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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
08-24-2009, 07:27 PM
Sorry to be a pest, but never mind on the niglet tote bag. I already have one. (I'll still take 2 aprons please)
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
08-25-2009, 12:34 AM
As per some of our ladies' requests, tote bags, aprons, beach towels, and mesh hats will now be available in lieu of t-shirts if so desired.
Also, what is with that racist poster? I knew this program might tick off a lot of white supremacists who feel that by focusing on helping niglets we are somehow "discriminating" against white people. Still, I won't let these hateful bigots get me down. I know the Lord approves of this ministry and He wants every niglet Saved®!
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
08-25-2009, 02:46 AM
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Also, for your information, one of my good friends is African-American. She is not only from a well-off family, she is also my most religous friend.
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Some friend you are. What a terribly racist thing to say. Do you tell her negro jokes too to see if she will laugh? Shame on you!
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
08-25-2009, 03:25 AM
What an astonishingly blatant racist programme this is! How can you justify such imperialistic, hegemonic behaviour? On the surface it looks like you are doing a public service by helping underpriveleged minority children but an acute analysis of your programme reveals it nothing more than a tool of the racist establishment.
First you make the typical racist assumption that African-Americans cannot survive on their own and they need the white man's help. This is why the imperialistic Europeans enslaved millions of people of color for centuries. White man's burden. Big Daddy White Boss Knows Best!
Second, your text is overloaded with racial stereotypes (watermelons, fire hydrants) as well as many of your racist responders. Apparently these bigots are afraid that an African-American might know where they live! They also buy into the false stereotypes that African-Americans are more prone to robbery, murder, and other crime compared to other races.
Finally, it is an attempt by your brainwashed cult to subjugated African-Americans into accepting a Slave Mentality. By reinforcing ideas such as the curse of Ham and other Biblically-based justifications for overt inequality, you are damaging the African-American community at large. Young African-American children need positive role models like Mumia abu Jamal or Michael Vick.
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
08-25-2009, 04:47 AM
I swear, you people are never happy. We're just trying to help some of your wild pickanninnies get a better life through Jesus. What could be bad about that?
You should be on your knees thanking us.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
08-25-2009, 05:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
What an astonishingly blatant racist programme . . . .
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I'm going to take a shot in the dark here (no pun intended), and guess that you were a heavy recipient of United Negro College Funds? The one that says "A Negro is a terrible thing to waste" or something like that? Just think of this as a Christian version of that failed secular program.
Because if you start turning down free money like this, then it leads to the conclusions also that:
1) You're done pushing for slavery reparations,
2) You're endorsing people of color to work full time jobs (and ACORN doesn't count) that include Federal Income tax and FICA deductions, thus giving money back to "The Man",
3) You want the elimination of welfare and food stamps, and
4) You favor the end of the United Negro College Fund.
Now, you don't really want to go there do you?
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Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
Romans 1:20 For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: 2 Timothy 2:15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
08-25-2009, 02:49 PM
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Jesus was not white either.
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STONE HER
Oh, my, this post had started out as so much fun! But not only did it attract "fluffyhead" but I see that the nappy-headed negroe "professor" is back, too
How did it all go so wrong? Perhaps I need to go have a visit with Lenny's "shrink"
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
08-25-2009, 04:57 PM
Sister Jenny, I have also noticed that any well-intended thread can go directly down the drain as soon as this "professor" shows up. All she has to do is come in here flapping her big nigra lips going on about something unimportant and suddenly the thread is derailed and all progress is halted.
Somewhere there's a cotton field that's missing its idiot.
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
08-26-2009, 02:53 AM
Without the 'Sponsor a Niglet" pogrom program we can expect quite a bit more of this sort of thing:
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
08-26-2009, 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
Apparently these bigots are afraid that an African-American might know where they live!
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You do? Why are you threatening me so?! I am merely an old woman and would be no match for your brute strength and razor-sharp talons.
Please don't hurt me, Flo-Jo.
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
08-26-2009, 08:46 AM
All I can say is that it is about time we help niglets right here in America rather than some spear chuckers in Africa (and thank God we don't have to listen to Sally Struthers again).
