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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-17-2009, 10:50 PM

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UMMMMMMMM women think for themselves how else would we decide which man to marry?
You do not decide this. If you are lucky (and I do not think you are) a man just might ask you. Women do not ask a man.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-18-2009, 05:39 AM

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UMMMMMMMM women think for themselves how else would we decide which man to marry?
It is up to her father and a willing male to decide for her.

And if you could think right, I don't think you would have started with " UMMMMMMMMMMM".

Also, this is a male only thread. Go to the womens forum. Only thinking godly men allowed here.
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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-21-2009, 06:37 PM

Welcome to the modern world folks. Quit bitching about women shouldn't have rights. You are a bunch of piffleing pieces of shit if you honestly believe that. And I also know, if you don't change your beliefs, you will be burning in hell while all those women you talked so bad about, laugh at you as they sit at God's side. Jesus came to earth to save us all. Eve may have eaten the apple first, but Adam wasn't innocent. He ate it too.
Now you all defend your devilish religous beliefs. How many of you practice anything in your religion? How many of you have seen God? How many of you have done anything to help others in the name of God?
I saw the face of God in a women. A women who worked in Highland Park, Michigan. A suberb of Detroit. Everyday, she makes 1000+ sandwiches to feed men, women, and children who have no home, no money, nothing.
I saw the face of God in a man who used to be a crack head. Now, he helps an organization that helps employ over 100 people off the streets of Detroit, and houses many many more.
It's a mission trip, not to try and preach our beliefs, no one knew we were Catholic, but it was a trip to hep others. Women and Children. It's the men that were the most piffleed up in that town. And not because of the women. Because the men were the alcoholics and drug users. The men that needed help fixing their own lives.
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Welcome to the modern world folks. Quit bitching about women shouldn't have rights. You are a bunch of piffleing pieces of shit if you honestly believe that. And I also know, if you don't change your beliefs, you will be burning in hell while all those women you talked so bad about, laugh at you as they sit at God's side. Jesus came to earth to save us all. Eve may have eaten the apple first, but Adam wasn't innocent. He ate it too.
It is a woman's Biblical duty to be submissive to Man. Woman are by nature inferior because they simply are a fraction of what man is. As written in the Scripture: Genesis 2:23
And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

Now you all defend your devilish religous beliefs. How many of you practice anything in your religion? How many of you have seen God? How many of you have done anything to help others in the name of God?
Listen pal, Landover Baptist is the home of the True Christians (copyrighted, boy) who LIVE the Word of God as written in the KJV 1611. Everyone who does otherwise is not practicing God's word, and is therefore NOT helping others in GOD's NAME.

I saw the face of God in a women. A women who worked in Highland Park, Michigan. A suberb of Detroit. Everyday, she makes 1000+ sandwiches to feed men, women, and children who have no home, no money, nothing.
I saw the face of God in a man who used to be a crack head. Now, he helps an organization that helps employ over 100 people off the streets of Detroit, and houses many many more.
It's a mission trip, not to try and preach our beliefs, no one knew we were Catholic, but it was a trip to hep others. Women and Children. It's the men that were the most piffleed up in that town. And not because of the women. Because the men were the alcoholics and drug users. The men that needed help fixing their own lives.
Don't mean to burst your bubble, bub, but here at Landover we do no associate with our hell-bound Cat-aholic brethren. Whatever "good" you may have done is irrelevant. Your devotion to Catholicism upsets God greatly, which makes your "contributions" to humanity null and void.
Now, hopefully you learned something from my reply.
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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-21-2009, 08:00 PM

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How about those people in China that have never even heard of Landover? Are they going to hell? They never had a chance.
You see, Catholic is the open religion. I am open to all. I don't believe any religion is more right then any other.
How about the idea that Jesus had a wife? The fruit of her womb was his body and blood. Not the bread and wine. That is a belief as well. The Bible was not written by God. It was written by many people, changed by others to their beliefs possibly over time. As monks rewrote books, they would change things to their own beliefs.
You can't say your religion is the only right one either, as Jesus was not a Landover Baptist.
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How about those people in China that have never even heard of Landover? Are they going to hell? They never had a chance.
You see, Catholic is the open religion. I am open to all. I don't believe any religion is more right then any other.
How about the idea that Jesus had a wife? The fruit of her womb was his body and blood. Not the bread and wine. That is a belief as well. The Bible was not written by God. It was written by many people, changed by others to their beliefs possibly over time. As monks rewrote books, they would change things to their own beliefs.
You can't say your religion is the only right one either, as Jesus was not a Landover Baptist.
Hi SuperTwink! Welcome to Gods favorite forum. The slopes of China never heard of Landover because they have a hard time (if at all) pronouncing the letter "L", comes out like "Randover".

