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    Satanic U.N. Declares "Peace Day"

    Well, the demons at the United Nations have decided to spit in the face of Jesus once again and hold a worldwide "peace day", in direct defiance of God. THIS seems like an excellent opportunity for Jesus to smite large groups of sodomites, joo bankers, sand nigras, eurotrash hoodlums and Bilderberg thugs.

    Jesus hates international events, because they smack of communism. And as we all know, Jesus most certainly did NOT come to bring peace on earth!

    Matthew 10:34
    Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

    Luke 12:51
    Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division: For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three. The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

    Luke 22:36
    He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

    Revelation 19:11
    And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war
    Does anyone see anything even hinting at Jesus wanting to throw a worldwide wiener roast and invite Stalin, Bin Leaden, Rosa Luxemburg and Hillary Clinton to the festivities?

    Brothers and sisters, look for something big in the next few hours. Jesus always comes when you least expect it!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Satanic U.N. Declares "Peace Day"

    This will not do. The Good do not make peace with the wicked. "Peace" is just cover for the liberals and satanists to force special rights down our throats for gays! We accept this "peace" we will have men wandering the streets of Freehold married to farm animals! The Peace Day is a gross offense to Christians the world over.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • #3
      Re: Satanic U.N. Declares "Peace Day"

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Well, the demons at the United Nations have decided to spit in the face of Jesus once again and hold a worldwide "peace day", in direct defiance of God. THIS seems like an excellent opportunity for Jesus to smite large groups of sodomites, joo bankers, sand nigras, eurotrash hoodlums and Bilderberg thugs.

      Jesus hates international events, because they smack of communism. And as we all know, Jesus most certainly did NOT come to bring peace on earth!



      Does anyone see anything even hinting at Jesus wanting to throw a worldwide wiener roast and invite Stalin, Bin Leaden, Rosa Luxemburg and Hillary Clinton to the festivities?

      Brothers and sisters, look for something big in the next few hours. Jesus always comes when you least expect it!
      No, they decided to spit in YOUR face.

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      • #4
        Re: Satanic U.N. Declares "Peace Day"

        The U.N. idea of "peace" is to disarm us all, so that we cannot fight back when the homosexual activists come to sodomize our children. Take a look at what the "guns kill people" do-gooders are doing in Florida:

        A Surprise at Guns for Shoes Exchange


        Photo: Red Huber/Orlando Sentinel

        When Orlando Police Department ran a no-questions-asked gun for sneakers exchange, they got more than 300 guns including this piece of armament above (previously reported as a surface-to-air missile, but it turned out to be a case for an anti-tank weapon)
        The case showed about 6 p.m. when an Ocoee man drove to the Florida Citrus Bowl to trade the 4-foot-long case for size-3 Reebok sneakers for his daughter...
        Police spokeswoman Sgt. Barbara Jones commented, "I tell you, you never know what you’re going to get."
        Well, I'll tell you what you'll get if you try to pull my ordinence from my cold dead fingers: some cold dead fingers of your own, you jackbooted thug!

        If that loser really cared for his daughter, he'd leave her barefoot but locked and loaded. REAL Americans know guns are a child's best friend:


        Howard David Ludwig -- affectionately nicknamed Bubba -- received his state-issued Firearm Owner's Identification Card two weeks ago.




        The wallet-size card arrived in the mail about a month after his dear ol' dad correctly completed the online form and sent the $5 fee.

        As a FOID cardholder, baby Bubba can own a firearm and ammunition in Illinois. He can also legally transport an unloaded weapon -- though he can't walk yet, so that's not an issue.

        The plastic card has a picture of a toothless, grinning Bubba in the upper right corner. It includes his name, address and date of birth.
        The FOID card lists his height (2 feet, 3 inches), and his weight (20 pounds).

        His signature is superimposed at the bottom of the card. Bubba can't sign his name, so I simply placed a pen in his hand. He made the scribble.

        ...I called the state police, who said they followed the law as it's written.

        "There is nothing in the FOID Act or any of the rules that says anything about age restrictions," said Lt. Scott Compton, of the Illinois State Police.
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        • #5
          Re: Satanic U.N. Declares "Peace Day"

          I'll give the Iraqis credit for one thing, they've not been stupid enough to trade their glocks for sneakers. Every Iraqi has at least a fully-automatic AK-47, many have Rocket Propelled Grenades, sniper rifles, and various explosives.

          It was my idea to leave Saddam's arms depots unguarded at the end of Operation Iraqi Freedom. It's better to let the Iraqis privatise the arms in their own imporivzed fashion, and let the free market take care of the rest.



          (Still think your pistol collection is the coolest thing around?)

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          • #6
            Re: Satanic U.N. Declares "Peace Day"

            Next these dangerous and degenerate extremists are going to want Christians to trade their Bibles for life-sized rubber Barry Manilow fists.
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            • #7
              Re: Satanic U.N. Declares "Peace Day"

              It figures the UN would try to force peace down our throats during a time of war. They just don't get it. America needs to focus on killing badguys and terrorists, not stuffing flowers in rifles and kissing Palistines upturned rump. Filthy hippies make me want to puke.
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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              • #8
                Re: Satanic U.N. Declares "Peace Day"

                I'd like to propose an alternative Peace day with a day of my own. I call it "Piece Day".
                On 'PIECE" day every man woman and child is obliged to take their 'PIECE' out from the shoebox in the cupboard, or the nightstand, or from under their pillow or WHEREVER its kept, and clean it, buff it up, load it and BLOW HOLES IN STUFF ALL DAY.
                The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                • #9
                  Re: Satanic U.N. Declares "Peace Day"

                  Thats everyday around here.
                  My boy is three and already shooting on a five year old level.
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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