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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by The Curious One
Brothers, I don't understand why God would hate Sweden. Sweden is also Gods creation. God is almighty and doesn't make mistakes. I do not know why he would hate his own creation...
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God created all countries in the world, but as far as I know there is only one that He likes, infact loves, and that is America!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-15-2013, 03:01 PM
Now, I can't really seem to grasp the idea that you have regarding that country, my country, called sweden. You are saying that god does not like, even hates, Sweden.
I do not have the energy to read through all text that you have been writing in here. But I do believe that you are wrong.
In fact, I believe that I can prove it.
The other day me and my girlfriend, yes we live together and have sex even though we are not married. Nor do we intend to marry. We just feel that sex is something we can do just for the fun of it. Not the backdoor stuff though, we leave that to ABBA.
Well, we were sitting in the sofa and watching the latest episodes of "agents of s.h.i.e.l.d". Great show, they actually do meet some of our gods in that show. I do not truly believe that the gods in the show are the actual gods. They couldn't show their faces in public if that were true. So they hire actors to play them. Pretty clever I think.
In one of the episodes they spoke of god, I assume that they spoke of Jesus, cause they weren't talking about him as a cool character, like Thor. Whenever they speak of the real gods, they have music playing that makes sure that you know who they are talking about.
They said that god is love. Above all else, god is love.
So, since I have a girlfriend, whom I love. That makes me god. Right?
And I don't hate Sweden. So therefor I think that we can close this thread down and just enjoy the fact that you are in the presence of a god.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-15-2013, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Ricken
Now, I can't really seem to grasp the idea that you have regarding that country, my country, called sweden. You are saying that god does not like, even hates, Sweden.
I do not have the energy to read through all text that you have been writing in here. But I do believe that you are wrong.
In fact, I believe that I can prove it.
The other day me and my girlfriend, yes we live together and have sex even though we are not married. Nor do we intend to marry. We just feel that sex is something we can do just for the fun of it. Not the backdoor stuff though, we leave that to ABBA.
Well, we were sitting in the sofa and watching the latest episodes of "agents of s.h.i.e.l.d". Great show, they actually do meet some of our gods in that show. I do not truly believe that the gods in the show are the actual gods. They couldn't show their faces in public if that were true. So they hire actors to play them. Pretty clever I think.
In one of the episodes they spoke of god, I assume that they spoke of Jesus, cause they weren't talking about him as a cool character, like Thor. Whenever they speak of the real gods, they have music playing that makes sure that you know who they are talking about.
They said that god is love. Above all else, god is love.
So, since I have a girlfriend, whom I love. That makes me god. Right?
And I don't hate Sweden. So therefor I think that we can close this thread down and just enjoy the fact that you are in the presence of a god.
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You are a perfect example of why God hates Sweden and every other Norwegian country.
You live in sin, you reject the Lord God, you believe in other Gods and you mock Jesus.
You will certainly go to Hell, as will your girlfriend, if you do not reject your life of sin and come to Jesus.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-15-2013, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
You are a perfect example of why God hates Sweden and every other Norwegian country.
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What do you mean by this?
Does your god favor people that does not go to school and get a proper education?
We here in Sweden know what the world looks like. And if we don't, then we know how to google until we learn.
But how many Norwegian countries are there?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-15-2013, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Ricken
What do you mean by this?
Does your god favor people that does not go to school and get a proper education?
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The Lord God requires good structure and proper usage.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-15-2013, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Ricken
What do you mean by this?
Does your god favor people that does not go to school and get a proper education?
We here in Sweden know what the world looks like. And if we don't, then we know how to google until we learn.
But how many Norwegian countries are there?
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Norwegian countries are the ones around Sweden, Iceland and Denmark etc.
It comes from the word North. Maybe read a book?
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-15-2013, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
Norwegian countries are the ones around Sweden, Iceland and Denmark etc.
It comes from the word North. Maybe read a book?
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Read a book?
Nope, I get bored if I don't see Bruce Willis tear down a shopping mall every five minutes.
Then what does Norway mean?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-15-2013, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by The Curious One
Brothers, I don't understand why God would hate Sweden. Sweden is also Gods creation. God is almighty and doesn't make mistakes. I do not know why he would hate his own creation...
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God has created a complicated world according to His plan. We are not to understand it.
Your point seems to be "Why would God create something He does not love?". That is a serious misunderstanding of the Work of God.
