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Landover Baptist Prevails In Trademark Dispute -
01-05-2008, 01:17 AM
Praise God, after nearly 25 years of constant litigation, the Landover Memorial Baptist Church in Landover County, Maryland, has agreed that the name Landover Baptist is the exclusive property of our church.
Robert Wingfield, Senior Pastor at the now-renamed Woodstream Church, said of the settlement, "We simply didn't have the resources to keep fighting this frivolous lawsuit. For every lawyer we would hire, that church in Iowa would hire ten. The last straw was when they hired private detectives to do "sin investigations" of the pastors and staff here, and even some of the leading contributor--er, I mean members of our Christian communion. The church coffers are empty, and we just didn't think it was worth fighting anymore. Our name may have changed, but we will still be bringing the same Gospel to you, week-in, week-out." Wingfield concluded, "The history of our church is precious to those who have persevered and walked by faith. The future of the church, by the grace of God, shall be glorious!"
According to Professor David Gentry, lead counsel for our side and Professor Emeritus of Law at Landover Christian University, "The Maryland-based upstart Landover first opened its doors to worshippers in 1983, whereas the real Landover Baptist Church has been saving souls across the United States of America since 1620." Gentry added, "They aren't bad people, even though we do have videotape showing that many of them engaged in various sinful activities, mostly of a prurient nature. But they have to understand that Landover is a unique name for God's chosen church. We have a hard-won reputation, not to mention a large portfolio of intellectual property, to protect, and we will vigorously defend our rights in or out of court. We would have kept this case going another quarter of a century if necessary."
When asked how our legal team achieved this great victory, a grinning Gentry replied, "It was a combination the prayers of 150,000 Landoverites around the world and some damned fine lawyering."
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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Re: Landover Baptist Prevails In Trademark Dispute -
01-09-2008, 06:19 PM
A Baptist Church against a Baptist Church?
Jesus said, "A house divided against itself cannot stand"
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Re: Landover Baptist Prevails In Trademark Dispute -
01-09-2008, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
A Baptist Church against a Baptist Church?
Jesus said, "A house divided against itself cannot stand"
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We are protecting ourselves against pretenders. Look at the lesbean couple in the banner picture. These folks aren't Baptists at all, that's why they had to drop "Baptist" from their name, too.
Disgusting.
Pastor Billy-Reuben
Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
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Re: Landover Baptist Prevails In Trademark Dispute -
01-09-2008, 06:47 PM
Praise, pastor Smith. It's been ages since I've heard such good news. Let NO OTHER make claim to the good name of LBC.
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Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
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That should be enough to scare away the rest.
Ack!
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Re: Landover Baptist Prevails In Trademark Dispute -
01-09-2008, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Zaius
Praise, pastor Smith. It's been ages since I've heard such good news. Let NO OTHER make claim to the good name of LBC.
That should be enough to scare away the rest.
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What you're saying is basically what they're saying...So how come you're still "Unsaved Trash" to them?
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Re: Landover Baptist Prevails In Trademark Dispute -
01-10-2008, 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
What you're saying is basically what they're saying...So how come you're still "Unsaved Trash" to them?
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You leave the good doctor alone, papist. I'm willing to bet good money he will be a True Christian™ before you will.
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Re: Landover Baptist Prevails In Trademark Dispute -
01-11-2008, 05:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
What you're saying is basically what they're saying...So how come you're still "Unsaved Trash" to them?
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Maybe God is striking you blind for buggering all those altar boys. The good doctor looks like a member of this Godly forum to me. And well on his way to True Christianhood, unlike yourself, papist dog.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Landover Baptist Prevails In Trademark Dispute -
01-11-2008, 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben
We are protecting ourselves against pretenders. Look at the lesbean couple in the banner picture. These folks aren't Baptists at all, that's why they had to drop "Baptist" from their name, too.
Disgusting.
Pastor Billy-Reuben
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They look like mother and daughter to me
John 15:12-13
My command is this: Love each other as I have loved you. Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends
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Re: Landover Baptist Prevails In Trademark Dispute -
01-11-2008, 08:54 AM
Even worse.
Ack!
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Re: Landover Baptist Prevails In Trademark Dispute -
01-11-2008, 08:57 AM
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They look like mother and daughter to me
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The fact that she is a MILF lezzer fondling a pre-teen doesn't make it less of an abomination!
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Landover Baptist Prevails In Trademark Dispute -
01-11-2008, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Zaius
Praise, pastor Smith. It's been ages since I've heard such good news. Let NO OTHER make claim to the good name of LBC.
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Thank you Brother Doctor Z. It was indeed heartening news. However, you should know that I am not a pastor, but rather simply one of the flock. I pray every day that someday I will be even 10% as Godly as are our good Landover pastors.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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Re: Landover Baptist Prevails In Trademark Dispute -
01-12-2008, 05:04 AM
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The fact that she is a MILF lezzer fondling a pre-teen doesn't make it less of an abomination!
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The news regarding the trademark is great indeed, as I am new I don't know of the struggles you had with it.
I have a question for Wide-Open, what is a MILF?
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Re: Landover Baptist Prevails In Trademark Dispute -
01-12-2008, 09:21 AM
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I have a question for Wide-Open, what is a MILF?
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Male-Irritating-Lesbian-Feminazi. I thought that was a well known acronym?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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