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Default Recognizing the Hippy Threat - 10-15-2006, 10:36 PM

A preliminary overview of the three most common versions of disgusting hippy.

As the ranking True Christian™ and owner/proprietor of the Wiseman Compound and Bible Complex in North "by God" Carolina, I am pleased to report that the instances of Wiccan and hippy activity near the south fenceline have dramatically dropped in the last two months since my aquisition of the land beyond the former perimeter. I purchased the additional 600 acres with the Lords blessing on September 16th and the last Wiccan was treed on the night of the 22nd. The last hippy was apprehended on the following week on the 26th after a prolonged chase through the neighboring swamp.

I have had a relatively slow period(forgive the nasty talk) these last few weeks hippy-wise and have kept myself busy with the Godly retraining procedures, field tending, Bible study and such. Revamping the direction of the instruction if you will. This has not been easy as the last few Wiccans were the most violent to date and the hippies require constant monitoring to assure total sobriety throughout the process. It has been noted that the common hippy can "get high" on practically anything. And will if left unattended for more than the briefest of periods.

I have been observing the Liberal hippies and their unnatural tendencies for years. This has afforded me the uncanny ability to differentiate between the 3 most abundant sub-groups of the common hippy. The following is a short review of these sub-groups as well as their individual attribute. This is intended to aid the True Christian™ faithful spotting and immediate capture or avoidance of any who fall within these guidelines.
For as we all know,
ALL HIPPIES ARE DISGUSTING BUT THEY AREN'T ALL DISGUSTING FOR THE SAME REASONS.

Sub-group 1.
The Original/Classic Hippy.

Charlie Manson and his filthy crew are in this group. Extremely violent and dangerous. These miscreants are prone to kidnapping young girls for interracial sex orgies and drug crazed self pleasuring carnivals of indecency. These sex perverts will stop at nothing until the entire world is a grotesque tie dyed explosion of naked unGodliness.
They speak in their own unintelligible language with words like "groovy" and "man" or "wow" or "like" peppering their speech constantly.
They can be easily spotted due to their penchant for beads and fringed clothing as well as German and Swedish automobiles such as Volvo wagons and Volkswagon Microbuses. They also reek of Patchouli and body oder mixed with copious amounts of acrid Marijuana smoke. It is an unmistakeable assault on the olfactory system.

Sub-group 2.
The New Agers/Crystal Rubbers.

This group is usually surrounded by Native American trinkets such as the "dream catcher" and other demonic feathered items. With their insipid claims of "vibes" and the so-called "benefits" of herbal tea and "holistic medicine". This group will usually attempt to convert you immediately with a never-ending Satanic dialogue. A strap of duct tape is useful in stifling this Hellish mumbo-jumbo. Weird earth oriented blessings and crystal centered Satanic rituals are commonplace in this groups environment. Incense fills their clothes and ponytails and braids with the horrible scents of Hell. Sandalwood and Black Love.
Plenty of subdued earthtones and of course sandals are the normal dress for this brand of evildoer.

Sub-group 3.
The Neo-hippy.

This is by far the most often encounted of the groups. This is the kid in the mall wearing the hemp necklace and the "Phish" tie dyed T-shirt reading poetry to his homosexual buddies. The females create the sinful waste of time known as "hemp art" by tying knot after evil knot in twine formed from the Devils weed. They also create their own clothing and wear sandals year round. They are generally too young and uninformed to know any better and require the most retraining of all the groups.

All of the above are considered Liberals and as such are patently unAmerican Communists and flower sniffing bleeding hearts. They all share the common defect of hating Gods country and protesting the completely justified War on Terror. This is due to overusage of drugs and the Liberal Media. Smoking reefers and doing acid paper constantly has eroded the brain to the point of actually protesting the United States in several hundred of these devil worshipping addicts.


In general for all versions, the women are hairy and oversexed and refuse to wear modest clothing to the point of being practically nude. The men wear tie Dyed shirts and baggy ripped jeans with patches and bandanas around the knee area. The promiscuosity presented by these heathens makes Jesus sick to His glorious stomache. The women are especially crafty and will not hesitate to use their odiferous feminine wiles to get what they want. Avoid eye contact until a strong set of cuffs or a nightstick can be used.

YOUR ETERNAL SOUL IS ON THE LINE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN.

So beware fellow followers of Jesus! The hippies are are about and will do anything to send your soul straight to Hell! Refuse to become that which Christ hates!
In Jesus Holy Name I pray for our strength to be resolute in the face of the hairy hoards of Satans Peaceniks!
Yours in Christ,
M-


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Default Re: Recognizing the Hippy Threat - 10-16-2006, 07:47 AM

Dirty, stinking, disgusting hippies make God want to vomit!
Give a Hippy a Bath!!!!


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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: Recognizing the Hippy Threat - 10-16-2006, 11:57 AM

My parents are, unfortunately, of the first variety of hippy. It is my neverending shame, and everyday I call them and ask them if they have repented yet...For some reason, they've blocked my number.
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Default Re: Recognizing the Hippy Threat - 10-16-2006, 02:03 PM

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For some reason, they've blocked my number.

You know I once knew a guy that could reverse those nasty blocked numbers. Back when I used to run with that crowd.

My sister is one of those Original/Classic hippies. I have been preachin' the word to her and tellin' her to forget her sinful ways. But I think I am ready to give up hope. She drove my parents looney, I was on my way til I found JESUS! And of course this wonderful forum, God's one and only favorite. Anyway, just wanted to add my 2 cents.

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Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
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Default Re: Recognizing the Hippy Threat - 10-16-2006, 11:12 PM

I am merely a humble man of Christ trying to help his fellow faithful avoid sin. I pray this has in some way done just that.


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