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Default Hello - 02-14-2017, 02:00 AM

Hello I am Rachel and I have found this forum in a search for a Godly community to align myself with


I was born and raised a Christian but strayed in my late teens. Luckily I found my way back to God through a pamphlet I found in a bar bathroom and found a Dominant husband who keeps me in line (he has given me permission to be on this forum.)


My favorite Verse is Matthew 10:34King James Version (KJV)34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.



I hope I am acceptable to have in this community and I hope to grow closer to our Lord as I fellowship with you all.
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Default Re: Hello! - 02-14-2017, 02:24 AM

Welcome, Rachel. We are Christian here and friendly. If you come seeking fellowship and to praise Jesus, you have come to the right place. Do please tell us more of your previous life of sin and debauchery. You will feel better once you get it off your chest. I praise God that you have returned to Jesus.

God Bless!


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Default Re: Hello! - 02-14-2017, 02:28 AM

Thank you for your warm welcome. Allow me to submit to your request Brother.


I strayed hard in the 17th year of my life. I kissed a man I was not bound in marriage to and I went and danced in a club to secular music on several occasions, even dancing with men. I once even thought of dabbling in sorcery. Luckily my husband has forgiven my whorish ways and I am closer to God than ever!
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Default Re: Hello! - 02-14-2017, 02:42 AM

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Thank you for your warm welcome. Allow me to submit to your request Brother.


I strayed hard in the 17th year of my life. I kissed a man I was not bound in marriage to and I went and danced in a club to secular music on several occasions, even dancing with men. I once even thought of dabbling in sorcery. Luckily my husband has forgiven my whorish ways and I am closer to God than ever!
Goodness, what a life of suffering and hardship you would have been in for had it not been for the courageous and merciful soul who left that pamphlet for you! This is, of course, the sole reason men of integrity face smutty, dark, sex infested bars, bathrooms, and Boy Scout troops - to show a light in the darkness. May Jesus be praised!

Tell us how many children you have blessed your husband with! Have you begun homeschooling them yet? I'm happy to share my own insight; also we have some ample curriculum choices contained in our humble forums, all 100% Biblically guaranteed! Perhaps Brother Larry will share his latest homeschooling project. He's an educated man, and quite respected here, despite his residency in Satan's back yard and lack of progress with regard to finding a decent wife himself.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello! - 02-14-2017, 02:47 AM

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Tell us how many children you have blessed your husband with! Have you begun homeschooling them yet? I'm happy to share my own insight; also we have some ample curriculum choices contained in our humble forums, all 100% Biblically guaranteed! Perhaps Brother Larry will share his latest homeschooling project. He's an educated man, and quite respected here, despite his residency in Satan's back yard and lack of progress with regard to finding a decent wife himself.

The one who laid that pamphlet has saved my life! Both this one and the eternal!


My husband and I got married just in December 2016 so as of yet we have no children, but of course we are trying!!!! We hope God will fill our quiver with how many ever blessing he decides to give us!


We do plan on homeschooling of course! You cannot trust the evil teachers or children in public or private schooling
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The one who laid that pamphlet has saved my life!

Resolute pamphleteers and street corner preachers bearing leaflets have always been powerful weapons in our arsenal, but we here are missionaries on the cutting edge of science, using computers and the interwebs and all kinds of electric things to spread God's word.


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Hello I am Rachel and I have found this forum in a search for a Godly community to align myself with


I was born and raised a Christian but strayed in my late teens. Luckily I found my way back to God through a pamphlet I found in a bar bathroom and found a Dominant husband who keeps me in line (he has given me permission to be on this forum.)


My favorite Verse is Matthew 10:34King James Version (KJV)34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.



I hope I am acceptable to have in this community and I hope to grow closer to our Lord as I fellowship with you all.

PRAISE GOD!!!!!
First, let me share in the joy that you were reached through a gospel tract. I myself have entered many gay establishments in my life solely to spread love through the things I can leave in the bathroom. There is no place so sordid, no location so vile that our LORD cannot penetrate it.


As dear Sister Mary indicated, I am an intelligent, well-built young man, full of virility and the spark of my charisma inflames all who come near me. But I am also a very humble man, willing to share knowledge with those who seek it. I would be pleased to discuss my many homeschooling programs with you when the time comes. So as not to turn these forums into sales showrooms, perhaps that would be better accomplished privately. All you need to do is let me know the ages and grade levels, and I will guide you to the perfect program. ALL of the programs use the Holy Bible as the main textbook, with supplemental lessons to drive the point home.


Welcome again, Sister Rachel, and may the LORD richly bless you.


BrotherLarry
PS: The things Sister Mary said about my not being able to obtain a suitable helpmeet are easily explained. You see, I am pursuing a PhD in Creation Science, so I've put the romance thing on hold for the time being. I know Mrs. Etheldreda didn't mean to imply that I was unable to find someone.


She also spoke quite truthfully of the purpose that men - in particular her husband - enters sordid drinking establishments where debauchery and sex-for-sale are the primary activities. It is solely to save sinners. Although I haven't heard many success stories from him. I've heard stories - but not success stories. We'll talk.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Hello! - 02-14-2017, 01:09 PM

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My husband and I got married just in December 2016 so as of yet we have no children, but of course we are trying!!!! We hope God will fill our quiver with how many ever blessing he decides to give us!


Here you can find a guide on how to try


https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=110911


The most important thing is in the title: A Proper Marriage, Not an Orgy of Sexual Lust: GIVE LITTLE, GIVE SELDOM, AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE GRUDGINGLY


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Here you can find a guide on how to try


https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=110911


The most important thing is in the title: A Proper Marriage, Not an Orgy of Sexual Lust: GIVE LITTLE, GIVE SELDOM, AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE GRUDGINGLY

Blessings on you for directing me to this forum! I would not have stumbled upon it due to it's location and am so thrilled you showed it to me!


I will begin mending any perversions in the marriage immediately!!
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Blessings on you for directing me to this forum! I would not have stumbled upon it due to it's location and am so thrilled you showed it to me!


I will begin mending any perversions in the marriage immediately!!
Good for you, dear, and to our Godly forum!

While you're at it, never forget that the intercourse with your husband is actually a threesome with Jesus right in the middle between the two of you.
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Default Re: Hello! - 02-14-2017, 06:37 PM

Thank all of you again for such a warm welcome! I am learning so much already! Blessings to all of you
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Hello everyone. Happy to join the forum and hope to get positive thoughts from here.
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Hello anathemas,
Really good to have you here. Now why don't you introduce yourself to us properly.



The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


So tell us all about your self. We want to hear all the details. Every last one.


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Welcome, Onmyknees, I am inspired by your testimony.

Do you enjoy knitting?


Sorry, I am trying to think of things women can relate to, and that's all I could think of.


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