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10-18-2006, 07:49 PM
Hello.
I'm new, hope everyone is well.
Um.. Yeah.
May. x
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Re: Newbie -
10-18-2006, 07:51 PM
How dare you come in here using the date of birth of Pope Innocent XI as your Username.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Newbie -
10-18-2006, 07:53 PM
What??? No, my name is May and when i started using the internet i was 16, so it became my user name for forums.
Geez!!! I didn't even know!!!!
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Re: Newbie -
10-18-2006, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by May16
What??? No, my name is May and when i started using the internet i was 16, so it became my user name for forums.
Geez!!! I didn't even know!!!!
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That's what the Homers of the Cattylick church always say.
Are you a spy?
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Newbie -
10-18-2006, 07:55 PM
I beg your pardon? What the fruit are you on about.
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Re: Newbie -
10-18-2006, 08:12 PM
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I beg your pardon? What the fruit are you on about.
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i rebukes this post, cuz there be no froots alloweds in church an Miss.bootiful Talitha not no lezbean niether, so there!
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Re: Newbie -
10-18-2006, 08:14 PM
What?? All i did is say hi, and i'm already been harrased.
I used fruit as a word to replace a swear word, retard.
And i never said she was a lesbian!!! You guys seem to be obsessed with gays!
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Re: Newbie -
10-18-2006, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by May16
What?? All i did is say hi, and i'm already been harrased.
I used fruit as a word to replace a swear word, retard.
And i never said she was a lesbian!!! You guys seem to be obsessed with gays!
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You brought up the subject of fruits you Catlickin Homer!!
Thank you for defending me Petal.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Newbie -
10-18-2006, 08:18 PM
Well... as far as i'm aware a fruit is a thing that grows on trees that you eat.
Obviously my mind isn't as dirty as yours.
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Re: Newbie -
10-18-2006, 08:37 PM
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I used fruit as a word to replace a swear word, retard.
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Ms.May, i rather be a true christian™ tard than brainiac unsaved trash, cuz lord God gonna get you, it true
For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent. <--- that be 1 corinthians 1:19
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Originally Posted by Miss.heterosexural Talitha
Thank you for defending me Petal.
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that ok, Miss.Talitha. i hope you not feelin all faint an stuff cuz i no you a delicate true christian™ flowers an Ms.May be usings them bad, bad words
Last edited by Petal; 10-18-2006 at 08:38 PM.
Reason: liddle tiny typo
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Re: Newbie -
10-18-2006, 08:39 PM
I didn't use a bad word!!!!! I said FRUIT!! It's something you eat.
Yes, true christian™ tard seems to sum it up.
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Re: Newbie -
10-19-2006, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by May16
I didn't use a bad word!!!!! I said FRUIT!! It's something you eat.
Yes, true christian™ tard seems to sum it up.
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Friend,
Why did you say fruit? Fruit like in poisoned fruit? Are you trying kill us? Homers will do that; poison people so they can fornicate with the corpse.
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Re: Newbie -
10-19-2006, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Friend,
Why did you say fruit? Fruit like in poisoned fruit? Are you trying kill us? Homers will do that; poison people so they can fornicate with the corpse.
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I agree Brother Bobby Joe, Mays one of those necrosomethingorothers. Bringin' in the ways of satan into this, God's favorite forum.
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And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
Pslams 51:7
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