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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-01-2015, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Fireburp
So I'm going to hell?
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Dear child,
Almost EVERYBODY is going to Hell!
Matthew 7:14
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
The point is, you don't have to! You must believe in Jesus, repent, get a Baptism and follow His commandments and you can reverse your fate. You'll be hated by those who go to Hell, but it is worth it. We. Know.
Matthew 10:22
And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer 
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-01-2015, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Fireburp
So I'm going to hell?
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Well friend, if you'd like to know more, I'd suggest you take this wonderful test: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Senior Pastor
Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
Always Biblically correct
True Christian™
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Posts: 10,667
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Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-02-2015, 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
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Rod McKuen was a pornographer and a fag-enabler whom the sodomites claim as one of their own.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-02-2015, 06:39 AM
From the Desk of
GRANNY JUNE
Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ
Negroid songbird Whitney Huston's daughter....found face down drunk in bathtub.
Now on life supports.
Maybe they';ll name a vegetarian salad after her ha ha
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Location: MAGA Country, USA
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-02-2015, 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Granny June
From the Desk of
GRANNY JUNE
Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ
Negroid songbird Whitney Huston's daughter....found face down drunk in bathtub.
Now on life supports.
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Luke 6:43 For a good tree bringeth not forth corrupt fruit; neither doth a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-02-2015, 07:05 AM
From the Desk of
GRANNY JUNE
Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ
Looked a bit hussy-ish to me
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-02-2015, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Granny June
From the Desk of
GRANNY JUNE
Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ
Looked a bit hussy-ish to me
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The problem is, that these poor things have lost their natural habitat, and they and they do not know how to manage.
I blame yankees for this.
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Unsaved trash, depraved godmocker
Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
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Posts: 100
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Insane asylum
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-02-2015, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
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***removed profanities in attempted German language*** This is just a quiz you made up and seriously 100 = heaven nobody can score a hundred except mabye you people even then I doubt it.
Last edited by Elmer G. White; 02-02-2015 at 11:38 AM.
Reason: Inappropriate language is inappropriate regardless of the language. Jesus knows.
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Location: In Jesus' lap
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-02-2015, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Granny June
From the Desk of
GRANNY JUNE
Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ
Looked a bit hussy-ish to me
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She was either too drunk to put on a matching pair of shoes, or she left one under a client's bed.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-02-2015, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Fireburp
***removed profanities in attempted German language*** This is just a quiz you made up and seriously 100 = heaven nobody can score a hundred except mabye you people even then I doubt it.
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You think I went back in time five years and made up a quiz just for you?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Unsaved trash, depraved godmocker
Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
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Posts: 100
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Location: Insane asylum
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-02-2015, 03:47 PM
The you implies the people here on this site.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-02-2015, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Fireburp
The you implies the people here on this site.
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You're confused, dear. The entire quiz references the Holy Bible exclusively. Rev. Jim did't make it up, he just passed it along
Now, as this thread is dedicated to pointing out those who have a Fast Pass on the Hell Train, please keep your comments on topic.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Join Date: Feb 2015
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-06-2015, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Woooot wooooooooot
Choo-Chug-chug-a-lugga!
Add your Passengers Here!
These folks are going to HELL for being retarded.
"Look Ma! I can Drive!"
"Look Ma! No Hands!"
"Look Ma! I'm an Angel!"
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If God hates the disabled and handicapped why did Jesus cure the lame if they weren't worthy and going to hell?
People with such disabilities can be some of the nicest people, with no harm towards anyone so how could God not love them?
God created them at the end of the day so who are you to snigger at the Lords creation.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-06-2015, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by godstruth
If God hates the disabled and handicapped why did Jesus cure the lame if they weren't worthy and going to hell?
People with such disabilities can be some of the nicest people, with no harm towards anyone so how could God not love them?
God created them at the end of the day so who are you to snigger at the Lords creation.
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You may post in this thread to add passengers, not whine and complain about people not cherry picking Bible verses like you do.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Posts: 171
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: One Race City, USA
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-06-2015, 06:09 PM
Where will all the Tuskegee Airmen go? Heaven??
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Location: One Race City, USA
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-06-2015, 06:14 PM
Please pray for a healing miracle for the lovely Bobbi Kristina. God is able!!!
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
Christ's Guardian
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-06-2015, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by godstruth
God created them at the end of the day so who are you to snigger at the Lords creation.
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Which day was that, stupid day?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-06-2015, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by godstruth
If God hates the disabled and handicapped why did Jesus cure the lame if they weren't worthy and going to hell?
People with such disabilities can be some of the nicest people, with no harm towards anyone so how could God not love them?
God created them at the end of the day so who are you to snigger at the Lords creation.
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He didn't cure them all, did he. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-07-2015, 08:28 PM
Andre Brink, South-African writer pays for his sins in 
Brink was the main writer to speak against the godly South African government in the 1960s. We know that is wrong - JESUS has gave us this scripture:
Romans 13:1-2
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-09-2015, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Fireburp
***removed profanities in attempted German language*** This is just a quiz you made up and seriously 100 = heaven nobody can score a hundred except mabye you people even then I doubt it.
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We get 100 every time. That's because we have actually read the Bible. You, apparently, don't have time for that. You should make time, though, because I'm pretty sure Satan doesn't keep any spare copies in Hell.
Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.
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