Did not God also create Democrats? Surely, you do not believe that the Lord loves Democrats. Did not the Lord create Haiti and New York City? When you look at the Negroes in Haiti or the Yankees in New York City, you cannot possibly see them as something the Lord would love.
God did not create a touchy, feely, artsy-craftsy world. The Lord created a cauldron to test us. Some pass the test and go on to Heaven. Others have to go to Finland, Somalia or New Jersey before going on to Hell.
That's just how it is.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-15-2013, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
God has created a complicated world according to His plan. We are not to understand it.
Your point seems to be "Why would God create something He does not love?". That is a serious misunderstanding of the Work of God.
Did not God also create Democrats? Surely, you do not believe that the Lord loves Democrats. Did not the Lord create Haiti and New York City? When you look at the Negroes in Haiti or the Yankees in New York City, you cannot possibly see them as something the Lord would love.
God did not create a touchy, feely, artsy-craftsy world. The Lord created a cauldron to test us. Some pass the test and go on to Heaven. Others have to go to Finland, Somalia or New Jersey before going on to Hell.
That's just how it is.
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That actually makes sense.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-15-2013, 07:41 PM
Greetings from Sweeeedäään.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-15-2013, 08:44 PM
"Sad in the eye?" What the hell is that? I thought they taught you eskimos how to speak American (God's favorite language) over there in Finland.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-15-2013, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
"Sad in the eye?" What the hell is that? I thought they taught you eskimos how to speak American (God's favorite language) over there in Finland.
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One might think that, but no.
Our first language is that of the norse gods. But since it's a dead language we can't communicate through it.
Therefore our second language is pictionary.
Only a few of us, say 4-5 persons, learn english by watching old Letterman reruns.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-16-2013, 12:31 AM
Getting your brain frozen and having to fight polar bears and walruses on daily basies certainly makes you eskimos ignorant of God, and He hates the male genitalia-shaped frozen hellhole you live in more than any other place in the world (except possibly Oregon)
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-16-2013, 11:36 AM
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Getting your brain frozen and having to fight polar bears and walruses on daily basies certainly makes you eskimos ignorant of God, and He hates the male genitalia-shaped frozen hellhole you live in more than any other place in the world (except possibly Oregon)
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Well, we see our small continent as in the shape of a tiger.
I´m not sure why your mind would drift to male genitalia...
Maybe it´s not only your mind thats leaning over there.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-16-2013, 11:59 AM
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Well, we see our small continent as in the shape of a tiger.
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Norwegia is not a continent, dear, but never mind. And seeing that as in the shape of a tiger is a sign of seeing, or claiming to have seen, a false vision.
Ezekiel 13:7: Have ye not seen a vain vision, and have ye not spoken a lying divination, whereas ye say, The Lord saith it; albeit I have not spoken?
It is not to late too repent.
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All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-16-2013, 03:02 PM
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Norwegia is not a continent, dear, but never mind. And seeing that as in the shape of a tiger is a sign of seeing, or claiming to have seen, a false vision.
Ezekiel 13:7: Have ye not seen a vain vision, and have ye not spoken a lying divination, whereas ye say, The Lord saith it; albeit I have not spoken?
It is not to late too repent.
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Wait, you're a women?
You are not entitled to a oppinion of your own.
Oh, right. That's why you recite the bible...
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-16-2013, 03:08 PM
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Wait, you're a women?
You are not entitled to a oppinion of your own.
Oh, right. That's why you recite the bible...
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No, she quotes the Bible to you in an effort to help deliver your soul to Jesus.
Don't be such a pessimist.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-16-2013, 03:09 PM
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Wait, you're a women?
You are not entitled to a oppinion of your own.
Oh, right. That's why you recite the bible...
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Sonny, Mrs. Attila's Wife is just a woman, but as a Forum Member she is a Godly woman, and therefore her status is superior to yours.
Note the food chain order on this forum:
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-16-2013, 04:49 PM
I brush off such remarks as I would brush away the lint that Sister Basilissa refers to. However, I am horrified to see that in my zeal, I wrote:
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Two (not too or to) shocking errors there. I apologise, Brothers and Sisters.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-16-2013, 05:34 PM
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Note the food chain order on this forum:
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My dear Sister, can we add "stupid catholics" under the "fly poop," for actually worshiping fly poop!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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