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Default Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 07-04-2015, 11:35 PM

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@Des: Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, you are one of those who believe in creationism?!?!?!?


And you are one of those who believe in EVILution and have never grasped the concept of punctuation marks.


See, if you had any critical thinking skills, you would have rejected EVILution while you were still in diapers. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to wake up one day and ask yourself damning questions about EVILution like "Hey now...if dogs came from wolves, why are there still wolves?"


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Dolores, how lovely to see you again! Do tell us how your research is going, though probably this particular discussion thread is not the place to do it as I don't think it involves the Pork'n'cheese, as my husband calls them.

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I thank you very kindly for your warm words, Mrs. Lytton-Vasey. I'm trying to do my fieldwork, but I have a feeling that I have not established rapport with the natives Landover community yet. I feel as if the answers I'm getting are not, how should I say it, completely open and honest?

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Regarding your correction about my English, I just have to say COMPUTER SAYS NO!!!
And you believe a computer rather than a human? A human who is, after all, a native speaker of the language you're trying to speak?

Weird.

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@Dolores de Barriga: (the name is killing me, I'm starting to believe this is a real Christian site)... Let's get to business... You been here for several months and haven't got any infraction yet??? Don't worry, it takes practice. Keep trying and you will get there.
I fail to understand why I should "try" to be disrespectful and mean?

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I don't "ASSUME" anything Dolores, I state facts, but if you want to talk about our ASSES, go ahead and send me a private message. I'm sure we can dig a bigger (ass)hole for me to bury in.
I suppose I should feel flattered, but actually I feel quite offended.

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Learn how to write properly?!?!?! Says the person that writes "wnen"?!?!?! Yehhh... I really should take your word for it...
I do apologize if I have somehow mislead you to believe that I am a native speaker of English. Also, as I said, I'm using an extremely crappy internet connection, so I skip on proofreading. I apologize for that, too.

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Dolores, I do recognize "American" as an officially recognized dialect of English... I'm just claiming you stained the purity of the English language.
Me personally? In spoken English, I'm staining the purity of any version of the English language, as the 14 or so vowels are killing my tongue. One professor was trying to make me hear the difference between "knots" and "nuts" until he was blue in the face, and I still don't get it. Oh well. The students seem to understand me somehow, so I officially gave up on my accent.

However, you seem to imply that the American version of English is somehow substandard comparing to the British version, which simply shows you ignorance on the subject of language change. I'm sure that in your area there is some sort of a university where you can take a couple of classes in linguistics. I apologize for not posting links to some informative websites, but like I said, my internet connection is terrible.


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Jesus Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 07-05-2015, 04:14 PM

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It seems I'm getting better... yesterday I received only 1 infraction, but worth 1000 points... let's see if I can maintain the momentum.

@Joanna Lytton-Vasey: Cry-baby?!?!?! Really Joanna?!?!?! I was ecstatic with 2 infractions worth 10 points, but with 1 infraction worth 1000 points, you must really like my satirical comments...
Regarding your correction about my English, I just have to say COMPUTER SAYS NO!!!

@James Hutchins: Ohhh damn... hurt your feelings! Sorry mate, it must be something I ate...

@ExGay Alex: Ohh yeah... we know what you want to get "through" Alex!!! "Ex Gay" my ass... Evolving to pedophile, right?!?!?! We know you like young christians boys that pray on their knees... Didn't your mother told you that's a sin, you sodomite???

@Dolores de Barriga: (the name is killing me, I'm starting to believe this is a real Christian site)... Let's get to business... You been here for several months and haven't got any infraction yet??? Don't worry, it takes practice. Keep trying and you will get there.
I don't "ASSUME" anything Dolores, I state facts, but if you want to talk about our ASSES, go ahead and send me a private message. I'm sure we can dig a bigger (ass)hole for me to bury in.
Learn how to write properly?!?!?! Says the person that writes "wnen"?!?!?! Yehhh... I really should take your word for it...
Dolores, I do recognize "American" as an officially recognized dialect of English... I'm just claiming you stained the purity of the English language.


@Brother Jessup: I don't need to stand up to bring you down to your knees, my brother from another mother... How is things going with the IA, really good for your side, right? The U.S. has the strongest military in the world?!?!?!? Don't make me laugh... The U.S. has the biggest military drug addicts in the world, is more accurate!