As a flaming Homer, I am sure you are open and available to any sore infested transvestite tramp that comes along. Of course you do not believe any religion is more right than any other, you are a Godless heathen that has been rejected even by the family rat.

Of course God did not write the Bible. He spoke and transcribers wrote down what he said. Then King James had it perfectly translated into English. The Bible is fact. I know you do not like it any more than your
parents do not like the fact they are listed on your birth certificate. What's done, is done, no changing history, bucko. Accept the KJV as fact. You don't like it? I am sure Satan has a seat for you on the little bus to Hell.

Of course Jesus was not a Landover Baptist. Landover has only been around since 1620. Are you really that retarded as to not know this?

BTW, Welcome!


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Welcome to the modern world folks. Quit (censored)ing about women shouldn't have rights. You are a bunch of (censored)ing pieces of (censored) if you honestly believe that.
Right off the bat you show just how Unchristianlike you are with a sailor's mouth like that. How are we going to take the rest of your letter seriously when in your opening salvo you show how false of a Christian you are?

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And I also know, if you don't change your beliefs, you will be burning in hell while all those women you talked so bad about, laugh at you as they sit at God's side. Jesus came to earth to save us all. Eve may have eaten the apple first, but Adam wasn't innocent. He ate it too.
Where is your logical basis for this absurd conclusion? WE go to HELL? Landover Baptist Church is the supreme paramount example of a church that follows the KJV 1611 word-for-word, lit-er-a-lly. Unlike you Salad Bar Christians who pick and choose which of God's laws to follow, we follow His laws to a T!

The Bible clearly states many reasons why someone would be damned to Hell, such as drunkenness, fornicating, lying, etc. and none of us engage in despicable acts.

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Now you all defend your devilish religous beliefs. How many of you practice anything in your religion? How many of you have seen God? How many of you have done anything to help others in the name of God?
Everyone here puts in their share! Landover Baptist Church is made up of wholesome True Christian™ families which attend church regularily, preach to others about salvation, and happily tithe 10%.

Personally, I know I help others in the name of God than you do. I am a televangelist. My message gets preached to millions of people around the globe. Everyday, I average over 500 souls turning themselves over to accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior! FIVE HUNDRED. Think about that: Everyday 500 people are saved by MY PREACHING from aeternal hellfire and damnation. So, what do you do that is so much better?


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I saw the face of God in a women. A women who worked in Highland Park, Michigan. A suberb of Detroit. Everyday, she makes 1000+ sandwiches to feed men, women, and children who have no home, no money, nothing.
I saw the face of God in a man who used to be a crack head. Now, he helps an organization that helps employ over 100 people off the streets of Detroit, and houses many many more.
You know, that's all fine and dandy people like that are looking after people's material welfare, but what about their more important spiritual welfare? Okay so feeding people sandwiches is a noble Christian thing to do, but isn't it more noble to feed people's souls with the Truth that Jesus Christ is their Lord and Savior and Has Risen so that They May Have Aeternal Life?

This is why my personal televangelist ministry is looked upon in the Eyes of God as more worthy than your little Catholic missions. I seek to procure souls for Christ; you seek to procure young boys for demented priests.

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It's a mission trip, not to try and preach our beliefs, no one knew we were Catholic, but it was a trip to hep others. Women and Children. It's the men that were the most piffleed up in that town. And not because of the women. Because the men were the alcoholics and drug users. The men that needed help fixing their own lives.
Personally, I think you're doing more harm than good. Here we have people living on skid row, spending all their mone on booze and shooting up, and you want to compound their situations by making it worse by converting them Catholicism? Where is your sense of pity?

You're not one of Father Lester's former alter boys, are you?



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How about those people in China that have never even heard of Landover? Are they going to hell? They never had a chance.
The Gospel of John clearly states that Jesus is the only way to aeternal life. So, if a person has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, of course they wouldn't get into Heaven.

Besides, on a more personal note: Is it a bad thing all those Chinese are going to Hell? Do you really want to spend an eternity surrounded by chinks speaking their weird cling-clang of a language?

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You say two contradictory statements. First you say you are Catholic, then you say you don't believe any religion is more right than another. If you really believe that, then why are you Catholic? Or do you believe that Catholicism is more right than other religions?

How can you argue that we don't know what religion is, when you clearly don't know so yourself? Thou art a hypocrite.


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How about the idea that Jesus had a wife? The fruit of her womb was his body and blood. Not the bread and wine. That is a belief as well.
Yea, and we have a guy on here that says Jesus is a spaceship and is coming for us in a couple years to take everybody off the planet so we can knock-up Paris Hilton and give birth to some thousand headed squid or something. What's your point?

