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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-20-2008, 03:00 PM
I'll reply to you in words of one syllable so you can understand.
How. Does. It. Hurt. You. If. Two. Men. Make. Love. Or. If. They. Wed?
No. One. Will. Force. You. To. Make. Love. To. Or. Wed. A. Man. If. You. Don't. Want. To.
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10-20-2008, 03:05 PM
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I'll reply to you in words of one syllable so you can understand.
How. Does. It. Hurt. You. If. Two. Men. Make. Love. Or. If. They. Wed?
No. One. Will. Force. You. To. Make. Love. To. Or. Wed. A. Man. If. You. Don't. Want. To.
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You obviously haven't heard of gay rape. Another one of your gross generalizations that is wrong.wrong.wrong.
Also, who cares if it hurts me when two men marry? It hurts Jesus, and that's what counts.
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10-20-2008, 03:17 PM
No need for testyness on this Godly Forum™ Crotch.
The behavior you describe makes Jesus cry and seeth with anger simultaneously. The knowledge that is ocurring hurts any True Christian™.
BTW are you a coonass ?
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I'll reply to you in words of one syllable so you can understand.
How. Does. It. Hurt. You. If. Two. Men. Make. Love. Or. If. They. Wed?
No. One. Will. Force. You. To. Make. Love. To. Or. Wed. A. Man. If. You. Don't. Want. To.
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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10-20-2008, 03:33 PM
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How. Does. It. Hurt. You. If. Two. Men. Make. Love. Or. If. They. Wed?
No. One. Will. Force. You. To. Make. Love. To. Or. Wed. A. Man. If. You. Don't. Want. To.
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Since when is that the basis for God's Law? You make it sound as though the Lord were that russkie atheist harlot Ayn Rand and the Bible were one of Rand's long-winded novels full of implausible plot twists and terrible characterization. Also, God most certainly does get to make the rules for those who don't believe in Him; He created everything, not just those who believe in Him.
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-20-2008, 03:40 PM
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You make it sound as though the Lord were that russkie atheist harlot Ayn Rand and the Bible were one of Rand's long-winded novels full of implausible plot twists and terrible characterization.
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Actually, the Bible IS full of implausiblr plot twists and terrible characterization.
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10-20-2008, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch
I'll reply to you in words of one syllable so you can understand.
How. Does. It. Hurt. You. If. Two. Men. Make. Love. Or. If. They. Wed?
No. One. Will. Force. You. To. Make. Love. To. Or. Wed. A. Man. If. You. Don't. Want. To.
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I don't care at all. Those homers and sinners have to do as they want. Fornicating is all they think about.
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10-20-2008, 04:53 PM
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Actually, the Bible IS full of implausiblr plot twists and terrible characterization.
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Typical lie-beral mockery of Scripture. I notice you don't spend all of your free time attacking the Rig-Veda or the Popol-Vuh; it's just the real Scripture, the Holy King James Bible, that you are obsessed with attacking.
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10-20-2008, 05:16 PM
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Typical lie-beral mockery of Scripture. I notice you don't spend all of your free time attacking the Rig-Veda or the Popol-Vuh; it's just the real Scripture, the Holy King James Bible, that you are obsessed with attacking.
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I don't see people trying to change the Constitution to bring it in line with the Rig Veda, and I've never heard of the Popol-Vuh.
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10-20-2008, 05:33 PM
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Your lord doesn't get to make the rules for those who don't believe in him.
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I don't believe in the Demoncratic Party or anything they stand for, so if God punishes America by allowing Osama Barack to steal the presidency it will be okay for me to ignore any laws they set forth?
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10-20-2008, 05:45 PM
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I don't believe in the Demoncratic Party or anything they stand for, so if God punishes America by allowing Osama Barack to steal the presidency it will be okay for me to ignore any laws they set forth?
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No - you are a citizen of the US, therefore you are subject to its laws. I am not a member of your church, nor of your religion, so I am not bound by your dogma.
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10-20-2008, 06:15 PM
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No - you are a citizen of the US, therefore you are subject to its laws. I am not a member of your church, nor of your religion, so I am not bound by your dogma.
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You are a very, very flawed creation of God (flaws He put into us deliberately, obviously) and a citizen of His earth, so you are bound by His laws. I have to admit I'm going to ask on Judgment Day if I can be there as you're brought before Him so I can see your face as you try to get out of your eternal punishment by crying "BUT I REJECTED YOU! I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER!"