@Des: "Semantics" Des, that's how it's really spelled... You better take an online course to deal with your issue, mate... Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, you are one of those who believe in creationism?!?!?!? That explains why you can't write well, you're the living proof we descend from apes and probably you are the missing link!!! You have the same IQ that a jellyfish has.
Typical spic wetback behavior. Like all of them, when a Christian reaches out to proffer help, they all slap it back and demand special treatment. Some times, i do not think I can continue to spread God's Love but when I meet a hateful person like this, I know I must go on.
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Cool Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 07-26-2015, 04:31 PM

This was so fun to read I almost thought it was real! LOL! Made my day... I almost believed that there were still stupid people filled with hate and bigotry due to the fact that they were blinded by some stupid faith. But of course, this was only a joke and none of this was real, right? I mean, there's no way that a person can call himself or herself intelligent and say that the portuguese can't even speak proper spanish, right? You do know that they are two different languages for sure! It's like saying that americans can't speak proper cantonese... But anyway, just stopped by to wish you all a nice stay in heaven with your "God"... and to let you know that if you don't like Portugal or the portuguese, you are very welcome to stay away from our country. We don't need garbage like you here, thanks. And I was pretty offended by this title (portuguese are lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics)... I'll have you know I'm not ugly... my mom keeps saying I'm beautiful...
I just hope that when the muslims decide to attack you guys again, they'll start with the Landover Baptist Church!...
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This was so fun to read I almost thought it was real! LOL! Made my day... I almost believed that there were still stupid people filled with hate and bigotry due to the fact that they were blinded by some stupid faith. But of course, this was only a joke and none of this was real, right? I mean, there's no way that a person can call himself or herself intelligent and say that the portuguese can't even speak proper spanish, right? You do know that they are two different languages for sure! It's like saying that americans can't speak proper cantonese... But anyway, just stopped by to wish you all a nice stay in heaven with your "God"... and to let you know that if you don't like Portugal or the portuguese, you are very welcome to stay away from our country. We don't need garbage like you here, thanks. And I was pretty offended by this title (portuguese are lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics)... I'll have you know I'm not ugly... my mom keeps saying I'm beautiful...
I just hope that when the muslims decide to attack you guys again, they'll start with the Landover Baptist Church!...
Why would anyone want to speak Cantonese? I don't even like Chinese food. Too greasy.


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This was so fun to read I almost thought it was real! LOL! Made my day... I almost believed that there were still stupid people filled with hate and bigotry due to the fact that they were blinded by some stupid faith. But of course, this was only a joke and none of this was real, right? I mean, there's no way that a person can call himself or herself intelligent and say that the portuguese can't even speak proper spanish, right? You do know that they are two different languages for sure! It's like saying that americans can't speak proper cantonese... But anyway, just stopped by to wish you all a nice stay in heaven with your "God"... and to let you know that if you don't like Portugal or the portuguese, you are very welcome to stay away from our country. We don't need garbage like you here, thanks. And I was pretty offended by this title (portuguese are lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics)... I'll have you know I'm not ugly... my mom keeps saying I'm beautiful...
I just hope that when the muslims decide to attack you guys again, they'll start with the Landover Baptist Church!...

That's pretty good American for a Mexican. I doubt that will keep you out of Hell though.


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This was so fun to read I almost thought it was real! LOL! Made my day... I almost believed that there were still stupid people filled with hate and bigotry due to the fact that they were blinded by some stupid faith. But of course, this was only a joke and none of this was real, right? I mean, there's no way that a person can call himself or herself intelligent and say that the portuguese can't even speak proper spanish, right? You do know that they are two different languages for sure! It's like saying that americans can't speak proper cantonese... But anyway, just stopped by to wish you all a nice stay in heaven with your "God"... and to let you know that if you don't like Portugal or the portuguese, you are very welcome to stay away from our country. We don't need garbage like you here, thanks. And I was pretty offended by this title (portuguese are lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics)... I'll have you know I'm not ugly... my mom keeps saying I'm beautiful...
I just hope that when the muslims decide to attack you guys again, they'll start with the Landover Baptist Church!...
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This was so fun to read I almost thought it was real! LOL! Made my day... I almost believed that there were still stupid people filled with hate and bigotry due to the fact that they were blinded by some stupid faith. But of course, this was only a joke and none of this was real, right? I mean, there's no way that a person can call himself or herself intelligent and say that the portuguese can't even speak proper spanish, right? You do know that they are two different languages for sure! It's like saying that americans can't speak proper cantonese... But anyway, just stopped by to wish you all a nice stay in heaven with your "God"... and to let you know that if you don't like Portugal or the portuguese, you are very welcome to stay away from our country. We don't need garbage like you here, thanks. And I was pretty offended by this title (portuguese are lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics)... I'll have you know I'm not ugly... my mom keeps saying I'm beautiful...
I just hope that when the muslims decide to attack you guys again, they'll start with the Landover Baptist Church!...

