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Default Unsaved Yankee Women Stage Another Large Protest: Still no list of demands. - 03-08-2017, 05:47 PM

Some weeks ago, a large contingent of angry women, primarily hailing from the Democrat bubble states, descended on godless Washington, D.C. and held a protest march. While they were many, they were unclear as to their purpose. Most people paid no attention to these antics, though I suppose there was some importance placed on this march in areas such as Boston and New York City. Christians with whom I have consulted are universally baffled, if asked, but mainly have no comment or interest.


Now, they have struck again. Today has been proclaimed the Day Without Women, or something like that. It is being observed in the same bubble cities that the marchers in Washington, D.C. came from. Yankee women are ignoring their responsibilities and staying home to watch Oprah. Democrat women serving in Congress have also stayed home to prove their point. But, what is their point? There is still no explanation for this civil unrest. We expect riotous and unruly behavior from Democrats, but we are used to them delivering some kind of list of demands as they are throwing rocks and burning down city centers.


Does anyone know what these people want?


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Default Re: Unsaved Yankee Women Stage Another Large Protest: Still no list of demands. - 03-08-2017, 07:03 PM

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Does anyone know what these people want?
Attention whores, all. Women who want society to notice and respect them are denying their God-given rolls as help meet to the men in their lives (first their fathers, then husbands). They continue to live up to Satan's expectations to bring forth boundless evil from the very depths of Hell. they do this in order to thwart Ambassadors of Christ from gaining more souls for the King of King's Celestial Collection.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Unsaved Yankee Women Stage Another Large Protest: Still no list of demands. - 03-08-2017, 07:52 PM

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Attention whores, all. Women who want society to notice ...
Women are always noticed! When my breakfast is not on the table at six sharp, I notice. When my coffee cup is half empty, I notice. When my slacks have not been properly creased when ironed, I notice. When my shoes are not polished, I notice. When my phone rings and I have to answer it myself, I notice.


What was that other silly thing they want?


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Default Re: Unsaved Yankee Women Stage Another Large Protest: Still no list of demands. - 03-09-2017, 04:24 AM

Whatever it is they want, you can bet it's not what Jesus wants. You can get some clue when they are given unlimited amounts of money and their "freedom" - endless "shopping", fancy cars, botox injections, silicone butt enhancements, sex orgies . . . - sort of like the Kardashians.


Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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