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The Bible was not written by God. It was written by many people, changed by others to their beliefs possibly over time. As monks rewrote books, they would change things to their own beliefs.
You can't say your religion is the only right one either, as Jesus was not a Landover Baptist.
The Bible was written by men, inspired by God. We can perfectly well say our religion is the right one because the Bible says it is so, and we know the Bible is the infallible Word of God.



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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-21-2009, 10:17 PM

PSA 145:9 The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.
JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.



EXO 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
ROM 15:33 Now the God of peace be with you all. Amen.



Here is the order in the first (Genesis 1), the Priestly tradition:
Day 1: Sky, Earth, light
Day 2: Water, both in ocean basins and above the sky(!)
Day 3: Plants
Day 4: Sun, Moon, stars (as calendrical and navigational aids)
Day 5: Sea monsters (whales), fish, birds, land animals, creepy-crawlies (reptiles, insects, etc.)
Day 6: Humans (apparently both sexes at the same time)
Day 7: Nothing (the Gods took the first day off anyone ever did)
Note that there are "days," "evenings," and "mornings" before the Sun was created. Here, the Deity is referred to as "Elohim," which is a plural, thus the literal translation, "the Gods." In this tale, the Gods seem satisfied with what they have done, saying after each step that "it was good."
The second one (Genesis 2), the Yahwist tradition, goes:
Earth and heavens (misty)
Adam, the first man (on a desolate Earth)
Plants
Animals
Eve, the first woman (from Adam's rib)



god must have been very confused soul.



How did Judas die?
"And he cast down the pieces of silver into the temple and departed, and went out and hanged himself." (MAT 27:5)
"And falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all of his bowels gushed out." (ACT 1:18)



Religion is a "belief" not a fact. Science is a fact.







If god truly existed, why is the world going down the drains? People get raped everyday, abortions take place, people do drugs and innocent people get killed everyday. He doesn't exist. Face it. Religion has always been a business and always will be. You pieces of inbred shit are too scared to admit it. That's why you delete everyone's post here who thinks otherwise. I'm sure when your mother was piffleing her brother, they both had great hopes for you guys. Too bad you came out worse than trash.
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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-21-2009, 10:27 PM

You are completely wrong, airport loiterer. Do you like gladiator movies?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-21-2009, 10:30 PM

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You are completely wrong, airport loiterer. Do you like gladiator movies?

I like drinking, woman and partying. Do you like men? I can't think of any other reason why you would never get a woman. I mean, it's one thing to not be able to get one. But to pretend none of them are worthy for you is pretty sad.
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I like drinking, woman and partying. Do you like men? I can't think of any other reason why you would never get a woman. I mean, it's one thing to not be able to get one. But to pretend none of them are worthy for you is pretty sad.
SAY NO TO ALCOHOL! Alcohol only obfuscates the mind and imposes upon it a FALSE UNDERSTANDING OF THE UNIVERSE.

Through sobriety I have found SPACESHIP JESUS, and I am ecstatic that he is coming for us December 21, 2012. Hulk Hogan is a SUPERMAN and needs to be powered by extended hotel usage stays so STAY IN HOTELS CHARGE LOTS OF MONEY TO PAY PER VIEW and RECEIVE SECRET SPACESHIP RADIO CLUES OUT OF THE HOTEL TELEVISION.


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SAY NO TO ALCOHOL! Alcohol only obfuscates the mind and imposes upon it a FALSE UNDERSTANDING OF THE UNIVERSE.

Through sobriety I have found SPACESHIP JESUS, and I am ecstatic that he is coming for us December 21, 2012. Hulk Hogan is a SUPERMAN and needs to be powered by extended hotel usage stays so STAY IN HOTELS CHARGE LOTS OF MONEY TO PAY PER VIEW and RECEIVE SECRET SPACESHIP RADIO CLUES OUT OF THE HOTEL TELEVISION.


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I like drinking, woman and partying. Do you like men? I can't think of any other reason why you would never get a woman. I mean, it's one thing to not be able to get one. But to pretend none of them are worthy for you is pretty sad.
You make no sense. Either you are retarded or drunk. Or perhaps you are a retarded drunk. Not for me to make that judgement, it is God's call. I'd feel sorry for you but you seem to have 'sorry' pretty well sewn up.

Perhaps, you merely need new glasses. Did you fail to see my Missus?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-22-2009, 01:53 AM

The bible was written by men who say they are inspired by God.

