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View Poll Results: Is Asexuality a Perversion?
Asexuality is okay according to the 1611 KJV 89 0.44%
Asexuality is a perversion akin to homosexuality and bestiality 20,076 99.56%
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 10-19-2015, 03:23 AM

In my work in Theopsychiatry, I've ran into this particular sub-genre of lesbianism before.

You see, traditional lesbianism is a form of Morally oppositional defiant disorder (MODD), and a diagnostic criteria for MODD is displacement.

With displacement, the lesbian is so torn and disgusted by her rejection of God and her sleazy deathstyle choice that she cannot bear the self-loathing. And so she displaces her own well deserved self-loathing for a hatred of men. Ironically, the male sex is the only remedy for her self-loathing, so her condition is cyclic.

But back to our 'asexual'. With the so-called asexual, her soul is at war with her vulgar choice to be lesbian, much like Jacob wrestling with an angel. Though unlike Jacob's ordeal, there is no winner in this struggle, and no blessing. What happens is that the soul of the woman is too weak to instill morality into her, so it does the only thing it can to prevent her from offending God further; it instructs her to reject both normal and abominable sex. In this way, while she is still damned to hell, she does not offend God and decent, moral people.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 10-19-2015, 11:59 AM

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With the so-called asexual, her soul is at war
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im asexual.
i do not cut myself. i have self harmed before in different forms
From those turning up here, I bet all asexualists are EMO types. What is it with their desire to injure themselves? And they speak of it so matter-of-factly! No sane person would ever harm themselves. It reminds me of a heroin addict pretending to be in the same category as a type-1 diabetic.

Here are some EMO's. Take a look. I'm including "male" and "female" versions because transvestitism is trending in their world.

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Could anything be more off-putting? Except to necrophiliacs maybe. And as we know because they keep telling us if one came around for tea it'd be just as likely to crouch in a corner slicing itself up as to have a scone, or "self harm…in different forms" but I imagine it'd mess up the carpet in the same old way, certainly none of them are Christians.

Which means they have rejected Jesus. The whole programme reeks of Opus Dei. No-one should ever consider choosing asexuality, or gender fluidity, and the hypocrisy jumps right out at you:

PHASE 1 pretend "gender" is socially constructed and that there are multiple choices: 5 to choose from here
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asexuals (and other people in the LGBT community)

PHASE 2 Dig deeper, now it's only 2
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i do not hate the opposite gender. most of my friends are of the opposite gender.


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From those turning up here, I bet all asexualists are EMO types. What is it with their desire to injure themselves? And they speak of it so matter-of-factly! No sane person would ever harm themselves. It reminds me of a heroin addict pretending to be in the same category as a type-1 diabetic.
Ahh, yes. The self-harm we see in the goth/emu/wannabe vampire as well as the LBGTABCDEFG community is another symptom of their spiritual sickness.

You see, these lost ones have rejected the glorious and conditional love of God, and suffer continually from the pain of that loss. To offset their agonizing spiritual pain, they resort to self-harm as a temporary distraction from the everlasting and inescapable spiritual pain they experience. Tattoos, body piercings, and shooting the drugs also stem from this source as these are simply elaborate means of self-harm as well.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 10-19-2015, 11:34 PM

Asexual - what a concept! Only Satan can distort and pervert a Godly desire by... eliminating it.

Actually, I have experienced "temporary asexuality" before. Photos of Hellary or Mandonna render me utterly desireless. Thanks be to God, only a brief thought of Rosalita, Juanita, or any number of -itas puts me back in my place of God-given/driven virility.


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Asexual - what a concept! Only Satan can distort and pervert a Godly desire by... eliminating it.

Actually, I have experienced "temporary asexuality" before. Photos of Hellary or Mandonna render me utterly desireless. Thanks be to God, only a brief thought of Rosalita, Juanita, or any number of -itas puts me back in my place of God-given/driven virility.
Well, I dunno, there are some cute Madonnas out there:




This one seems to have her right breast dislocated, but what a waist! And, she's a blonde. Don't all of you Messicans think that blonde women are beautiful (even when they have the facial features of a horse)?

Then again, the women who posed as Madonnas are just some long dead hookers.
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Those perverts are not sane if ever there was a case of bats in the belfry look no further than the asexual community.
They have the goth so bad that they'd rather obsess over soporific shadows.
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Demisexual in a straight relationship, Roman Catholic, I don't cut or self-harm, I'm not ugly, I'm not goth or emo.

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Demisexual in a straight relationship, Roman Catholic, I don't cut or self-harm, I'm not ugly, I'm not goth or emo.

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Catholics are not even Christians. That first word in your post, it's not allowed (not even mentioned) in the Holy Bible, so God doesn't like it. You're going to Hell either way, honey.

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Wow what a week.

Welcome young and confused prepubescent that falls in love with everyone. To Gods favorite forum. We would love to get to know you and find out how we can get you on the road to recovery from the catlick brain washing you have experienced.

> Here < is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
You can be saved you know. Young women get help in here all the time. We are very understanding. As it is you're going to Hell. Probably 3 times, once for being DemiMoore, the second for uttering the words Roman and Catlick in the same sentence and the 3rd for being catlick.
Come entertain us regardless, you never know.

