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Why oh Why People what are you doing! -
01-11-2017, 09:11 PM
Well whoever posts idiotic things about religions and stupid rubbish like Minecraft turns you children into sex slaves you couldn't be more wrong if anything this website shouldn't even exist, saying 'your true Catholics and Christians' so If I where you I would class this as you disobeying the ten commandments and the third one do not use the lords name in vain since you are using it for bad reasons so If I where you I wouldn't have even made the site look keep things to yourself and stop being such attention seekers!
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Re: Why oh Why People what are you doing! -
01-11-2017, 09:30 PM
Hello dear and a very warm welcome to the forum. Could you perhaps divide your future posts up into sentences, so as to make them easier to understand? Thank you.
You seem to be laboring under a misunderstanding. We are not catholics - catholics are definitely not Christians!!! We are Baptists - the clue is in the name of our church, which you will find at the top of the page and also, conveniently, in the name of the website.
So, do tell us something about you. What church do you go to, and what is your favorite Bible verse? We look forward to fellowshipping with you.
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Re: Why oh Why People what are you doing! -
01-11-2017, 09:36 PM
Welcome to the forum, stranger.
We follow God's Word to the letter around here. If you disagree with us, you disagree with God.
Please tell us what kind of false "Christianity" you've been raised in. What is your view of God?What Scriptures do you use to justify your beliefs about God? We would be happy to disabuse you of your misconceptions and reveal to you the true God.
| Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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Re: Why oh Why People what are you doing! -
01-11-2017, 09:37 PM
Dear friend:
Welcome to our Godly and friendly discussion board.
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Well whoever posts idiotic things about religions and stupid rubbish like Minecraft turns you children into sex slaves you couldn't be more wrong if anything this website shouldn't even exist, saying 'your true Catholics and Christians'
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Where did we claim to be true Catholics? We've taken pains to say that we're not, since Catholicism isn't genuine Christianity.
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so If I where you I would class this as you disobeying the ten commandments and the third one do not use the lords name in vain since you are using it for bad reasons
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Do you agree with me that if we use God's name for a good reason, your logic doesn't apply? Do you agree with me that if we preach the Gospel (Mark 16:15) to teach people what God wants, that's a good thing?
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so If I where you I wouldn't have even made the site look keep things to yourself and stop being such attention seekers!
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Christians are most certainly not to keep the saving Gospel to ourselves. If you knew anything about Christianity, you'd know this.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Why oh Why People what are you doing! -
01-11-2017, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Ihatelandovers
Well whoever posts idiotic things about religions and stupid rubbish like Minecraft turns you children into sex slaves you couldn't be more wrong if anything this website shouldn't even exist, saying 'your true Catholics and Christians' so If I where you I would class this as you disobeying the ten commandments and the third one do not use the lords name in vain since you are using it for bad reasons so If I where you I wouldn't have even made the site look keep things to yourself and stop being such attention seekers!
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We're glad you stopped by. You seem to be struggling with your faith. We at Landover Baptist Church do not suffer in this way. We are certain, 100% certain, we know Jesus and He knows and approves of us.
We hope to learn more of your struggles--we can help you.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Why oh Why People what are you doing! -
01-12-2017, 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Ihatelandovers
Well whoever posts idiotic things about religions and stupid rubbish like Minecraft turns you children into sex slaves you couldn't be more wrong if anything this website shouldn't even exist, saying 'your true Catholics and Christians' so If I where you I would class this as you disobeying the ten commandments and the third one do not use the lords name in vain since you are using it for bad reasons so If I where you I wouldn't have even made the site look keep things to yourself and stop being such attention seekers!
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Oh insolent child, let's start at the beginning. Landover Baptist is sharing these alarming stories, and we are a perfectly respectable, Christian church. There are True Christians who follow all the laws perfectly and act just like Jesus, and that's what we were commanded to be "perfect". Also, you are uttering the Lord's name in vain by your failing to capitalize it, as not only is He worthy of all your love and respect, but grammatically, the Lord is a proper noun. Finally, you are the attention seeker, as you go onto a Christian site and make unsubstantiated claims that directly contradict the Bible to cause dissention and strife. Shame on you; I'm praying for your redemption (however unlikely that may be). -Elizabeth Johnson
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Why oh Why People what are you doing! -
01-12-2017, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Ihatelandovers
Well whoever posts idiotic things about religions and stupid rubbish like Minecraft turns you children into sex slaves you couldn't be more wrong if anything this website shouldn't even exist, saying 'your true Catholics and Christians' so If I where you I would class this as you disobeying the ten commandments and the third one do not use the lords name in vain since you are using it for bad reasons so If I where you I wouldn't have even made the site look keep things to yourself and stop being such attention seekers!
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Hello friend and welcome to Landover Baptist Church forum. From my experience, I can say that this will the most biblical church and they seem to know the Bible very well. Very smart people indeed. If you disagree with them, then I would say Christianity is not for you, and you should become an Atheist and burn in hell like I am about to. Hail Satan. 420 epic meme.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Re: Why oh Why People what are you doing! -
01-13-2017, 11:04 AM
Wow, what a hateful post. I am deeply offended by this.
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Re: Why oh Why People what are you doing! -
01-13-2017, 05:13 PM
It looks as though yet another tolerant liberal has bashed and dashed.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Why oh Why People what are you doing! -
01-13-2017, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Ihatelandovers
Well whoever posts idiotic things about religions and stupid rubbish like Minecraft turns you children into sex slaves you couldn't be more wrong if anything this website shouldn't even exist, saying 'your true Catholics and Christians' so If I where you I would class this as you disobeying the ten commandments and the third one do not use the lords name in vain since you are using it for bad reasons so If I where you I wouldn't have even made the site look keep things to yourself and stop being such attention seekers!