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-21-2008, 05:06 AM
Does it hurt me if a colored guy robs a liquor store in a far away state? Does it hurt me if man goes with a pretty girl to his house and beats the crap out of her when he discovers she is a transvestite?
In each case, something has gone wrong when we, as a society, tolerate armed robbery or transvestite trickery. These lead to people getting hurt, either innocent people (like the liquor store owner) or the perpetrator himself (as with the transvestite).
We, as a Christian society, have a responsibility to ensure that we stamp out sin and that we bring our brethren to the God the Father through his son Jesus Christ.
Allowing homers to marry, and thereby sanctioning their sin, is the same as saying "It's ok if you kill or steal." Some things are just wrong, and the Bible tells us very clearly what those things are.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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10-21-2008, 02:57 PM
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Does it hurt me if a colored guy robs a liquor store in a far away state? Does it hurt me if man goes with a pretty girl to his house and beats the crap out of her when he discovers she is a transvestite?
In each case, something has gone wrong when we, as a society, tolerate armed robbery or transvestite trickery. These lead to people getting hurt, either innocent people (like the liquor store owner) or the perpetrator himself (as with the transvestite).
We, as a Christian society, have a responsibility to ensure that we stamp out sin and that we bring our brethren to the God the Father through his son Jesus Christ.
Allowing homers to marry, and thereby sanctioning their sin, is the same as saying "It's ok if you kill or steal." Some things are just wrong, and the Bible tells us very clearly what those things are.
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When one person robs another, the person robbed is harmed by loss of his property, injury, or both. When one person beats up another, the person beaten is harmed. That's why acts such as robbery, assault, and rape are crimes.
When two consenting adults marry, no one is harmed, regardless of the couple's complement of genitalia. Since no one is harmed by it, there is no need to make it illegal.
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10-21-2008, 03:10 PM
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Since no one is harmed by it, there is no need to make it illegal.
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There are lots of things that are illegal that don't harm any one. That's not the only criterion for enacting law.
There are also things that are illegal that people will argue don't hurt anyone. Remember the Janet Jackson Superbowl incident? How did that hurt anyone? Still, it was deemed illegal, and fines were paid.
I suspect that you disagree and feel that that slut should be able to show her nipples anywhere. Who does it hurt?
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10-21-2008, 03:36 PM
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There are lots of things that are illegal that don't harm any one. That's not the only criterion for enacting law.
There are also things that are illegal that people will argue don't hurt anyone. Remember the Janet Jackson Superbowl incident? How did that hurt anyone? Still, it was deemed illegal, and fines were paid.
I suspect that you disagree and feel that that slut should be able to show her nipples anywhere. Who does it hurt?
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That nipple ring of hers could put someone's eye out.
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10-21-2008, 03:37 PM
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When two consenting adults marry, no one is harmed, regardless of the couple's complement of genitalia. Since no one is harmed by it, there is no need to make it illegal.
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As we've already explained to you, it doesn't matter whether any identifiable individual is harmed. Society itself is harmed, through the desecration of the sacred institutions of marriage and the family. Yet homosexuals want to sacrifice those sacred institutions on the altar of their desire for group rights.
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10-21-2008, 04:19 PM
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As we've already explained to you, it doesn't matter whether any identifiable individual is harmed. Society itself is harmed, through the desecration of the sacred institutions of marriage and the family. Yet homosexuals want to sacrifice those sacred institutions on the altar of their desire for group rights.
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Nonsense. How is your relationship to your wife changed if two men are allwowed to marry?
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10-21-2008, 06:26 PM
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Nonsense. How is your relationship to your wife changed if two men are allwowed to marry?
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He's saying it's offensive to traditional Christian marriage..
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10-21-2008, 06:57 PM
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He's saying it's offensive to traditional Christian marriage..
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If we start letting disease ridden homersexuals get married, what will be next? Dogs getting married? We have to draw the line somewhere.
Do you see what I am getting at here. Gays are wild and disease ridden animals.
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Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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10-21-2008, 07:13 PM
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If we start letting disease ridden homersexuals get married, what will be next? Dogs getting married? We have to draw the line somewhere.
Do you see what I am getting at here. Gays are wild and disease ridden animals.
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Last time I checked, only adult human beings were able to enter into legally binding contracts (which is what marriage is).
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