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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 10-26-2015, 02:15 PM

Only white people have these problems with sex. Very many white people are perverts. This is because they sit around all day drinking rum while the Black man does all the work. This lacking of something to do perverts the mind and makes white people think up new perversions.


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Wow what a week.

Welcome young and confused prepubescent that falls in love with everyone. To Gods favorite forum. We would love to get to know you and find out how we can get you on the road to recovery from the catlick brain washing you have experienced.

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You can be saved you know. Young women get help in here all the time. We are very understanding. As it is you're going to Hell. Probably 3 times, once for being DemiMoore, the second for uttering the words Roman and Catlick in the same sentence and the 3rd for being catlick.
Come entertain us regardless, you never know.

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I'm 22-years-old.

I don't fall in love with everyone, it means I'm only physically attracted to a person once I develop a romantic connection.

Also since when are Catholics not Christian? I'm not trying to be defensive, I'm genuinely curious. I'm Mexican-American so I was raised Catholic (Catholicism is pretty big there) and taught that we are Christian.
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I'm 22-years-old.

I don't fall in love with everyone, it means I'm only physically attracted to a person once I develop a romantic connection.

Also since when are Catholics not Christian? I'm not trying to be defensive, I'm genuinely curious. I'm Mexican-American so I was raised Catholic (Catholicism is pretty big there) and taught that we are Christian.
This is why I have provided a link in my previous post (here it is again, click HERE). In short, we do not consider Catholics to be Christians because Catholics ignore the Bible and therefore do not follow God's Commandments.
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I'm 22-years-old.

I don't fall in love with everyone, it means I'm only physically attracted to a person once I develop a romantic connection.

Also since when are Catholics not Christian? I'm not trying to be defensive, I'm genuinely curious. I'm Mexican-American so I was raised Catholic (Catholicism is pretty big there) and taught that we are Christian.

Just because you're about 6 years past your prime, doesn't mean I can't partially love you. But then I read the rest.

Since when are Catlicks not Christian? umm forever. I fear there may be a little retard in you. Do either of your parents suffer from Down Syndrome? This would answer a great deal of concerns I am feeling. I don't know if we can extract the Heathen part away from your American part, Messycan is hard to extract. But non the less, if you pop into the introduction thread as you were asked, it would be a great start.



OH it would seem Sister B is ahead of me once again. These Women type so fast. This is why they are so suited to being Secretaries to us Men, we are clumsy typers.


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Only white people have these problems with sex. Very many white people are perverts. This is because they sit around all day drinking rum while the Black man does all the work. This lacking of something to do perverts the mind and makes white people think up new perversions.
Wh-- What?

I'm Mexican-American first of all.

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Just because you're about 6 years past your prime, doesn't mean I can't partially love you. But then I read the rest.

Since when are Catlicks not Christian? umm forever. I fear there may be a little retard in you. Do either of your parents suffer from Down Syndrome? This would answer a great deal of concerns I am feeling. I don't know if we can extract the Heathen part away from your American part, Messycan is hard to extract. But non the less, if you pop into the introduction thread as you were asked, it would be a great start.



OH it would seem Sister B is ahead of me once again. These Women type so fast. This is why they are so suited to being Secretaries to us Men, we are clumsy typers.
Nope, neither of my parents have Down Syndrome. In fact, my father is one of the best doctors in the region, he's been voted Top Doc numerous times, and my mother is smart as a whip.

(Also I just posted my intro thread, thanks Basilissa [cool name!].)

How do you "extract" Mexican from someone?
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Wh-- What?

I'm Mexican-American first of all.
Oh, don't pay attention to that person. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, and he's on drugs. He's harmless, as far as I know.

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I'd recommend prayer. As told us, we can do everything with prayer:

Matthew 17:20 And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

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So, back to the issue of asexuality/demisexuality: Why are you all so against it? Especially demisexuality, that sounds like the kind of Christians want.

We're not hurting you. We don't have some kind of "agenda." What's the big deal?
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So, back to the issue of asexuality/demisexuality: Why are you all so against it? Especially demisexuality, that sounds like the kind of Christians want.

We're not hurting you. We don't have some kind of "agenda." What's the big deal?

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Catholics are not even Christians. That first word in your post, it's not allowed (not even mentioned) in the Holy Bible, so God doesn't like it. You're going to Hell either way, honey.

I hope that was helpful.

There you go, you must of missed it. It's probably a side effect of that Retardation problem that you suffer?


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So, back to the issue of asexuality/demisexuality: Why are you all so against it? Especially demisexuality, that sounds like the kind of Christians want.
My dear, Christians want what God wants.God is very clear in His views on fornication:

1 Corinthians 6:18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

1 Corinthians 7:2 - Nevertheless, [to avoid] fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.


As you can see, heterosexual marriage is the only way to avoid fornication.

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The "big deal" is that if you do not follow God's wishes, you're going to end up in Hell. Forever and ever. And we are so nice that we take time from our busy schedules to make sure that you know that. Whether you follow our advice and repent for your sins it's up to you, though.
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There you go, you must of missed it. It's probably a side effect of that Retardation problem that you suffer?
I keep telling you, I don't suffer from anything. Also, it's "must have"; "must of" doesn't make any sense.
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