[Witch Hammer]

...if none are available for council, you can always shoot me a PM. I want to help!

I've seen the commercials on the television, preying upon the dotard, tempting him to cast aside his well-earned flaccidity and spew his corrupted seed into his hag-of-a-wife's barren, dessicated womb through his artificially swollen member.

To my saved, Christian brothers who may have been goaded by the devil (or his accomplice, your wife!) to sample these ungodly products, and have suffered God's retribution in the form of interminable priapism, know that there is hope.

Whatever you do, do NOT call a secular doctor, they will only misuse that savage erection of yours to quench the fire of their own lust...this is a matter best straightened out between Christian Brethren, with much prayer, anointing with oil and laying on of hands. Nehemiah 6:9

Don't be afraid to reach out for help.