At the men's meeting on Friday, Brother Ross, a new convert to Jesus who is 22 and formerly a Catholic, was speaking to the group about his testimony when he revealed that he used to abuse himself in an onanistic way (I am choosing words carefully so as not to offend) while looking at pictures of women's mammary appendages (This is not the term he used). One of the brothers rebuked him in Jesus' Name, which led to a discussion about what is indeed proper to call those special parts of a woman that all we as normal, red-blooded American True Christian™ males love.
Pastor ruled out "melons", "globes", "bazooms," and "baby feeders."
So, what say you, my beloved brothers? If you had to discuss them, what terminology would you use. Please remember that certain ladies might visit this area despite the disclaimer that they aren't allowed, so be discreet.