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
08-26-2009, 01:34 PM
THIS comes as no surprise. Great spot for that Pie you just stole off some White person's windowsill, Bubba!
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
08-30-2009, 05:07 AM
Friends, I have great news! I just upped the ante in terms of rewards for you when you sign up for the program. I managed to procure a deal with a Chinese toy manufacturer* to create cute and lovable plush doll darkies! This is just another way of saying "Thanks" when you sponsor a niglet.
As you see, they come in four sizes. The smallest size is for those who sign up for the $49.95/mo plan. The next size is for the $79.95, followed by the $199.95 plan. Finally the big King Kong himself, that enormous 3-footer is for our Platinum Club members who donate just $999.95 a month.
These plush dolls are great icebreakers. Put them with your teddy bear collection or let your kid drag it around when you're shopping at Wal-Mart.
Thank you for your support of the "Sponsor a Niglet" evangelical program. Without your generous contributions, I wouldn't be able to afford the limo I use to go to the inner cities and teach poor niglets about Jesus and how to be Saved®.
*Note: the filling of these toys is toxic so your child should play only under parental supervision.
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
08-30-2009, 10:10 PM
I think that's a wonderful idea there my friends. A question? If i sign up and later have to cancel out,do i have to return my lovable plush Darkie?
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
08-30-2009, 10:17 PM
No, of course not. But your credit card will be billed for the cost of the darkie doll, which varies between $14.99, $29.99, $39.99 and $89.99.
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
08-31-2009, 01:03 AM
Rev. Osborne, I'd like to be part of this wonderful program. My family would like to sponsor two niglets at $79.99 each per month. You have my credit card info on file that you use for your inspirational CD's of the month club.
I'd prefer two males, related if that is possible (same mother AND father). How long must I wait until I can collect my niglets? Is it like puppies where you have to wait 6~8 weeks (but years for a niglet) so they are house trained? Is there any guarantee about disease or defect? Do I have to get them checked by my own vetdoctor or do they com with a 'certificate of authenticity? Finally, do I have to come and get them or do you ship them in boxes (with air holes, I hope)?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
08-31-2009, 02:00 AM
Oh lawd, I would buy one o' dem great big dolls if I had a job. Put im in da passenga seat o my Eldorado so I can drive in da carpoo lane.
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
08-31-2009, 04:30 AM
Brother Hutchins, I already took the liberty of putting your credit cards through so the first transaction was this evening. Now, let me remind you and everyone here, that you don't get the niglets. You don't even have to see the niglets.
What the money is used for is to educate niglets about True Christianity™. You yourself have no role in this. All you provide is money, we handle the rest. With the money raised so far from generous donors like you, we've just purchased a brand new 2010 Cadillac Escalade stretch custom limo. Seats 14, has a mini bar, small fridge, leather couches, two 42" plasma TVs with satellite, a blu-ray player, and a massage chair. You should see the look on the little niglets faces when they see this gigantic pastormobile pull up. We make it clear to them that if they become True Christians™ when they are older, God will reward them just like he rewarded us.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
09-02-2009, 11:50 AM
Ah, I see, sorry for the misunderstanding. Just as well, there are too many nigras running about in the world as it is, I really do not need to see any more. I knew the money would be put to a good cause.
Rev., your tireless efforts never cease to amaze me. If I can be 1/10th the True Christian™ you are, I'd feel like a truly blessed man.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre -
09-02-2009, 12:57 PM
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With the money raised so far from generous donors like you, we've just purchased a brand new 2010 Cadillac Escalade stretch custom limo. Seats 14, has a mini bar, small fridge, leather couches, two 42" plasma TVs with satellite, a blu-ray player, and a massage chair. You should see the look on the little niglets faces when they see this gigantic pastormobile pull up. We make it clear to them that if they become True Christians™ when they are older, God will reward them just like he rewarded us.
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Rev. Jim, do the niglets get to ride in your Escalade? I mean actually get into it?
I'm very concerned about some of that coloration rubbing off on the seats. And what about the smell they leave?
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