know him. This is a testament to the miracle ministry of Jesus. Thats why those years are missing from the bible.
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09-17-2007, 04:50 AM
The bible is the word of god. So while it was written down by a mortal, they did not write it.
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09-17-2007, 04:59 AM
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And thats not even to mention that in the Bible there exists a jump of about 21 years of Jesus's life
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That's clear Biblical proof that God doesn't care about "teens" and "tweens". He cares about mature male adults and fetuses, and considers the zitfaces irrelevant. Now that's something for the unsaved troublemakers on this forum to think about.
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Re: Jesus was not white. -
09-17-2007, 11:48 AM
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How do you know Jesus was not married?
A little history lesson, since you seem so ill informed. This is something about your beloved King James bible. Many years ago, 1500 something I believe, bibles were only printed in Latin, so only learned people could read them. The clergy would make stuff up to get people to do things based on the premise that god had commanded it in the bible. People found out. King James had a reprinting of the bible in the common language so more people could read it.
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So far, you are surprisingly correct. This is exactly why GOD hates the Papists.
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How do we not know that in the process of changing the bible, things were not ommited, and changed?
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Because GOD was watching over it. God doesn't make mistakes.
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One of my old teachers said he had an old family bible. Like old to the point was turning the pages was a pain to do without tearing them. It spoke of dragons and such. Yet the existence of these are denied by churches today.
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That could well have been the King James Bible:
Job 30:28 I went mourning without the sun: I stood up, and I cried in the congregation.
29 I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. 30 My skin is black upon me, and my bones are burned with heat.
Poor Job, being cursed with dragons, owls, and negroness. Anyway, where were we? Oh yes, Jesus being right and you being wrong. Some scientists speculate that these dragons from the Bible could be the creatures commonly known as "dinosaurs", although it's not really my area of expertise.
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And thats not even to mention that in the Bible there exists a jump of about 21 years of Jesus's life.
What if Jesus was a mere mortal chosen to represent God as his son on earth?
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Care to back that claim up with scripture?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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