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... I'll have you know I'm not ugly... my mom keeps saying I'm beautiful...
Doesn't it just make you so angry when moms do that? They think they are being kind to their hideous child, but do they not understand that Proverbs 13:5 applies to them too?

A righteous man hateth lying: but a wicked man is loathsome, and cometh to shame.

What hope is there for any child who is growing up amid such wickedness?


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Default Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 07-27-2015, 02:52 PM

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I just hope that when the muslims decide to attack you guys again, they'll start with the Landover Baptist Church!...
So you promote terrorist attacks and hope for them? I wonder how that makes you a good person. Please explain why you like terrorism and think it is an appropriate response to anything.


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Default Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 09-12-2015, 01:33 AM

The Israeli defence forces will be using Portugal for target practice


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It is hard accept that some one with an IQ so high as you MisterM, believes that 'American' is a language.
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Default Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 01-15-2016, 03:25 PM

Dear Rabbi Goldschlitz, the racist Portuguese people that expelled you from Portugal on the 15th century (http://bit.ly/1WewYsa) are long dead. No need for hard feelings.
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I think some members of this website are playing too much World of War Craft.

Greetings Matthew. I welcome you to this site for Christians. These are white people but they are very open to people of all races and opinions as long as you keep your opinions to yourself. I am a Black man and not of the Baptist religion but I am a Christian of the Rastafari. I have been welcomed here by the white people because white people in Babylon appreciate diversity. That is a word that means the Black people are also allowed to participate. If you are Portuguese these white people will still accept you. Portuguese people are neither Black men nor white men but they occupy the same race as the Mexicans and people from India.


My advice to you is to be friendly and try not to be critical of the white people. They are offended by brown people and Black people who try to tell them about Jesus. They would like to tell you about Jesus so that you will not have to go to the Baptist Hell. Do not be angry or rude or they will probably come and find you.


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Default Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 01-15-2016, 04:48 PM

I, Man Rastafari, thanks for the support. I think that mixed vision of the peoples of the world is their way to spread union and God's love.
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I think that mixed vision of the peoples of the world is their way to spread union and God's love.
Hello Mathew,

Can you elaborate a bit on this view? At first glance it seems a bit of a contradiction. What do you mean with a mixed vision of the peoples of the world? Does it mean you have to mix in the visions of child molesters, murderers, Vin Diesel fans? I would doubt that doing so would create any kind of union, let alone spread it.

The biggest contradiction however is that mixed visions spread God´s love/the word of God. According to True Christians™ there is only one vision to God´s love and that is (in) the Bible (KJV). Am I missing something?

Kind regards,

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Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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It is hard accept that some one with an IQ so high as you MisterM, believes that 'American' is a language.
Try explaining that to all of these idiots who hold a Ph.D. in linguistics and believe that American English is a) separate from other Englishes (...is that a word? my spell check seems to think so) and b) has its own multitude of dialects.


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Default Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 02-22-2016, 09:20 PM

I, for one, cannot wait until Mr. Donald J. Trump becomes CEO of America. One of the first things he is likely to do, I believe, is invade the Pope-loving Portuguese, sink all their fishing boats, and turn their coastline into gaudy luxury condos for wealthy Arabs.

You think your favorite, sad Fado song is mournful and devastatingly emotional now? Just wait until Mr. Trump turns your country into golf courses, condos, gambling palaces, and fast food outlets for the Chinese, Gypsies, Arabs, Nigerians and Russian oligarchs!! You're going to die of saudade overload, and all because you mocked Jesus, followed the Pope, and didn't properly develop your coastline real estate assets. I think you're low-energy losers.
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Default Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 07-14-2016, 07:25 AM

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Are you crazy??!
You went in Portugal in vacation when you have SPAIN and beutifull Alicante next it!!!?

Weather - better(Pfff, not)
Food - better(Spain's food completely sucks)
People - better(WHATT XD! I was once there and the idiots only wanted me to talk Spanish because they were dumb enough to not speak ANY OTHER LANGUAGE, not even piffleing English)
Girls - nicer( I agree this one, there are way more slut-dressed girls in the street)
Men - (OK they're all sex-obsesionate perverteds but you're no ineterst in them anyway so we just ignore this OK?)
Beahces - better(Portugal has one of the better beaches in the world)
Sport - better, we World Champions and THEY got Cristiano Ronaldo, gayman.(You got who?, poor guys, lost Euro)

Drunk Britishs? - we keep them all in a big zoo/thematic Park called Benidorm.

I think you have learn you lesson, yes?

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