I am Catholic, that is what I believe. I never said it's right. Who knows, I could be completely wrong.
But, does it not say in the Bible, that the Hebrews were God's chosen people?
It does NOT say in the Bible that Landover Baptists are the one and ONLY right religion, and that Catholics are going to hell.
It does say in the Ten Commandments to respect your Father AND Mother. It also says not to kill. You are killing a women's spirit. And Jesus always respected everyone, including women.
Women are equal in God's eyes. Even Landover Baptists are seen as equal to others in God's eyes, unlike 99% of the human population would see them as ignorant, disrespectful, and about on par with the KKK. Because, IMO, the statements made here, are worse then the beliefs of the KKK.
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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-22-2009, 01:56 AM

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You make no sense. Either you are retarded or drunk. Or perhaps you are a retarded drunk. Not for me to make that judgement, it is God's call. I'd feel sorry for you but you seem to have 'sorry' pretty well sewn up.

Perhaps, you merely need new glasses. Did you fail to see my Missus?
Hmmm... someone can't respond to the simple question, Are you Gay? So you resort to insulting? Sad indeed...

I think this must be a forum of Gays!
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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-22-2009, 01:59 AM

And if that is your wife in your profile, and yourself in your avatar... LMFAO!!!
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I am Catholic, that is what I believe. I never said it's right. Who knows, I could be completely wrong.
Yes, you are completely wrong. But fear not, there is still a chance for you -- repent your Catholicism and embrace Christianity by accepting Jesus Christ, and only Jesus Christ (not Mary, St. Patrick, St. Anthony, etc.) as your Lord and Savior.

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But, does it not say in the Bible, that the Hebrews were God's chosen people?
Yes they are but they also rejected Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior and as John tells us, Jesus is the only way to aeternal life.

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It does NOT say in the Bible that Landover Baptists are the one and ONLY right religion, and that Catholics are going to hell.
No, it doesn't say specifically "Landover Baptists", however we follow the Bible 100% and every single one of God's laws, unlike false Christians and Catholics. Therefore, we ARE the one and only right religion, by virtue of this.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

As you see in the preceeding scripture, God commands us to follow all of His Laws in the Bible. We are simply doing what God asks of us. Now to address your Catholic question, Catholics are indeed going to Hell because they don't follow every law of the Bible, and actually actively revolt against some of it's teachings!

AGAINST THE PAPACY:
Isaiah 42:8 I am the LORD: that is my name: and my glory will I not give to another, neither my praise to graven images.

Matthew 23:8 But be not ye called Rabbi: for one is your Master, even Christ; and all ye are brethren.
Matthew 23:9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

AGAINST PRIESTLY CELIBACY AND ABSTAINING FROM MEAT DURING LENT AND FRIDAYS:
1st Timothy 4:1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
1st Timothy 4:2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;
1st Timothy 4:3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received


ONLY CHRIST IS YOUR SAVIOR, NO ONE ELSE (MARY):
Luke 4:8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Acts 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.

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It does say in the Ten Commandments to respect your Father AND Mother. It also says not to kill. You are killing a women's spirit. And Jesus always respected everyone, including women.
There's a world of difference between murder and killing someone's spirit, you do understand? And we are not even killing anybody's spirit. We are following the Bible word-for-word. Have a problem? Take it up with God.

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Women are equal in God's eyes. Even Landover Baptists are seen as equal to others in God's eyes, unlike 99% of the human population would see them as ignorant, disrespectful, and about on par with the KKK. Because, IMO, the statements made here, are worse then the beliefs of the KKK.
Where in Scripture does it say any of that??? But, guess what, I have Scripture which contradicts your made-up hippie Jesus.

1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord

1st Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
1st Corinthians 11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

So tell me, where do you see God saying women are equal to men? Clearly women are subordinate to men and should be our helpers. As for God looking at us equally as everybody else...where does the Bible say that? The Bible clearly states that whoever doesn't accept Christ will be damned to Hell. So, if you want to call us good pure people of Landover in Heaven and the filthy sinners in Hell equal in God's eyes....um...Okay...



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And if that is your wife in your profile, and yourself in your avatar... LMFAO!!!
Why don't you put YOUR picture up, then? Or are you afraid we'll get a kick out of seeing what a weird loser you are?

You wouldn't laugh at Brother James in real life, I can tell you that much. There's stories of the awful things he would do to people before he was Saved©. And insulting his dear wife is just below the belt.

Are you so frusterated at losing your arguments that you've resorted to name-calling?



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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-22-2009, 02:34 AM

Name calling? LMFAO stands for, "Laughing My piffleing Ass Off"

You follow your own interpretations of the Bible 100% The bible has been lost in translation.
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