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Hello everyone -
11-02-2018, 09:25 AM
Hello everyone. I'm Adam, the new member. Be happy to join the forum with everyone.
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Re: Hello everyone -
11-02-2018, 11:32 AM
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Hello everyone. I'm Adam, the new member. Be happy to join the forum with everyone.
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Well that's nice Adam. There are certain prerequisites such as telling us which Church you go to, your favorite Bible verse and how you came to find Jesus which will help you to become Welcome here.
Phil
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: Hello everyone -
11-02-2018, 11:41 AM
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hello everyone -
11-02-2018, 11:51 AM
"The" new member? Anyways welcome to the forums. A cautious welcome sir. Notice I called you sir because your first name is Adam so I am assuming you were born a man. If you were born a man you better act like how God made you. Also there are only two genders. Okay my rant is over. Are you a Christian? What's your favorite Bible verse? Your name is Adam Levine. My name is Maxine. Are you that faggy Adam Levine from Faux-American Idolators? That's what my Pa calls that show. I'm not allowed to watch it because it distracts from worshipping God and Jesus.
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Re: Hello everyone -
11-02-2018, 03:56 PM
I've heard of an Adam Levine. He's a Homosexual and Goth Recruiter who works for a group called Maroon 5. I hope you're not here to attempt to convert our youth to the Homosexual Deathstyle because it won't work, dear.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hello everyone -
11-02-2018, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
I've heard of an Adam Levine. He's a Homosexual and Goth Recruiter who works for a group called Maroon 5. I hope you're not here to attempt to convert our youth to the Homosexual Deathstyle because it won't work, dear.
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Adam Levine has a wife named Behati Prinsloo.
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Gushing for Jesus
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11-02-2018, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Zaranith
Adam Levine has a wife named Behati Prinsloo.
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So Indians are hiring out as "beards" now?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hello everyone -
11-02-2018, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
So Indians are hiring out as "beards" now?
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What does this even mean? Do you know the difference from a man and a woman?
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Hello everyone -
11-02-2018, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Zaranith
What does this even mean? Do you know the difference from a man and a woman?
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A " beard" is an escort, constant companion, or even wife brought along in public to give the homer the appearance of being straight and normal.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Total Trash Confirmed Retard
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Re: Hello everyone -
11-02-2018, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
A " beard" is an escort, constant companion, or even wife brought along in public to give the homer the appearance of being straight and normal.
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Please stop saying nonsense about people. You have no right to do so.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Hello everyone -
11-02-2018, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Xanax
Please stop saying nonsense about people. You have no right to do so.
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Please cite the exact part of the Constitution that says that, or STFU.
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Re: Hello everyone -
11-02-2018, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Xanax
Please stop saying nonsense about people. You have no right to do so.
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Ms. Xanax, you are talking to a lady. She does not speak nonsense; she speaks the Truth.
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
1 Corinthians 11:13
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Re: Hello everyone -
11-02-2018, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Xanax
Please stop saying nonsense about people. You have no right to do so.
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What's more nonsensical dear, recruiting youth to avail their bums for trinkets and favors to satisfy the rectal-lust of the roving Sodomites and Homosexual Rape Gangs, or to pretend to be someone who does that?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hello everyone -
11-03-2018, 02:04 AM
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Ms. Xanax, you are talking to a lady. She does not speak nonsense; she speaks the Truth.
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Mr. Dana, the Bible makes it clear that lying and making false accusations is wrong. Adam Levine is married to his wife and has two children and yet Etherelda says he practiced homosexuality. Does she know him personally? Where does she get her information from?
If this isn’t nonsense what is?
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Re: Hello everyone -
11-03-2018, 02:09 AM
I feel like you people are happy pointing out other people’s sins. Why don’t you go out and try to bring them to Christ instead of taking pleasure in peoples down falls.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Hello everyone -
11-03-2018, 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Xanax
I feel like you people are happy pointing out other people’s sins...
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... Why don’t you go out and try to bring them to Christ instead of taking pleasure in peoples down falls.
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Like Christ will?
Psalm 2:4 "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh:
The Lord shall have them in derision."
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True Christian™
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Re: Hello everyone -
11-03-2018, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Xanax
Mr. Dana, the Bible makes it clear that lying and making false accusations is wrong. Adam Levine is married to his wife and has two children and yet Etherelda says he practiced homosexuality. Does she know him personally? Where does she get her information from?
If this isn’t nonsense what is?
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All of the things Sister Mary knows about Hollywood sinners comes directly from Kirk Cameron and/or Pat Boone. She is a senior member of both fan clubs. Also, her name is not Etherelda. Have respect for a person's name, kiddo. Even President Trump knows that. Well, except for the time he called Angela Merkel Anjela. He just didn't know. Poor thing.
I know someone who went to a Maroon 5 show and he said someone told him that Adam Levine has a wife and kids but he actually lives with some homer in West Hollywood and doesn't know how to pronounce his wife's name. Now if he were straight, wouldn't he know how to pronounce his wife's name? Kirk Cameron knows his wife's name (Chelsea), and even made a vow not to kiss any woman but her - even in movies. (I know it hurts to think about that, Sister Mary, so I'll move on)
Just leave the discernment of people's spirituality and/or sinfulness and homerism to the experts: TRUE CHRISTIANS™.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Hello everyone -
11-04-2018, 09:17 AM
Levine, huh?
That's fine, I have nothing against Jews.
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Re: Hello everyone -
11-04-2018, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Xanax
I feel like you people are happy pointing out other people’s sins. Why don’t you go out and try to bring them to Christ instead of taking pleasure in peoples down falls.
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How can you get a person out of the pits of despair with the rope of True Salvation™ unless you know the depths of their depravity?
It does appear to me after a long conversation I had with the Holy Ghost that only God Himself is capable of providing a rope of an infinite length to get you out of your bottomless hole. Praise His Glory!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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