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Young lady, Catholics are not Christian. They believe in the pope and think that he can see you to Heaven.
Not so.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Why oh Why People what are you doing! -
01-13-2017, 07:40 PM
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stop being such attention seekers!
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You bother to make an account to insult us knowing very well we will not stand by while you insult God and then you accuse us of seeking attention.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Why oh Why People what are you doing! -
02-23-2017, 11:26 PM
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Catholics…believe in the pope and think that he can see you to Heaven.
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Do catholics even believe in Heaven these days? We know where it is, of course, and occasionally when a suitable opening has been made people have been able to see Jesus there.
After the crucifixion, Jesus died. When visitors to the sepulchre where His corpse was expected to be arrived they were surprised to find Jesus missing.
MARK 16 . KJV . look up
5 And entering into the sepulchre, they saw a young man sitting on the right side, clothed in a long white garment; and they were affrighted.
6 And he saith unto them, Be not affrighted: Ye seek Jesus of Nazareth, which was crucified: he is risen; he is not here: behold the place where they laid him.
Jesus was no longer dead. He had risen! How did Mark know that? Because there were witnesses.
Not just at the sepulchre but elsewhere too. When people were told what had happened they didn't believe what they heard which is understandable in that corpses usually remain dead, so anyway in most cases a personal appearance was necessary to confirm the resurrection of Jesus.
-- KJV . look up
9 Now when Jesus was risen early the first day of the week, he appeared first to Mary Magdalene, out of whom he had cast seven devils.
10 And she went and told them that had been with him, as they mourned and wept.
11 And they, when they had heard that he was alive, and had been seen of her, believed not.
12 After that he appeared in another form unto two of them, as they walked, and went into the country.
13 And they went and told it unto the residue: neither believed they them.
14 Afterward he appeared unto the eleven as they sat at meat, and upbraided them with their unbelief and hardness of heart, because they believed not them which had seen him after he was risen.
People understood what had happened because they saw for themselves, Mary Magdalene (1) and another two (that's 3 altogether so far) and eleven eating breakfast (15) that's what Mark has recorded for us so that we will know too. Eyewitnesses. Actual personal interactions, the words spoken, where they were spoken and the reactions which in the circumstances are not surprising really. What did Jesus do next?
Mark continues to record what Jesus said including His commission to us to spread The Gospel through all the world and then an amazing event occurred.
–.– KJV . look up
19 So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God.
Heaven is on the other side of the firmament. Normally it's opaque but we know openings can be made and then it's possible to see what's happening there. In this historical record, preserved for us so that we will know The Truth, Jesus is returned to Heaven and seated at the right hand of God. When Stephen was called upon to explain his position he was happy to witness and outlined the historical context. What he said was not popular because it challenged the false position of religious leaders and the opulence they relished.
ACTS 7 . KJV . look up
54 When they heard these things, they were cut to the heart, and they gnashed on him with their teeth.
55 But he, being full of the Holy Ghost, looked up stedfastly into heaven, and saw the glory of God, and Jesus standing on the right hand of God,
56 And said, Behold, I see the heavens opened, and the Son of man standing on the right hand of God.
There are other examples of the firmament being opened partially so that we know what's on the other side. The information has the very highest authority: God. God, who made everything and obviously knows everything about what He made. He didn't just do bullion metals down to the atoms leaving arrangement of electrons to somebody else. God's knowledge of how the world is constructed doesn't end with the subsoil. He knows about bedrock, the pillars upon which bedrock is set and the certainty that the world does not move. He knows that He made fruit trees before the sun and that no new stars are being created. God knows all these things. Catholicism disagrees. Heaven has been quite well described throughout The Bible and God is consistent in the descriptions He's provided for us. Idolatry is mentioned more than Heaven, in fact idolatry is described AND CONDEMNED at great length & very frequently.
Catholics don't believe any of that. Do they believe in Heaven? Well, they probably have some made up fantasy used to deceive people into believing that they have a hot-line to Mary. They do like the opulence they've extorted over centuries with lies for carrots and murder as the stick and I haven't noticed any liquidation sales lately despite their bleatings. So I can only assume Heaven went out the window around the time the telescopes came in with more Bible contradiction in other words Business As Usual for this trough of charlatans.
The only place they'll get anyone is HELL FOREVER
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1. You can read about it commencing in Acts chapter 6 LINK
2. Annotated example of falsehood, lies and opulence LINK
3. Bullion metals belong to God. Vatican claims notwithstanding. LINK
4. God also owns the pillars supporting bedrock. LINK
4. Sometimes He shakes them, but the earth's overall position doesn't change. LINK
5. Cereals, grasses and fruit trees were all made on Creation Day 3 LINK
6. God is quite explicit here that this is not some local event: "and all the host of them" includes even the stars we cannot see LINK
7. Apparently the papists now employ an astronomer LINK
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Pope Francis appointed Jesuit brother Guy Consolmagno as the new director of the Vatican Observatory…The previous director of the Vatican Observatory, José Funes, was Argentinian. When thinking of becoming a Jesuit, he asked a senior member of the order whether he should join then or complete his studies in astronomy first; he was advised to finish studying. The Jesuit who gave that advice was Jorge Bergoglio, who is now Pope Francis. Francis, who has a background in chemistry, was encouraging Jesuits to be astronomers 30 years ago.
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