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Re: Basic Biblical Roles of Women -
06-12-2007, 09:25 PM
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God uses queers to do His bidding
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I didn't think god liked gays. Make up your minds god dammit!
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Re: Basic Biblical Roles of Women -
06-12-2007, 11:23 PM
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I didn't think god liked gays. Make up your minds god dammit!
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#1) I said God USES queers as He sees fit. That does not imply that He likes them. Gos uses anyone He wants in any way He wants. God has also made His feelings about homers crystal clear in the Holy Bible.
Lev.18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
#2) You have fallen into a bad habit of taking the Lord's name in vain. The very next time you do that, you will begin accumulating infraction points for it. Show a little respect, you damned sissy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Basic Biblical Roles of Women -
06-13-2007, 11:39 AM
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I didn't think god liked gays.
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So? God doesn't like ragheads, but that didn't stop Him using them to Bless America by killing 3,000 liberal Jew York Queers! Praise!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Basic Biblical Roles of Women -
06-13-2007, 12:03 PM
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Where does God say the KJV 1611 is the one true authoritative Bible?
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Your "replies":
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#1) I said God USES queers as He sees fit. That does not imply that He likes them. Gos uses anyone He wants in any way He wants. God has also made His feelings about homers crystal clear in the Holy Bible.
#2) You have fallen into a bad habit of taking the Lord's name in vain. The very next time you do that, you will begin accumulating infraction points for it. Show a little respect, you damned sissy.
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So? God doesn't like ragheads, but that didn't stop Him using them to Bless America by killing 3,000 liberal Jew York Queers! Praise!
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I'll take your relative "silence" to indicate you were 100% wrong.
I accept your apologies.
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06-13-2007, 01:04 PM
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Your "replies":
I'll take your relative "silence" to indicate you were 100% wrong.
I accept your apologies.
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No apology has been offered you filthy queerboy. The replies you posted were answers to other questions, and so you are a deliberate liar. You received no reply to your idiotic question, because it isn't worth answering.
You cannot understand anything about God's Holy Word because you have scales on your eyes, and your father is satan.
John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Basic Biblical Roles of Women -
06-13-2007, 05:18 PM
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No apology has been offered you filthy queerboy. The replies you posted were answers to other questions, and so you are a deliberate liar. You received no reply to your idiotic question, because it isn't worth answering.
You cannot understand anything about God's Holy Word because you have scales on your eyes, and your father is satan.
John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not
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What's that you say? You have no such record of God declaring the KJV 1611 as the one true definitve Bible? Huh? There is no evidence that the KJV 1611 is any more genuine than any other translation? I was right and you were 100% wrong?
I accept your apology.
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Re: Basic Biblical Roles of Women -
06-13-2007, 07:19 PM
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#2) You have fallen into a bad habit of taking the Lord's name in vain. The very next time you do that, you will begin accumulating infraction points for it. Show a little respect, you damned sissy.
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God damn, I knew I'd start getting infraction points soon ¬.¬
On a far less important note, I agree with this statement:
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You received no reply to your idiotic question, because it isn't worth answering.
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Goetien, dude you should just give up like the rest of us have. Embrace their confused extremist ways and go with it. They're not harmless but they're... well actually they're pretty funny and have some good insults. Whatever you do don't get too annoyed, they will never listen.
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06-13-2007, 11:01 PM
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Goetien, dude you should just give up like the rest of us have. Embrace their confused extremist ways and go with it. They're not harmless but they're... well actually they're pretty funny and have some good insults. Whatever you do don't get too annoyed, they will never listen.
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Do you honestly think that I, Adept of Major Mysteries, radiant lord of astral continence, wielder of the flame of Kaust'amojin, high magus of The Great College of Initiates, don't comprehend the nature of these True Progressive Christians? You think that in my grand vision I do not see the truth behind their hearts? The names behind their masks? The face behind the mysteries? Their sacred church of Church of Pergamo has its doors opened as the mouths of the drunkards. Anger finds no resting place in the halls of Goetien for my sentries are keen and sharp and ever watchful.
You must think I'm as retarded as Elmer's son if you think I would ever tolerate the spirit of annoyance.
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06-13-2007, 11:11 PM
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You must think I'm as retarded as Elmer's son if you think I would ever tolerate the spirit of annoyance.
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I'd say your level of retard ability goes well over Elmers Son.
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06-13-2007, 11:15 PM
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I'd say your level of retard ability goes well over Elmers Son. Attachment 1968
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So you recognize that the boy is a retard?
Maybe god punished the boy because his mother is a female pastor that outranks his father. According to the Bible, taken wholey and literally, that is a big no no.
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Re: Basic Biblical Roles of Women -
06-13-2007, 11:23 PM
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So you recognize that the boy is a retard?
Maybe god punished the boy because his mother is a female pastor that outranks his father. According to the Bible, taken wholey and literally, that is a big no no.
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Well, as Freehold forbids retards within It's Township you appear to be wrong once again.
The retard was a very good representation of yourself as Elmers Son.
I'm afraid I haven't yet received your actual Photo from the D.O.F.
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Re: Basic Biblical Roles of Women -
06-13-2007, 11:44 PM
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Do you honestly think that I, Adept of Major Mysteries, radiant lord of astral continence, wielder of the flame of Kaust'amojin, high magus of The Great College of Initiates, don't comprehend the nature of these True Progressive Christians? You think that in my grand vision I do not see the truth behind their hearts? The names behind their masks? The face behind the mysteries? Their sacred church of Church of Pergamo has its doors opened as the mouths of the drunkards. Anger finds no resting place in the halls of Goetien for my sentries are keen and sharp and ever watchful.
You must think I'm as retarded as Elmer's son if you think I would ever tolerate the spirit of annoyance.
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OH PLEASE! Hahahahahahahaha You're killing me! I'm crying! HAhahahahahahahahaha Are you the grand poombah of your little gothtard club? How many members? ONE!? Please! Ha ahahaha!! My ribs hurt! You are too hilarious Goatbot! "Tolerate the spirit of annoyance"!? HAHAHAhahahaha you are too much! Really a funny fag. Oh, thank you....I haven't laughed so hard since we caught those hippies camping on my land last Fall. Oh, good times.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Basic Biblical Roles of Women -
06-14-2007, 02:37 AM
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OH PLEASE! Hahahahahahahaha You're killing me! I'm crying! HAhahahahahahahahaha Are you the grand poombah of your little gothtard club? How many members? ONE!? Please! Ha ahahaha!! My ribs hurt! You are too hilarious Goatbot! "Tolerate the spirit of annoyance"!? HAHAHAhahahaha you are too much! Really a funny fag. Oh, thank you....I haven't laughed so hard since we caught those hippies camping on my land last Fall. Oh, good times.
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Matthew 5:
[9] Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
[10] Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
[11] Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
[12] Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
God, bless me.
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Re: Basic Biblical Roles of Women -
06-14-2007, 03:44 AM
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Do you honestly think that I, Adept of Major Mysteries, radiant lord of astral continence, wielder of the flame of Kaust'amojin, high magus of The Great College of Initiates, don't comprehend the nature of these True Progressive Christians? You think that in my grand vision I do not see the truth behind their hearts? The names behind their masks? The face behind the mysteries? Their sacred church of Church of Pergamo has its doors opened as the mouths of the drunkards. Anger finds no resting place in the halls of Goetien for my sentries are keen and sharp and ever watchful.
You must think I'm as retarded as Elmer's son if you think I would ever tolerate the spirit of annoyance.
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Elmore's son may not be the sharpest knife in the draw kid but at lest he don't go hiding it behind some made up grand poo-bah nonsense like you do. Heck, we've got guys here in Freehold who wear golf pants and white belts that are less geeky than you.
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Re: Basic Biblical Roles of Women -
06-14-2007, 10:54 AM
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Matthew 5:
[9] Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
[10] Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
[11] Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
[12] Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
God, bless me.
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He only blesses those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake and for His sake. Being persecuted for being dumber than a box of rocks doesn't quite cut it.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Basic Biblical Roles of Women -
06-14-2007, 01:55 PM
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He only blesses those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake and for His sake.
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I accept your apology.
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06-14-2007, 02:51 PM
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I accept your apology.
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I think you are deliberately misinterpreting Pastor Temperences and Jesus' words.
You are quite an interesting fellow. Tell me, why do you hide your face away? Are you so ugly or disfigured that people turn their backs on you?
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06-14-2007, 05:03 PM
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You are quite an interesting fellow. Tell me, why do you hide your face away? Are you so ugly or disfigured that people turn their backs on you?
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Why do you hide your face away. You are aware that in my astral travels I have seen your real face. Tell me, do you remember your dreams? You were on that motorcycle, remember?
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06-14-2007, 06:13 PM
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Why do you hide your face away. You are aware that in my astral travels I have seen your real face. Tell me, do you remember your dreams? You were on that motorcycle, remember?
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What sort of psychedelic voyage are you on now, friend? You need Jesus more than anything else (even more than those Cheetos).
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Re: Basic Biblical Roles of Women -
06-14-2007, 08:54 PM
I am extremely hurt at those remarks....God does not love women any less than men.
Wasnt Eve made from a rib taken from Adam? Eve was as much a human being as Adam was.
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